Dear Fanfiction,

Honestly, do you really think I would ever become good?

Or, in fact, ever come back?

I am the father Gaea.

Who turned evil, by the way.

Good girl.

Anyway, no. I will never team up with that pathetic Percy Jackson.

I'm dead, mind you.
I couldn't even if I wanted to.

So stop writing stupid little fanfictions about Perseus Jackson turning evil and coming to help me, who happens to be in Tarturus.

Never coming back, Chaos.

A/N: This chapter idea is courtesy of BlackSCrazy.