Hey everyone it has been a long while since I updated and for that I am deeply sorry but real life really liked taking my attention away from writing. Now this isn't a chapter obviously so for any of you hoping that it was sorry but you're going to have to wait a bit longer for the next update, its crunch time on my course and all my lectures are running around like headless chickens and running us ragged to get our assignments done so I don't have a lot of time to spar at the moment.
However I did have time to throw together this omake chapter hopefully you guys enjoy it because I was just going to post an Authors Note but I decided to be nice and throw this together. Now announcements:
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Omake #1 Hiraishin Experimentation
"So wait let me get this straight, you want to take Naruto's Hiraishin, break down the formula and rework it so that it works with magic instead of chakra even though you can already use it just fine with your chakra?" Justin raises an eyebrow at Harry from inside a sealing array while his son was checking the array's inside for any faults.
Harry looks up at his father and raises an eyebrow right back at him, "I'm curious." Justin sighs and facepalms, he really should have known better than to ask, really by now he should have but he just had to didn't he.
"You ever heard the saying "curiosity killed the cat?" well I think we can safely say at this point you have very well crossed the point where that stopped being relevant!" Harry just deadpans at Justin and stares blankly into his eyes for a few minutes before his father throws his arms in the air with a resigning sigh muttering "do whatever you want, not like I can stop you at this point." Harry just nods silently and gets back to work.
After confirming that all the arrays are drawn to complete perfection without a single fault he steps back, "Now you might want to prepare yourself because this might feel a little… weird." Justin stares blankly at his son.
"Weird, noooo I would have never have guessed that an experimental technique that only a few people in the world have ever managed to perform let along understand, designed to punch a hole in the fabric of space and time the size of pin head and teleport the user to another destination would feel weird I mean who would have guessed!"
Harry raises an eyebrow at his father's sarcastic borderline hysterical outburst, "Are you nervous father?" Justin cracks an insane smile and his eye twitches.
"All I have to say is that if I end up being eaten by eldritch abominations I will haunt you for the rest of your natural life Harry." Harry smiles warmly,
"Good not nervous at all then, activating array… Now!" Justin looked like he was about to shout something before the array activated with a blinding flash of white light that forced them both to close their eyes, when Harry opened them again the array and Justin were gone and he hadn't reappear at the other array across the room. Harry bites his thumb, "Hmm this could be troublesome, and I better find where that idiot ended up at before Scarlet finds out and flays me alive."
Alternate Dimension: Hogwarts castle
"Albus are you absolutely sure about this?" Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore looks at his right hand woman with a sad disappointed grandfatherly look, they were currently in the process of drawing a summoning runic array in the middle of the Great Hall in order to call a hero that could help them with their current dilemma.
The Lord Voldemort had returned to his full power due to a ritual perform once he had kidnapped the Boy-Who-Lived at the Third Task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry Potter had barely managed to get away alive and bring back news of his return and the corpse of Cedric Diggory.
From there things had turned for the worst the Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge completely ignored both his and Harry's warnings and turned public opinion against them both through a very brutal smear campaign that left Dumbledore stripped of all of his titles except for the Headmaster of Hogwarts, as if things weren't bad enough Severus Snape had turned traitor a year after the Dark Lords resurrection leading to the deaths of many member of the Order of the Phoenix and Voldemort being able to hear the entire prophecy start to finish thanks to Lucius Malfoy's aid in distracting the entire Ministry with a false alarm the same day as an assault on the Department of Mysteries.
But the absolute worst thing to happen was that Harry had failed in learning Occlumency and that in turn lead to Voldemort finding out that Dumbledore knew of the existence of his Horcruxes though the link between his and Harry's minds leading him to retrieve and reabsorb them all which much to his dread restored him to his full power and intelligence a dangerous combination that could lead to their defeat.
