Dear Fanfiction,
Honestly, do you really think I would ever become good?
Or, in fact, ever come back?
I am the father Gaea.
Who turned evil, by the way.
Good girl.
Anyway, no. I will never team up with that pathetic Percy Jackson.
I'm dead, mind you.
I couldn't even if I wanted to.
So stop writing stupid little fanfictions about Perseus Jackson turning evil and coming to help me, who happens to be in Tarturus.
Never coming back, Chaos.
A/N: This chapter idea is courtesy of BlackSCrazy.
