KS: Well, finally got this out of the way
Nine: What took you so long?
KS: Ah... just life in general. I don't want to talk about it.
Terumi: (sarcastic) Oh no, please tell us. We're sooo interested.
KS: Why are you here?
Terumi: Because you can't live without me, that's why.
Rachel: I believe I speak on behalf of everyone that we could all live without you.
(sounds of agreement)
Terumi: Well, no one asked for you opinion, you damn vampire.
(Rachel summons a lightning bolt and shocks Terumi)
KS: Well, let's hope he stays down. ACTION!
"Uh..."
Hazama was speechless. She had just run into the head of the Duodecim. As a girl, no less. And the worst part? This particular head was a known playboy, charming every woman that he came across. Of course, this lead to him getting decked in his goods everytime that happened.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Kagura said. "I must've mistook you for someone else."
Hazama held back the urge to sigh in relief. "No, it's alright. I get mistaken for someone else all the time," she lied.
Kagura chuckled. "I'll bet. Anyway, I've got to get back to my office. I got some work I need to take care of."
"Sure, go ahead. Don't let me keep you."
Hazama started to walked away until Kagura grabbed her shoulder.
"By the way, I didn't your name. What is it?"
"Uh..." Hazama struggled to think of a fake name, until one popped into her head. "Hazako. That's my name."
Kagura smiled. "Great! See you later, Hazako."
"Yeah, bye, see ya," Hazako said quickly, darting away from the Black Knight. (A/N Just know that from this point forward, Fem!Hazama will be known as Hazako)
"She seems nice," Kagura said. He then realized something and facepalmed. "And I forgot to get her number. Nice work, Kagura."
Back at the branch, Noel and Tsubaki explained to Ragna on what was going on with Makoto. Granted, it was completely awkward given that they knew about it beforehand, not to mention they have been... fooling around with Makoto in spite her special condition.
"So... that's pretty much it," Tsubaki said, blushing heavily. "Do you understand now, Ragna?"
The reaper's face was as red as her attire. "I think so. To put it in a nutshell, Makoto has a-"
"Don't," Noel groaned, blushing as well. "Please don't say it."
"Why not? It's not like either of you haven't seen it before."
Noel and Tsubaki blushed harder.
"Hey, has everyone forgotten that I'm in the same room here?" Makoto asked irritably, pressing both of her hands down on her skirt. "I'm still hard, in case nobody noticed."
Noel buried her face in her hands while Ragna fell off the chair in shock.
"Makoto," Tsubaki chided. "I thought we agreed that you wouldn't say that you were... hard."
The beastkin shot a dirty look. "Well, I still wouldn't be like this if someone didn't interrupt me just as I was about to plow into Noel.
Said girl let out a moan of embarrassment that was muffled through her hands.
"Why didn't you just relieve yourself like you always do?"
"I didn't feel like cleaning up. Plus, Kagura keeps his stash under lock and key, so I can't look at anything while I-"
"Alright, alright!" Ragna interrupted as she sat back in her chair. "Let's not make this anymore awkward than it has to be. The point is, most female beastkin have additional packaging and are in heat more often then males. Am I on the mark so far?"
Makoto's face fell. "Packaging? Did you really just say that?"
"What else did you want me to say, equipment?"
"That's even worse!"
Just then, Kokonoe stepped in. "What the hell is going on in here? I'm doing some tests and I can't concentrate with all this racket."
Noel chuckled nervously. "Oh... we were just telling Ragna about-"
"About Makoto, right?" Everyone nodded.
"Did you know about her condition?" Ragna asked.
Kokonoe smirked. "Did I know about it? The moment I saw that thing, I treated it like one of my lollipops."
Everyone apart from Makoto fell out of their chairs.
"Professor!" Makoto groaned. "No one was supposed to know about that!"
The grimalkin shrugged. "Well, they know now. Anyway, I need you lot to come to my lab for minute. I have something to show you."
Kokonoe left the room, leaving everyone silent.
"So... now what?" Tsubaki asked.
