Disclaimer: I do not own Kiba nor Shino, they belong to Masashi Kishimoto. I also don't own Etsuko she belongs to you know. That one girl. I only own Rei!
~*~*~Meet The Girl's Parents~*~*~
The most awkward position you can place any male is when you force them to meet their crushes parents. Today that ill fate had befallen on our two loveable Shinobi, Kiba and Shino.
"I think today is the day I die" the dog lover commented, he was threatened to wear something casual but nice.
He wanted to make a nice impression and wore black dress pants, leather shoes and a white collared shirt, which was tucked in!
Kiba took a large gulp before knocking on the door. He felt a wave of relief when Rei answered.
"Well, doesn't someone look good today" She joked letting the brunette Shinobi walk in.
"You said wear something nice!"
"I meant casual nice, not restaurant nice!"
"So, this is Kiba Inuzuka?" A woman in her late thirties, early forties commented walking in, wiping her hands on her apron.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Miharu" The dog man bowed in respect.
"Oh he's a keeper" Rei blushed brightly, jerking her attention to her mom.
"That's what I keep telling her"
"What have you told my daughter?"
Kiba shuddered, as he straightened his posture considerably. Looking closely you could see a bead of sweat trail down his cheek.
"Umm, nothing…"
"Oh be nice" The older Miharu said to her husband who shot daggers at the innocent Shinobi.
"I am being nice."
Rei rolled her eyes and grabbed the now frozen Kiba by the arm.
"Calm down…" She whispered into his ear before placing him at the table and taking the seat to his left, to his right was her father and across was her mother, then there lay a vacant seat.
"Why is there an extra chair?"
"Hmm, oh, my sister was suppose to join us but she was assigned to her first c-rank mission in the land of waves."
"You have a sister?"
"Yah, but she's much younger…"
Kiba nodded, he could feel the intense stare burrowing into his skull.
~*~*~Etsuko's House~*~*~
"Good evening, you must be Shino Aburame. The boy who wants to take my sister away" the female looked almost like an older version of Etsuko.
"Hello…" A tint of red plastered on his cheeks.
"Ne, no need to blush" she snickered, closing the door behind him.
In the living room sat another Etsuko look alike.
"Etsuko! Your boyfriend is here!"
A loud thud could be heard from the kitchen as the brunette Takeda and Shino's friend stormed in.
"Fuck you!"
Shino sweat dropped, wondering why he had even agreed to such an agreement.
"Hey, hey! No need to cuss, just go finish the food and we'll keep your boyfriend company."
The two dodged the spoon Etsuko threw across the room before turning back toward the kitchen, muttering a few profanities along the way.
"So, Shino-kun… What do you see in our sister?"
The Aburame shifted in his spot uncomfortably, how could he answer such a question without turning a bright shade of red.
"Awe, it seems the cat got his tongue"
"Or Etsuko did" The second commented with a wink.
"Stop pestering my guest!" Was heard from the kitchen.
"Sheesh, we can't have any fun anymore…"
Shino looked from the kitchen to the two older Takeda siblings. "I think I will see if Etsuko needs help…"
"Why aren't we just as cute as her?" The first chimed in leaning against the sofa.
The bug boy scurried off into the kitchen just as Etsuko finished placing the table.
"So, tired of my sisters already?" she asked with a sly grin.
Shino didn't know how to answer and only wondered how his teammate was doing, probably better than him.
"DINNER IS READY!"
~*~*~Rei's House~*~*~
Dinner was eaten in an awkward silence. Rei looked from her father to Kiba, who hadn't looked up from his plate.
"Kiba, tell me why are you so fond of my daughter?" Her father asked.
The brunette chocked on her water as the question was popped up from no where.
"Uhh… well…" Kiba looked at his friend before looking at the older Miharu in complete horror, what if he said something wrong.
"She makes a good partner" Mr. Miharu arched a brow.
"I mean, as a friend, a teammate! Not-"
"Are you implying my daughter isn't your type?"
"No! That's not –"
"Then what do you mean?"
"Uhh, she's a nice girl and of course she's my type, in the future maybe we can even go out! At your approval of course!"
Rei mentally slapped herself, the boy was rambling on and on without even pausing to breath.
"Date my daughter? Is that what you are asking permission for?" Mrs. Miharu shot a glare at her husband before interjecting.
"Who wants cake?"
~*~*~Back at Etsuko's~*~*~
"Hey, Shino how did you like the dinner?" Mrs. Takeda asked eating her piece of pie.
"It was delicious…"
"Good to know because Etsuko spent most of the afternoon preparing everything."
"Mom!"
"Yah, she really likes you. Some days she won't stop talking about you" one of the sisters said from her spot.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" A blushing Etsuko shouted throwing her pie across the table.
Shino snickered finishing his own share of the sweet pumpkin pie, did Etsuko also make this?
"Why don't you two go relax in the living room while I, your sisters and father take care of the mess" her mother offered pushing the two teens out.
Aburame and Takeda looked at each other, shrugged and entered the living space.
"Sorry about my family, they are something… special" the brunette kunoichi said.
"It's fine, I enjoyed it."
"Really?"
Bug boy nodded as he took a seat on the cushioned couch. He didn't expect Etsuko to sit down beside him though, and definitely had not planned for the girl to rest her head in the crook of his neck.
It was nice.
~*~*~Rei's Place~*~*~
"That was horrible" grunted the Inuzuka as he dried the plates.
"It wasn't THAT bad" Rei retorted handing over the last of the plates.
Miharu snickered as she recalled the nights events, the interrogations and the Inuzuka's reactions.
"You didn't have to deal with your dad!"
"I do, everyday!"
She splashed some water on his face before wiping her hands clean. Rei thought over the likeliness over her father walking in, but shrugged her shoulders before roughing up Kiba's hair.
"Stop it, I want to look nice!"
The brunette laughed and brought him in for a hug. The shinobi struggled to break loose in fear of her father walking in.
"You worry way too much" she muttered before taking a deep breath.
"RAPE!"
Kiba froze in his spot as the older Miharu barged in with a few shadow clones of himself tagging behind. The frightened boy took off running, almost tripping out the door with Rei's dad following close behind
"Good night, boyfriend!" She laughed closing the door.
~*~*~Etsuko's House~*~*~
The younger Takeda had a relaxed expression as Shino looked oddly comfortable, his arm draped around her shoulders.
"SAY CHEESE!"
SNAP. Went the flash of a camera and two older sisters grinning foolishly as the held it up to their flushing faces.
"Give that back!"
"Gotta pry it out of my cold dead hands!"
Shino turned to watch Etsuko chase her older sisters around the house before actually stopping in defeat and returning to her companion.
"That was… unexpected" he said stoic as ever.
"That's my family for you."
"What was with the entire ruckus?"
"Dad can you tell them to give me the camera" she begged, pouting.
"No, I think I will let them keep it for a while longer. Besides they said they wanted to show me something."
Etsuko groaned plopping back into the couch, arms crossed over her chest.
"Don't worry, I don't mind at all…" Shino placed a hand on her shoulder, he was a little self-conscious knowing that there were people in the room with them now.
"So when is the wedding?"
"Mom, we are too young besides we aren't even dating." Silently, she hoped that her dreams did become a waking reality.
"But I can see that shortly you two will."
"What? Since when did I give her permission to grow up?"
"Since she started swearing…" her mother said.
The two parents left, leaving the two alone once again. The tension in the room could be cut with a knife.
"So… Do you want to go out sometime?"
So, here is the next chapter. It is what would happen if the Shino and Kiba met their 'friends' parents.