Desperate times lead to desperate measures and this was certainly a very desperate measure but alas they had no other choice, most of the Order of the Phoenix were either dead, captured or worse, almost all of their safe houses were destroyed, leaving the only remaining safe place left for the followers of the Light, Hogwarts and their Chosen One was no were near powerful enough to take on Voldemort as he was right now, this all lead up to the decision to gamble it all on the summoning ritual.
Dumbledore says not a word and activates the ritual, the runes glow pure white and a deafening explosion takes place in the centre of the circle, white fog spans outward obscuring their sight.
"That's it! That is the last time that I agree to be a fucking Guinea pig for him simply because he is curious, he can ask Naruto next time, and I am sick of ending up blown up or trapped in some sort of hell dimension!"
The smoke clears and the entire hall is treated to the sight of their "Hero" a tall male who looked to be in his mid-twenties whose clothes were in tatters, he was built like a Titan, a six pack standing out proudly, the muscles on his legs and arms looked like they could shatter rocks, several tattoos adorned his body the most prominent was one of a Egyptian woman with feathers for arms spear across his back, the few in the know in the Great Hall knew it depicted Isis the Egyptian goddess of Medicine, Motherhood and Magic another was a coiled snake all along his left arms with the head resting on his wrist.
The one thing that stood out however was his appearance, his hair was multicolour at the crown of his head it was a deep blood red, from there and outward, it became a light brown/Black and down at the tips it became a very rich blonde colour, his eyes were very intriguing, they constantly shifted between colours around the iris a literal aurora contained within each eye.
He cut an impressive figure and a lot of people in the hall felt the small beginnings of hope blossoming in their hearts once again
Dumbledore steps forward and clears his throat, grabbing the strangers attention, "Sorry for the interruption my dear boy-?" The stranger holds up a hand halting his speech and grits his teeth, it looked like the stranger was restraining himself from something.
"What am I doing here you old sack of shit, after what happened here before I thought I made my point clear that I would rip you to pieces if you even got within 5 miles of me or my son so you better have one hell of an excuse prepared or Maou help your soul."
Dumbledore takes a step back as if struck, he had never met this man in his life and yet it looked like the man was taking a great effort to stop himself from striking him and judging by the hate reflected in those swirling aurora coloured eyes, Dumbledore gathers back his composure to ask the stranger for help.
"Now my dear-"unfortunately it seems that it just served to piss the man off more.
"First off, I'm not your anything and I'm much, much older than you dickweed so try again and number two if someone doesn't explain to me how I even got here in the first place, heads are going to roll do you understand me!"
Harry Potter of this universe known to all dimensional travellers as Canon Harry was not the sharpest tool in the box, his confidence was shot, he utterly dependant on his friends for almost everything, he had no individuality at all and quite a few times he could be compared with a lemming due to his "talent" of being drawn into suicidal situations so it was no surprise that when this stranger started to insult his mentor and grandfather figure he didn't take it too well.
"You can't speak to him that way, Dumbledore has done nothing to you!" the stranger narrows his eyes at Harry and a look of pure shock washes over his face, his eyes change colour to a deep grey and he starts to mutter to himself.
"Alternate universe maybe a different dimension? Possible but the amount of energy or shear ridiculous amount of collating events for this to happen is astronomical. Yeah defiantly punishing him for this cock up, grounded from his "Workshop" for a least a month and cut his funding in half, he'll be lucky if I don't stop him from going to EN ("Elemental Nations") after this.
Before anymore could be said a foreign presence touched everyone's minds inside the Great Hall
"Students of Hogwarts, Teachers and the last members of the Order of the Phoenix I, Lord Voldemort have come to offer you terms for a peaceful surrender, the Ministry of Magic has already surrendered to me, and you are the last bastion of resistance left."
"You have all fought bravely, foolishly perhaps but bravely, I will spare all the students if you leave the school now, I do not wish for anymore magical blood to be split this day, surrender to me and I will be merciful, fight and I will slaughter every last man woman and child in the castle, you have one hour to decide."