"We'd better go," Makoto suggested. "The professor's a lot of things, but patient isn't one of them."
"Well, we better not keep her waiting then," Noel said, walking out of the room. All the other girls followed her. Along the way, Ragna realized something.
"Wait... I just remembered she said something about sweat samples."
"Holy crap! Does this chick ever stop?!"
"What are you asking me for?!"
Remember those Cleaners from earlier? You know, the ones Bullet knocked out before? Turns out, there were more of them. They had set up a base of operations in an abandoned building where they regrouped and replenished the fuel for their flamethrowers. But thanks to outside information, Bullet managed to find their hideout. Needless to say, when she arrived, she tore them up. She destroyed their fuel dumps, defeated their top guards and tied them up.
"Now, to find their leader and put an end to this nonsense once and for all."
As if on cue, the door next to Bullet opened up, revealing a man in yellow suit and gas mask, armed with a large flamethrower and two napalm tanks strapped to his back.
"So, you're the head of the Cleaners, huh?" she said sarcastically.
"Yeah, what of it?" the leader asked.
"Would it be too much to ask if you quit trying to burn everything in sight?"
The leader scoffed. "Look lady, I'll have you know that we're doing a public service to this city. The seithr around her is only going to keep rising unless we burn it all away."
Bullet raised an eyebrow. "So, decide to eliminate the seithr... by burning every damn thing you come across?"
"Yes."
Bullet sighed and armed her gauntlets. "Guess there's no sense talking you out of it. I'm going to have to beat you into submission."
"I can't believe you used my sweat to run tests, you freak," Ragna groaned.
"Hey, I wasn't exactly keen on the idea myself, but I had to get something since you won't let me examine you," Kokonoe shot back.
When the girls arrived in the lab, Kokonoe showed them the results of the tests she ran using... you know what? Let's just hear it from the "good" professor herself.
"But more to the point, given the results I got on the tests I've been doing, I can confirm that seithr is responsible making you this way Ragna."
"I thought so," she sighed. "But, you don't see me complaining."
"You were complaining when you found out you turned into a chick," Makoto deadpanned.
"Well, I'm not complaning now. Besides, being a girl seems to have its advantages."
"Don't get cocky, you prick. Just because you nailed Tsubaki doesn't mean you get to act so smug," Kokonoe snarled.
Everyone looked at her in surprise.
"Um... are you alright?" Celica asked.
Kokonoe groaned and rubbed the side of her head. "I'm fine, I just... I haven't gotten much sleep lately."
"I don't think I've ever seen you sleep, professor," Tsubaki said.
"Yeah, well, my line of work doesn't allow me to sleep often. Hell, I'm lucky if I can close my eyes for at least half an hour."
Ragna yawned and stretched her arms out. She walked out the lab, gaining everyone's attention.
"And where the hell do you think you're going?" Kokonoe asked.
"I'm going out for some air," the reaper answered. "Fill me in on the details if when I get back."
"Don't be out long," Celica advised.
"I won't."
The girls watched as Ragna left.
"Uh..." Makoto started to shift her legs. "I don't want to bring this up, but..."
Noel and Tsubaki looked down to see that the beastkin had her hands over her groin.
"Really, Makoto?" Tsubaki groaned. "You couldn't keep it down for at least an hour?"
"Hey, you interrupted me and Noel," she retorted. "So this one's on you."
Tsubaki sighed. "You have a point there... alright, let's go."
Tsubaki didn't say anything as Makoto lifed her up and carried her out of the lab.
"Always horny, that one," Kokonoe said.
Bullet started to wonder if she had bitten off more than she could chew. All the other Cleaners, she had no problem with. But the leader? Well, most of her clothes were burned off, leaving her in her underwear. Yeah, her underwear. The psycho burned off her clothes, but he stopped when he reached her unmentionables. Who does that?
"You know, I thought this would be a challenge," the head Cleaner said. "But it looks like you're no different from those Library punks I've burned."
Bullet glared at him as she tried to regain her footing. "You... you burned innocent people... you bastard!"
