Ice: Well This chapter is dedicated to RoyxEd Haters lol Roy your gonna get beat up bad!
Roy: What?!
Ed: *evil glare* REVENGE!
Ice: Thats nice here is a dare from:
hpfan10101
WAIT NO ED NO WHY YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MARRY ROY WTF *headdesk* ROY YOU TOTAL A**!
FINE THEN. ROY, YOU HAVE TO KISS KING BRADLEY! THEN GLUTTONY! THEN FATHER!
And Ed, you get send Roy to the hospital any way you want.
HAVE FUN AH HAHAHAHA :D
Ed: *punches fists together and smiles* THIS WILL BE FUN!
Roy: *swallows*
Ice: :3 Getem Ed!
Roy: WHAT?!
Ice: What it's not like I supported it I only found it amusing! *Eyes Gleam!*
Roy: Damn it I should've known I mean you are cruel!
Ice: *growls* WA DID YOU SAY BASTARD!?
Roy: *SWEATDROP* Uh oh
Ice: Ed mind if I join you *looks at with eyes that could kill*
Ed: *squeaks* Um uh yeah sure
Ed&Ice: *beats up Roy to a pulp!
Ice: Now kiss them
Roy: Eww can I just kiss you or... Ed
Ice&Ed: NO!
Roy: Fine blegh *kisses King Bradley and Father*
Ice: Ed Get us OUT of this WASTELAND!
Ed: O-okay! *finds a way out (its a secret how we got out though)*
Ice: WE ARE FREE! *hugs Ed and Roy out of joy!*
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA DIE! Now Roy you can kiss Gluttony
Roy: *barfs in mouth swallows then kisses Gluttony* That was gross!
*grabs Ice and kisses*
Ice: *blushes* WTF MAN
Ed: Um Okay ignoring that the next dare comes from:
a Mysterious Illusion
0-0 I didn't expect you to enjoy that dare so much. XD
RYEUWIWUEY AAUUGHGH ! ROYXED STUFF! IT BURRNNNSSS! (I personally hate that, so I'm with Ed there...no offense to the twisted minds who like messing with Ed's love life...) I DARE THEM TO NOW DIVORCE! AND THEN ED CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS TO ROY FOR KISSING HIM!
*breathes heavily and waits 'till calms down to talk again*
Okay now Edward has to tell Winry what happened. *evil grin* Uh, well, once he can anyway, I know he can't AT THE MOMENT, but once he can... (does that count as a truth or dare..?)
Ice: It counts as a dare now Ed I choose you use attack!
Ed: *beats up Roy again! And divorces*
Ice: *smiles* Now lets tell Winry
Ed: *sweatdrop* Um okay *tells Winry*
Winry: Wow Ed I thought you were straight!
Ed: I AM!
Winry: PROVE IT!
Ed: (°\\\\°) *kisses Winry and Ice without thinking*
Ice&Winry: *blushes while screaming* ED WHAT THE HELL!?
Ed: ( - ) WHAT?! DID!? I?! JUST?! DO!?
Ice: *Blushes while clearing out throat* here is a truth and dare from:
Kaylee-Sempai
- Ed, I dare you to slap Roy (you should have fun with that *winks*) Truth- Al, why do you wear that blue apron? I mean not that it doesn't look sexy on you, buy its not attached or anything. I mean if you like aprons, that's cool, but if it were me is pick something a little nicer. *holds out a new orange apron with a picture of a black kitty on it* here...
Al: *blushes and grabs new apron* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT OK UMM BYE THIS ENDS THIS CHAPTE-
Ice: ALPHONSE LET ED HAVE HIS SLAPPING TIME!
Ed: WOOT 3 Beat ups in a row!
Roy: *cries and whines* Please NOOO!
Ed: *slaps Roy!*
Ice: Well this end this chapter bye bye!
