Chapter 9: The Whole KitnKaboodle
disclaimer: nope still don't own…

A/N: well I would have had it up last week but the weather interfered in my plans
Thump. Thump. Thump. "Will you knock it off!" I yelled as I woke up. Someone kept hitting the tree with rocks and it was really bugging me. Thud "OW!" I screamed as a rock hit me in the head. I stood up, forgetting for that a split second that I had no balance to speak of. I slipped and fell out of the tree, landing on Yusuke.
"Get off me you psycho freak!" he yelled from his place on the ground. Something was different today. I sat there, ignoring all complaints, and thought.
Ten minutes later I yelled, "I know what it is. You ran out of hair gel!" I smiled
"Yeah, what of it. Now get the fuck off me!" He growled.
"No can do. You were throwing rocks at me, and one of them hit me in the head. Besides, I know why you ran out of hair gel." He was quiet, waiting for me to explain. "I flushed it."
"You what!?!" he screamed as he threw me off of him "that was two hundred dollars worth!" he picked me up by the collar and slammed me into a tree.
"Hey now…don't kill her Yusuke," a voice came from above us. I glanced up and saw another demon. This one I didn't recognize. She jumped down and pulled Yusuke off of me. "Name's Evangaline (A/N: pronounced eve-ang-a-lean). Koenma sent me here to protect you." She had fiery red hair, startling blue eyes, and two cat ears poking out of her head. Yusuke glared at her but said nothing.
"I don't need protecting. I'm perfectly capable of surviving without Diaper Breaths involvement. I live with Yusuke don't I?" I looked at her with a skeptical look.
She laughed. I quirked an eyebrow, but said nothing. "Even so, I would like to stay here. Koenma said that this place was a source of great amusement."
I froze. "How would Diaper Breath know…? Oh hell!!! He's like Santa Clause! He's a stalker! NO!" I fell to the ground, rocking back and forth muttering to myself about Santa Clause and his plot to steal my precious remote.
Don't tell me you still believe in Santa Clause." She said, trying not to laugh.
"Nope! I believe in the tooth fairy!" I said childishly. Lizzy had walked outside and rolled her eyes. "What?" I asked with an all too innocent look plastered to my face. She laughed at me and went inside. I sighed and walked inside, motioning for Evangaline to follow. We were about to head to my room, I had been determined to avoid Hiei and Kurama at all costs to avoid bloodshed, when I noticed a bunch of tiles. 'I wonder…' I thought with a grin.
Slowly I jumped from tile to tile "What are you doing?" asked Lizzy as she noticed my odd behavior.
"Come here…let's have a race!" I said with a grin. She looked at me blankly, as if to say "have you lost your mind?" I pointed at the tiles. "First one to make it to my room wins. If you touch the cracks, you have to go back to the beginning. Evangaline, you too!" I jumped excitedly. Everyone else crowded around the three of us.
Kuwabara gave the count down and the three of us rushed to my room. Unfortunately, the three of us got excited and crashed, at the last instant, into each other.
"Ow!! Let's do it again! Who's up for round 2?" I said as I jumped up. The world began to spin and I stumbled into Kurama's chest and groaned. "Make the world quit moving!" I heard Yusuke snicker and growled. "Hey moron has that bite mark healed yet?" I asked with an edge to my voice. He grew quiet but I could've sworn he was still laughing…so what did I do? Naturally I pulled away from Kurama and jumped on top of Yusuke. My teeth sunk into his arm.
"What the hell is wrong with you?!" he screamed as he slammed me into the wall. I jumped up; terrified, I really didn't wish to die; then attacked him again, deciding to screw it, he needed to learn a lesson and I was going to teach it to him.
"What's wrong with me? Well…I'm living with you for starters" I said as I pined him to the ground. I glared at him as I felt a pair of arms pull me away. "But... he started it!!!" I screamed.
'Okosan' Hiei warned.
'What?' I asked innocently
Hiei scowled at you. I sighed and muttered about how it was Yusuke's fault. I walked into my room, followed by Lizzy and Evangaline.
Evangaline spotted the remote sitting on my bed. She went over and grabbed it. I growled and tried to take the remote. Evangaline hissed and throw a shoe at me.
I snarled and rushed forward to bit her. My teeth closed around air as she jumped back. I was getting ready to pin her down when I heard a knock on the door.
I literally jumped over to the door and opened it. Hiei and Kurama were glaring at each other. I sighed, ready to slam the door in their faces when they looked at me. I began to feel uneasy. Whatever they were planning couldn't be good.
"Toria, we have figured out how to settle our dispute. We are going to play that racing game you made up.' Kurama said evenly.
I inwardly groaned. That was hardly fair for Kurama! However I nodded and allowed it. This had to have been thought up by Yusuke I decided. Kurama would never make such a foolish bet, would he?
I sent a terrifying death glare at Yusuke as I leaned up against the wall to watch. Since I never verbally agreed to this, I could back out if things ended badly.
Lizzy gave the countdown, three seconds later; Hiei was by my side with a victory smirk planted on his face. I sweat dropped and decided to pull out of the "agreement". I shook your head
"I'm not a prize to be won, so I'm not agreeing to this! You will just have to find another way to figure it out!" I sighed as you heard Hiei growl.
What caught my attention however was what Yusuke said next. "You've got to be kidding me Toria!" he yelled
This made me mad. "Excuse me?" I growled. I scanned his body, looking for a decent target to throw a shoe at him when I noticed something. "What is THAT!!!" I asked angrily. Clutched in his right hand was MY remote! "Where did you get that?" my eyes narrowed as I took another step. It was deathly silent.
Yusuke backed up to the wall, wide-eyed as I glared at him. "I-I found it…" he stuttered.
"Where?" I growled. Kurama put his hand on my shoulder, but I shrugged it off. A snarl escaped me as I waited for an answer. "Answer me Yusuke, where?" I bared my fangs.
"I-In your r-room…" he stuttered again. He looked terrified as he searched for an escape route.
I smiled, but it wasn't the smile everyone was used to. This was devoid of kindness; it was angry, furious even; slowly I held out my hand. My gold eyes flashed in anger.
Yusuke gave me the remote, and then shrank away. "What are you going to do to me?" he asked.
I grinned "You'll find out." I had a plan. I turned to Lizzy and Evangaline "I'm going to need your help…"
Yusuke looked at Kurama and Hiei for help. Kurama shrugged, unsure if it was wise to interfere.
'Calm down Okosan'
'But...but Hiei! You said I could beat the snot out of Yusuke if he touched my remote! Besides he went into my room!' I practically whined.
Hiei sighed, knowing that I wouldn't rest until I had my revenge.
'What would it take to get you to not kill him?' He asked
I thought for a moment. 'Sugar…lots and lots of sugar, or a universal remote!!!!!' I answered.
Hiei shook his head. I was hopeless. I shrugged and motioned for Lizzy and Evangaline to follow me into my room.
They nodded, wondering what on earth I had planned
I sat down and grinned. "Okay, this is what we're going to do…"
Chappie end
A/N: YES! It's done! This chapter took almost 3 months to write! It's time to celebrate! This chapter is dedicated to Miyuki Wolfire for her idea for the race between Hiei and Kurama and Andrea for helping me come up with the race three months ago!