The leader scoffed. "Give me a break. The Library's a lot of things, and 'innocent' sure as hell ain't one of them. They've screwed us for God knows how long, so who cares if a few of them gets reduced to ash?"
Bullet was disgusted by him. Sure, the NOL can be strict and uncompromising now then, but that's no reason to kill them... although, some people would beg to differ.
"You... you're horrible," she growled.
The leader chuckled. "Nah, I'm sure the Library's much worse." He aimed his flamethrower towards Bullet, ready to do her in. The mercenary could only stare in horror, as if her fate has been sealed.
"Dead Spike!"
That is, until a wave of dark energy hit the Cleaner and knocked him away from Bullet.
"Huh? Where did..."
Bullet looked where the attack came from and widened her eyes in shock.
"You miss me, Butt Floss?" Ragna teased while smirking.
Bullet wanted to shout at him for using that damnable nickname again, but lacked the energy to do so.
"I gotta say, you really tore shit up around here," the reaper said as she walked towards her.
"How did you find me?" Bullet asked, still struggling to get up.
"Honestly, it's kinda hard to miss smoke from a distance."
Bullet lost of footing and fell onto Ragna, her face in between her breasts.
"Um..."
"Ragna," Bullet said, her voice muffled by the reaper's cleavage. "Can I ask you to do something for me?"
"Sure...?"
Bullet looked up at her with lust in her eyes. "I found a resting area around here. We can use it for the time being."
Ragna let those words register in her mind for a moment, then started blush when she figured out what Bullet was getting at.
"You... you want to-"
Bullet put a finger to her lips. "I didn't want to tell you this, but... I want you to slap my ass again."
"...Wha?"
Bullet whispered in her ear. "You heard me. Do it now."
Ragna did as she said and lightly smacked her behind.
"Harder."
Ragna blinked. "Come again?"
"You heard me," Bullet growled. "Hit me harder."
Ragna smacked her again, but harder than before, just as Bullet said.
"Harder!"
Strangely enough, Ragna started getting into hit, smacking Bullet's ass in rapid succession. The mercenary started to drool uncontrolably.
"You know what? Screw it!" Bullet pushed Ragna onto the floor and ripped her underwear off, leaving her bare. "We're doing it right here, right now!"
Ragna stared at her in shock. "You're kidding? With all of these pyros unconscious?"
Bullet sat on top of her and pulled her clothes off. "Just don't look at them. Besides, it's not like they're watching."
Ragna was about to protest, but Bullet kissed her on the lips before she could say anything. She then moved to her neck which she fondled her breasts and pulled her nipples. The reaper moaned uncontrollably as the mercenary ravished her.
"No way I'm getting left out," Ragna growled as she squeezed Bullet's ass and slapped her, eliciting some groans from her. Bullet didn't take this lying down as she trailed down her body until she reached her slit where she started thrusting her tongue in and out. Ragna let out a scream of pleasure and pressed her head into her crotch. Soon enough, her fluids coated Bullet's face and laid down, breathing heavily. Bullet licked her lips an crawled up next to her, hugging her tightly.
"Wow... that was... wow," Ragna panted.
Bullet smirked. "I forgot to tell you... I love being on top."
Kagura: Well... that was freaky.
Jin: What are you talking about?
Kagura: Oh, you know, doing it in front of some knocked-out goons. (smirks) But, I've done some freaky things in my time...
Hibiki: Please don't share your "exploits" with everyone else, sir.
Tsubaki: Hibiki? Why are you here?
KS: I invited him. Naoto's here too, by the way.
Naoto: (waves) Hello.
KS: Okay, a little announcement, I'm setting up another poll. What's it gonna be about? Well, you'll have to see it for yourself. Until next time...
Luna: Don't forget to fave, follow and review!
Makoto: Damn it, Luna! I was gonna do it!
Luna: (sticks her tongue out) First come, first serve!
Makoto: Why you...!
(Luna and Makoto start fighting)
KS: Well, this was expected.
Rachel: Was it really?
KS: ...No, not really.
Rachel: I did not think so.
