A/N: HEY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS! (Whoever got the Four Swords at Camp reference, HERE'S A BUNCH OF CUCCO BURGERS!)
Disclaimer: The Legend of Zelda belongs to Nintendo and the Parody Links belong to their creator. (I dunno who...)
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Demon: Hey guys! What's up?
All of the Links: Aren't we doing the parody version of ourselves?
Demon: :l Oh yeah... Derp. (Does derp face)
Parody Vio: Okay guuuuuuuys! Are ya'll ready to be interviewed?
Vio: Uhhhhhh... Why does my voice sound like a girl?
Parody Blue: After I... (Yawns) take a nap...
Blue: WHERE IS THIS GUY'S FIRE?! I NEVER WANNA TAKE A NAP! AND I'M NEVER SLEEPY!
Parody Red: I GOT A FIRE STARTED ON THAT CAR OVER THERE! (Points at flaming truck) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
Demon: OH MY GOD THAT'S THE CAMERAMAN'S TRUCK! (Runs to call fire department)
Red: I'm scared! D'X
Parody Green: (Says in country accent or whatever accent he uses) Gosh! I wunder wut's goin' on!
Parody Red: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THINK!
Green: WHAAAA? WHY THE H*** DO I SOUND LIKE A HILLBILLY OR SOMETHING OR OTHER?!
Parody Vio: Okaaaaaay, ask us some questions! That would be FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOOOOOOUUS!
Vio: (Eye twitches) Where's Demon when you need her?
Demon: WHEW! Glad THAT got taken care of. Anyways, 1st Q for Parody Red: What's your favorite thing to do at a camp?
Parody Red: I like to BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN STU- SPARTA!
Demon: (Does face palm) Oh great. The Sparta parody is overlapping with this guy.
Parody Red: SPARTA! (Yells in Green's face, knocking his hat off)
Green: What the heck man? Why did you DO that?
Parody Red: They all DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIED!
Demon: SHUT THE **** UP! DON'T DO YOUR PARODIES ANYMORE! STAY QUIET OR YOU'LL GET THE BACK-HANDED SLAP OF SHAME!
Vio: Ooooooooo... THAT'S REALLY bad.
Demon: Oh, and I'll put you in Maniac's care. (Points to Maniac with devilish smile and holding a whip)
Parody Blue: o_O
Demon: Okay, 2nd Q for Parody Blue: What's your favorite pastime besides sleeping?
Parody Blue: Cuddling Mr. Deku as I fall asleep. (Shows Deku doll)
Blue: I am ashamed of him. GO DIE IN A HOLE SLEEPY!
Demon: BLUE! (Gives Back-Handed Slap of Shame)
Blue: YEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Parody Links: O_O'
Demon: Okay, 3rd Q for Parody Vio: What do you like to do?
Parody Vio: I like washing the clothes and making stuff FAAAAAAAAAAABULOOOOUUUUS!
Demon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MAKE THE GHIRAHIMNESS STOOOOOOOOOOOP! D'X
Justin Butthole (Bieber): (Runs in with a bunch of fangirls) BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHHHH RIGHT! BA-
Demon: MANIAC! LINKS! GET HIIIIIIIIIIIIM! (Runs at JB with handcuffs and shaver)
Maniac: (Tazes JB and kicks him where the sun don't shine)
Demon: (Puts handcuffs on JB, knocks him unconscious, and shaves his hair off)
Parody Links and Real Links: (Uses Four Swords and fire and fabulousness to OBLITERATE Justin Butthole)
Fangirls (Including my sis): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE LOOOOOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER!
Demon: GO GET SOME LIVES! (Gives every single fangirl Back-Handed Slaps of Shame)
Fangirls: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW! (Leaves)
Demon: Whew! They're GONE.
Parody Vio: (Looks at Demon with heart eyes)
Demon: Uhhhhh... O_O'
Hero of Time: BACK OFF! SHE'S MINE!
Demon: My hero! (Hugs)
Blue: T_T
Parody Links: Well, we better go back to camp. BYYYYEEEEE!
Parody Green: But I didn' get mai intaview.
Parody Red: You're too stupid to answer a question. (Drags Parody Green away)
All of the Real Links: Good Riddance to S***!
Demon and Hero of Time: O_O (Sticks bars of soap in Links' mouths)
A/N: YAY! I THINK this was a long chapter! And JB made an appearance! (Smiles evilly) BYE PEEPS! Oh yeah! And I MEANT to spell stuff wrong for Parody Green's lines.
