"Sibyl, wait up!" Snape called going running to Trewlawny.
"Hi Sevie," Trewlawny said in a dreamy voice. "What is it, sweetie?"
"Well, you see, there's another woman that likes me. I can't really say her name, but she said that she likes me. I don't think that I should be seeing anybody, so, what I'm saying is..."
"Sevie, I know what you're saying."
"You do? Sibyl, I'm really sorry."
"You don't want her heart to get broken. I was sensing this."
"Look, Sibyl, I can always talk to her and..."
"You will? Oh, thank you, Sevie." Trewlawny wrapped her arms around Snape's neck and gave him a kiss on his check. She waved goodbye to Snape and walked away.
"You also said that you were going to talk to the girl?" Harry asked Snape. "How come every time we try to break up with the girls, we always do the same thing the other ones are doing?"
"I don't know," Snape said. "I was just feeling sorry for Sybil."
"Sibyl?" Ron asked. "Are you desperate?"
"No. Heck no. It's just, I was feeling an emotion that made me sorry for Sibyl."
"It's love. I'm starting to love Hermione though."
"I'm starting to love Ginny also," Harry said. "Guys, we're getting brainwashed! We have to get away from them!"
"How?" Snape asked. "No matter what we do, they'll stick to us like a snail on a building."
"Where did you get that simile?"
"Don't ask. Any way, the point is, no matter what we do, we always get back to them."
"Maybe we should use Parvati's idea," Ron said.
"Not a bad idea," Harry said. "Let's do it."
"You're right," Snape said. "Although, I'm not that good at writing."
"Don't worry. You'll think of something."
Ron walked out of his dormitory to see Hermione sitting on the couch by the fire. "Hi Hermione," Ron said.
"Hi Ronniekins," Hermione said. "What do you have there?"
"It's a poem. Do you want to hear it?"
"Sure."
"Alright." Ron read his poem to Hermione and looked at her. "Ron, is that for the girl that you were talking about?" Hermione asked.
"Uh, yeah, do you think she'll like it?" Ron asked.
"Yeah. And I'll bet that she'll understand."
"Thanks."
"WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!" Snape yelled to the top of his lungs. Harry stood in front of a desk in Snape's classroom while Ron sat on the desk by it.
"We don't know, but we'll find a way," Harry said.
"It's no use. We'll just have to find a way how they became attracted to us and reverse it."
"You know, I'm starting to like this," Ron said. "I mean, what's the big deal?"
"Snape, the only reason you don't like this is because Trewlawny is weird," Harry said. "Also, you never felt love before."
"Harry, look, we just have to reverse it," Snape said. "I mean, do you really want to marry Ginny?"
"Who said anything about marrying?"
"Sooner
or later, she'll ask you to marry her."
"You're right. We
should try to see why they like us."
"Maybe they just liked us before and didn't want to tell us sooner," Ron said.
"Doubt it. It's been 5 years since we've known them. Let's go. We don't have much time." Harry, Snape, and Ron got up and left the room.