The Great Hall erupts into chaos as the students start to panic and even some of the professor pale at the mental message that invade their minds, as the screams and panic were starting to kick into high gear a calming warm presence filled the entire hall originating from the person they summoned, he was covered in bright orange and yellow flames, his eyes hidden behind shadows, he looks up and they are a bright emerald green, shockingly similar to Lilly and Harry Potter's own mind.
"Ne Boya." Harry flinches at the intensity of the stare that the strange gives him and the flames around him start to swirl around his body radiating warmth, Harry freezes up under the stare and dares not to look away from the stranger.
"Did that Pedo-maru rip-off just invade my mind to gloat and ask for my surrender?" Harry nods his head quickly hoping that such a quick answer will spare him from looking this man in the eyes anymore, the stranger chuckles that then develops into full blown maniacal laughter that unnerved everyone who heard it, everyone including Dumbledore takes a step back from the laughing stranger on fire in the middle of the Great Hall.
Said stranger stops laughing and snaps his attention to Dumbledore, "You were going to ask me to deal with that no nosed cunt right, well congratulations you're going to get your wish, move out of the way!"
Everyone between him and the main doors quickly go out of his way, leaving some very dumbfounded teachers behind him as he marched out the main doors.
All is quiet for a few seconds before…
"OI FUCKTARDS… IMMA CHARGIN ME LAZER!"
A massive explosion rocketed the Great Hall sending everyone crashing to their knees and several students scream in fright, everything is quiet until the summoning runes activate once again, this time without the explosion and the fog preventing them from seeing who was summoned.
Standing in the middle of the circle was an adult Harry Potter with a single ghostly white strip down the fringe of his hair, his skin was pale ghostly white and seemed to glow, he wasn't wearing glasses and his eyes were not green at all, instead they were an ice blue colour, the adult Harry takes a look around and palms his face, "What has that idiot got himself into this time."
Canon!Harry takes a step back in shock and stutters, "Y-Y-Your m-m-me?" DC!Harry turns and looks Canon!Harry up and down before grimacing at the sight, "Apparently, so this is what I would have looked like if I had been left with those fat bigoted asses huh? I'm not impressed at all, now then I'll just be collecting my run away father and I'll be out of here as quick as a flash."
"No need we're done here." The stranger steps back into the Great Hall, carrying a two handed sword covered from head to toe in blood that makes a few of the more weak willed students faint, DC!Harry looks over and smirks, "Seems like you were having fun Dad, you could have invited me you know."
The stranger raises an eyebrow, "Consider it payment for ballsing up that bloody experiment and sending me arse over teakettle into another dimension or world or wherever this place is. You're grounded for a month, no Workshop, your funding cut in half and you're damn lucky I don't stop you from going to the EN for this." DC!Harry just nods his head calmly.
"Very well, it was an unexpected outcome, I'll just have to use Kon as a test subject from now on, and hell knows that perverted lion could do with being useful from time to time." At this point Dumbledore manages to regain his mental facilities.
"Excuse me who are you people?"
Both of them stare at him dumbly for a few seconds and then share a look, seem to communicate non verbally for a few minutes before DC!Harry rolls his eyes and explains.
"I am Harry Potter- Rhodes Head of the Ancient and Noble House of Potter, Head of the Ancient and Noble House of Black and Heir to the Rhodes Clan of the 72 Pillars of the Underworld and that over there is my father Justin Beelzebub formally Rhodes one of the 5 Great Satan's of the Underworld, we are devils pleasure to meet you but we must be getting home Mother is going to throw a hissy fit the size of Olympus at this rate. Oh and just for future reference try to avoid summoning arrays with no limits or restrictions to them you never know who or what you might end up with, case in point if you had annoyed my father enough he could have wiped this entire country off the map with a flick of his finger. Sayonara."
