Ice: Well This chapter is dedicated to RoyxEd Haters lol Roy your gonna get beat up bad!

Roy: What?!

Ed: *evil glare* REVENGE!

Ice: Thats nice here is a dare from:

hpfan10101

WAIT NO ED NO WHY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MARRY ROY WTF *headdesk* ROY YOU TOTAL A**!

FINE THEN. ROY, YOU HAVE TO KISS KING BRADLEY! THEN GLUTTONY! THEN FATHER!

And Ed, you get send Roy to the hospital any way you want.

HAVE FUN AH HAHAHAHA :D

Ed: *punches fists together and smiles* THIS WILL BE FUN!

Roy: *swallows*

Ice: :3 Getem Ed!

Roy: WHAT?!

Ice: What it's not like I supported it I only found it amusing! *Eyes Gleam!*

Roy: Damn it I should've known I mean you are cruel!

Ice: *growls* WA DID YOU SAY BASTARD!?

Roy: *SWEATDROP* Uh oh

Ice: Ed mind if I join you *looks at with eyes that could kill*

Ed: *squeaks* Um uh yeah sure

Ed&Ice: *beats up Roy to a pulp!

Ice: Now kiss them

Roy: Eww can I just kiss you or... Ed

Ice&Ed: NO!

Roy: Fine blegh *kisses King Bradley and Father*

Ice: Ed Get us OUT of this WASTELAND!

Ed: O-okay! *finds a way out (its a secret how we got out though)*

Ice: WE ARE FREE! *hugs Ed and Roy out of joy!*

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE! Now Roy you can kiss Gluttony

Roy: *barfs in mouth swallows then kisses Gluttony* That was gross!

*grabs Ice and kisses*

Ice: *blushes* WTF MAN

Ed: Um Okay ignoring that the next dare comes from:

a Mysterious Illusion

0-0 I didn't expect you to enjoy that dare so much. XD

RYEUWIWUEY AAUUGHGH ! ROYXED STUFF! IT BURRNNNSSS! (I personally hate that, so I'm with Ed there...no offense to the twisted minds who like messing with Ed's love life...) I DARE THEM TO NOW DIVORCE! AND THEN ED CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO ROY FOR KISSING HIM!

*breathes heavily and waits 'till calms down to talk again*

Okay now Edward has to tell Winry what happened. *evil grin* Uh, well, once he can anyway, I know he can't AT THE MOMENT, but once he can... (does that count as a truth or dare..?)

Ice: It counts as a dare now Ed I choose you use attack!

Ed: *beats up Roy again! And divorces*

Ice: *smiles* Now lets tell Winry

Ed: *sweatdrop* Um okay *tells Winry*

Winry: Wow Ed I thought you were straight!

Ed: I AM!

Winry: PROVE IT!

Ed: (°\\\\°) *kisses Winry and Ice without thinking*

Ice&Winry: *blushes while screaming* ED WHAT THE HELL!?

Ed: ( - ) WHAT?! DID!? I?! JUST?! DO!?

Ice: *Blushes while clearing out throat* here is a truth and dare from:

Kaylee-Sempai

- Ed, I dare you to slap Roy (you should have fun with that *winks*) Truth- Al, why do you wear that blue apron? I mean not that it doesn't look sexy on you, buy its not attached or anything. I mean if you like aprons, that's cool, but if it were me is pick something a little nicer. *holds out a new orange apron with a picture of a black kitty on it* here...

Al: *blushes and grabs new apron* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OK UMM BYE THIS ENDS THIS CHAPTE-

Ice: ALPHONSE LET ED HAVE HIS SLAPPING TIME!

Ed: WOOT 3 Beat ups in a row!

Roy: *cries and whines* Please NOOO!

Ed: *slaps Roy!*

Ice: Well this end this chapter bye bye!