Sorry I haven't written for a while but yeh, I promised you laughs and your lucky I'm hypperrrrr Reviewwssaa??
" I'll help as much as I can, if it makes any difference, but you will have to tell me EXACTLY what they said." I was a little scared to be honest, but I tried to hide it from my face, I knew by offering my help I was entering a world that I shouldn't delve within! But what harm could it do to help an unhappy Vampire?
Emmett explained everything, word for word. It was quite a long story and lasted until dawn. He would have to wait until after school to tell me the rest, I'm glad it's our last day, then I have all the summer holidays to help him!
Louise POV.
So he sat in my bedroom waiting for me to get dressed for school etc, etc. This is amazing! After changing and finally calming down, I thought it would be safe to go talk to him again!
I walked into my room and to my amazement he was dressed properly!
"Where did you get those clothes from?"
" Oh, erhhh. Urm… I got them from the room next door. Urh. Wait don't come near me yet." He warned me. God he just looked so… FIT!
That's when I realised he was near my open window. He looked in pain though! What had I done wrong?
" What's the matter?"
"Oh nothing… Just it doesn't matter. So where are you going today? Oh and please don't tell anyone that im here! Pleeeeeeease… no ones supposed to know about vampires and things, I mean you thought I was acting, they might want to kill me; not that they could I mean, I can take on a grizzly but, I don't want to kill anyone!"
" Ahhh, but that was my fun deed of the day!"
Emmett POV.
Well, she's gone now, so, what to do? What to do? What to do? I hid in her cupboard first, when her mum and dad came to check she had left for school, that's so boring, I'm glad I've finished school for the time being. That's the thing though, what am I going to do if Louise can help me? Ill have to run and hide somewhere!
Anyway, after Louise's mum and dad had left for work I found something fun to do. I already knew she had a computer I just wish I knew where she kept it…
About a hour later I managed to find her computer, well, it was a fun hour, but I'm going to have to clean up afterwards… Oooooooh SQUIRELLL! Ok. So this is going to be a boring day!
Louise POV.
I wish I could have told someone that THE actually Emmett Cullen was at my house right now. It had been the same boring day, but I just couldn't stop thinking about him. Everyone's been hyped up because we've got 6 weeks holidays from now on; it was our last day today.I wonder what Emmetts been up to?
Eventually I got home, after a long school day, it seemed like it was weeks since last night. I walked in through the house, switching on lights as I went. Why is it so dark in here? All the curtains were closed and I could smell something strange, it seemed familiar but so different! What has he been up to?
Something hit me in the back and I screamed in agony, I couldn't see; the lights were still switched off and all I could hear was my screaming, something whooshed past my ear making me jump up so high I hit my head on the table I crawled under for protection. What was happening?
"hehehe…" I could hear snickering from up stairs! What was he up too? I now regretted agreeing to help Emmett. I could smell that awful smell again and then I felt it, a sticky oozing from the floor.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… SHAVING FOAM!" Suddenly all the lights switched on and the curtains opened! I could still hear him laughing. He had covered all my living and dining room will shaving foam and made a trip wire, that then was triggered as I walked through my house, making a paint tin hit me in the back, which then caused me to fall on the floor. Just then I noticed I was covered in shaving foam, It was everywhere!
"EMMETT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? IM GOING TO GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" He was still laughing, I could just hear it upstairs, I followed the sound up to my bedroom and noticed he had stuck something to my door. I read:
Do not enter, or you will regret it and not like me for as long as I will live!
Aww, I could never not like Emmett, he was just so…I opened the door, and as it said on the notice, I regretted it!
He had stacked all my furniture to make a little fortress around him – not that he would need it – and then he started throwing paint balls and water bombs at me! The moment he stopped I then looked around, regretting that too, he had redecorated my bedroom! A red haze began to cover my eyes, he was in so much trouble, I ran down the stairs and out the backdoor, I reached the shed in a matter or seconds and looked for the only thing I knew would maybe hurt him, I remembered what Edward had said in the 'Twilight' film and reached for the gasoline!
In my peripheral vision and noticed what else he had been up too. I didn't notice before, the emptiness of the downstairs of my house but know I could really take in how much time I'd given Emmett to get his imagination flowing. I could now see the remains of all my downstairs furniture, it looked light Emmett had been practising boxing in the time I was at school! I was definitely going to kill him now. I began to haul the chainsaw and gasoline out of the garage and drag it to the house. Suddenly there was a voice behind me.
"Do you want some help with that?" he asked politely, offering to carry my equipment for torture up to the house. I smiled at him and handed him the things. Not noticing until a minuet too late that I was supposed to be using them on HIM!
" Wait, NO, I'm supposed to be killing you with that stuff! OMG, URGH you're so annoying. I'm kind of starting to agree with your family right now!" Oops, shouldn't have said that, I could see the range of emotions cross his face, Anger, hurt, anger, remorse, anger, hurt! " OMG, I'm so sorry I didn't mean it, I'm sorry, I love you!"
We chatted for a while after that, I felt so bad for saying it, I didn't mean it, I was just so angry. Emmett explained that he was only joking and then he helped me fix the house before my parents arrived back from work. I told my mum that I was going to bed earlier, and that I loved her, the only goodbye I would get for now. I got to my room and began writing the letters for my family; I was running away and tomorrow, I don't know where I'll be.
Not my best piece of work. Sorry for taking so long, a bit of writers block there! Reviews please, anymore ideas?? Should Louise join the Cullen family?
