The final story. The first one I will start in. Hope you'll enjoy.
Merry Christmas, Jonny T
We open to a large group of people, ranging from heroes to villains, teens to adults, superpowered to normal. There was Raven from the Teen Titans. The Eds from Ed, Edd n Eddy. The Joker from the Dark Knight. Deadpool from Deadpool. The Nostalgia Critic and the Angry Video Game Nerd. Rorschach from Watchmen. And Wolverine, Rogue, and Gambit from X-men Evolution. They all stood on the stage, waiting for their dirctor. A young teenage male enters the room. He was about 5ft 8", slightly overweight. (I weigh the correct weight for a kid my age) He was at least 15 years of age. (16 in February) He had slightly long, brownish black hair. He wore a black hoodie over a Joker shirt. He wore dark blue jeans and black shoes. Of course, this was The Jonny T Factor.
"Sorry I'm late." Jonny T says, "Now let's get down to business." The Nostalgia Critic raises his hand. "Yeah?" Jonny T replies.
"Uh, you're the dirctor?" the Critic questions.
"Yep." Jonny T answers.
"We're being ordered around by a little kid?" the Critic replies.
"Is there a problem?" Jonny T questions.
"I just thought we would be following the orders of an adult." the Critic answers.
"You thought wrong." Jonny T replies, "Okay, now, here are your scripts." He passes out scripts to the group.
"Um, quick question." Raven says, "Are we suppost to drop whatever relationship you've had us in, in the past?"
"Not sure yet." Jonny T replies. Raven looks at Rorschach.
"Then I guess you should come see your son." Raven informs. Rorschach looks at her.
"Do I know you?" Rorschach replies.
"Okay, people we need to go over your lines if we're gonna pull this off." Jonny T informs, "This is going to be a perfect Christmas story."
"Okay, I've read about four lines and I already found some spelling mistakes." Deadpool informs.
"Me too." Gambit adds.
"There's a lot of them." Rogue informs.
"You know what they're suppost to be." Jonny T replies, "Forget about them."
"Hey, I only have three lines of dialogue!" the Nerd informs, "The fuck is up with that?"
"You're not a main character." Jonny T explains, "You don't need a lot of lines."
"Don't like this." Rorschach informs.
"What don't you like about this?" Jonny T questions.
"This is garbage." Rorschach says, "Slop that the most starving of animals wouldn't even feed on."
"... What?" Jonny T questions, confused.
"I don't like it either." Joker adds.
"Yeah, this is pretty retarded, dude." Eddy agrees.
"Fine, I'll make a few changes." Jonny T informs.
"I can't believe I came here." Wolverine says, "This is a waste of my time."
"Guys, this is about Christmas!" Jonny T states, "Do any of you even know what Christmas is about?"
"It's cool, Jonny T, I'll tell em." Deadpool replies.
"Oh god." Jonny T mumbles. A spot light shines on Deadpool.
"God got a chick pregnant." Deadpool explains, "The End." Deadpool re-joins the others,
"That's it?" Jonny T questions, "That's all you got?"
"I believe there's more to the story than just that." Double D informs.
"That's the main plot." Deadpool states.
"Slightly." Jonny T replies, "What about the birth of Jesus."
"What about Santa Claus?" Ed questions.
"Santa's not real, idiot." Eddy answers.
"Santa isn't real?" Ed questions, looking sad.
"Cheer up, litltle guy." Joker states, "Let's put a smile on that face." He pulls out a knife. Rorschach grabs his arm and twists it. He then rams his elbow in his face.
"This scum shouldn't be here." Rorschach states, "Simple plague on humanity." The Joker turns back towards Rorschach.
"I'm not a plague, heh, heh." Joker replies, "I'm an agent of chaos." He tries to throw a punch at Rorschach, but he dodges. Rorschach tries to punch the Joker, but his fist was caught by Wolverine.
"Enough!" Wolverine orders.
"Stay out of business." Rorschach replies. Rorschach kicks Wolverine. Wolverine backs up and launches out his claws.
"Make me!" Wolverine growls.
"See what you've caused?" Deadpool questions Jonny T. The Nostalgia Critic pulls his gun out on the Nerd.
"DIE!" the Critic yells. The Nerd punches the Critic in the face, knocking him out. Jonny T sighs. Wolverine and Rorschach charge at each other, but a wall of black energy blocks them.
"This is no time to be fighting!" Raven states.
"Hey, where'd Jonny T go?" Rogue questions. They all stop and look around.
"Who cares?" Wolverine replies.
"I do." says a voice from the shadows. Jackal steps into the light. "What the fuck are you guys doing?" Jackal questions, "You guys are so selfish."
"What are you talking about?" Wolverine replies.
"Can any of you see that this isn't for you?" Jackal questions, "This is for the fans. Jonny T just wants to give the viewers a good show. He's done a lot. And his life isn't always the best." All the character start to look sad.
"He's right." Rogue informs. She looks at the script again. "You know, it's not that bad of a story." she adds.
"Yeah, maybe a few changes here and there, and it could look good." Joker replies. He pulls out a pen and starts to make some changes to the script. Everyone gathers around and reads.
"It's okay." Rorschach informs.
"Yeah, pretty sweet." Eddy adds.
"Perfect." Jackal comments. Jonny T re-enters the room.
"I forgot my phone." Jonny T informs. He sees all of them standing together, smiling. "What's going on?" Jonny T questions. Joker hands him the script. He looks at them, then reads the new script. "Huh, this is a little better than I thought." he informs.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, JONNY T!" all the characters cheer, "Hark, the..."
"WAIT!" Deadpool yells, "That's gotten old! How about something else? Come on, Jonny T, give us something different!" Jonny T nods, then pulls out a pen. He crosses something out on the script, then writes something else. He hands the script back to the group. They look at it and nod. The room goes dark and a spot light shines down on the Joker.
Joker: "Mary, did you know that your baby boy would one day walk on water? Mary, did you know that your baby boy would save our sons and daughters."
*Spot light shines on Rogue and Gambit*
Gambit: "Did you know that your baby boy has come to make you new?"
Rogue: "And the child that you delivered would soon deliver you."
*Spot light shines on Rorschach.*
Rorschach: "Mary, did you know that your baby boy would give sight to the blind man?"
*Spot light shines on Wolverine.*
Wolverine: "Mary, did you know that your baby boy would calm a storm with his hand?"
*Spot light shines on the Nerd.*
The Nerd: "Did you know that your baby boy has walked where angels trod?"
*Spot light shines on the Critic.*
The Critic: "And when you kiss your little baby, you've kissed the face of God."
*Spot light shines on the Eds.*
The Eds: "The blind will see, the deaf will hear. The dead will live again. The lame will leap, the dumb will speak. The praises of The Lamb."
*Spot light shines on Raven.*
Raven: "Oh Mary, did you know that your baby boy is Lord of all creation?"
*Spot light shines on Deadpool.*
Deadpool: "Mary, did you know that your baby boy will one day rule the nations?"
*Spot light shines on Jackal.*
Jackal: "Did you know that your baby boy is Heaven's perfect Lamb?"
*Spot light shines on everyone.*
Everyone: "And the sleeping child you're holding, is the great 'I Am'."
"MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!" Jonny T yells to the viewers.
The End
I hope you enjoyed the Countdown. And I hope you all will have a wonderful Christmas. Please Review. Thanks.