With that the two devils disappear within their family seal and back to their home dimension leaving a very shell-shocked audience indeed, when some of the students went outside to see what had happened they were in for the shock of their lives, the entire Forbidden Forest was nothing more than a smouldering pile of ash and the former Dark Lord Voldemort was laying on top of a pile of his own Death Eaters with his head removed and smashed into his chest cavity with a look of shock and fear still frozen on his features, every other Death Eater who had not been lucky enough to die in whatever attack the Satan had used had been chopped to pieces, the entire grounds was an absolute blood bath. Argus Flitch took one look of the mess that had been made threw down his broom and look Dumbledore straight in the eyes and said "I quit."
Omake #2 Visiting Harry Part 1
Harry Potter-Rhodes wasn't a person that got nervous lightly, having grown up and taught by devils most of his life he had already been exposed to some of the most powerful and batshit insane people and creatures in and out of this world.
So it was a really surprise to see him sweating bullets at the Slytherin reading a letter from home and chewing on his finger nails, breathing rapidly and looking like he was on the verge of a massive panic attack. Once he finished the letter, he snaps up and practically teleports to the Weasley Twins side at the Gryffindor table got on his hand and knees and was begging them for something. That caught everyone's attention because from what they knew of him, was that he was a proud person and never begged or asked for favours to see it know was extremely abnormal. The Twins were quick to tell him what he wanted to know and Harry got up and hugged them, considering that he hated being touched without permission it set off alarm bells in Daphne Greengrass's head so she looked at the letter. It was a simple letter from his mother with only a single sentence that made no sense to her.
Harry
The Infinite is coming to visit you at school
Love Mom
Who or what was the Infinite and why was Harry in such a state about it coming to visit him, these questions plagued her until lunchtime, at that time Harry had went back to his normal self well normal for him anyway and everything seemed as normal until…
"Harry-chan food." A monotone voice demanded beside Harry, he stiffens and slowly turns around his eyes wide and his face pale, sitting next him was a young girl with mid night black hair down to her back, she was short about the height of a regular 14-15 year old wearing a gothic dress and a purple headdress, she gave off an aura of neutrality and yet seemed to embody dignity and power.
"O-O-Ophis-chan, food oh yeah right away follow me and I'll go down to the kitchens and wipe up a feast for you." Daphne was quick off the mark with a reply about how bad that idea would be.
"Ah Harry the House Elves wont like it if you try to cook down there, they are quite territorial around the kitchen!" Harry whirls around, his eyes dilated and looked like he was having a massive panic attack unknown to everyone he was silently praying in his head.
Please, please Maou-samas don't let anyone be stupid to piss off Ophis-chan I like it here, I don't want it wiped from existence!
A few minutes later all the House Elves in the kitchens were throw out and were banging on the portrait with murder in their eyes but Harry just didn't care he had a Primordial existence to feed and by Maou he was going to do it lest the consequences be disastrous.
After making a feast fit for the Gods using every ingredient in the kitchen Harry was stunned silent when Ophis eat every single crumb of what he had made, there had been enough food made to feed Alexander the Greats entire army fifty times over and still have leftovers and this petite girl had eaten everything, by the time he had stumbled his way back to his dorm room he was asleep as soon as he hit his bed mumbling about greedy Primordial beings and their black hole stomachs.
Omake #3 The Horror at Christmas Time
Harry really wasn't in a good mood today, it was Christmas Day and somehow that old goatfucker had managed to make it impossible to go back home for the holiday forcing him to stay at the castle for the entire holiday, something that his Mother was not happy about in the least, apparently it took Uncle Seth sitting on her for over an hour for her to calm down and even then she was heard mumbling under her breathe how to get back at the old retard.
That fact alone was bad enough to put him in a bad mood, it only got worse with all the "Christmas cheer" he was a fucking devil for Maou's sake he would be a laughing stock back home if any of his friends heard about him being forced to celebrate a Christian holiday and then to make matters worse he hadn't even been allowed to sleep in, somehow and this still puzzled him but the Weasley Twins had managed to get into his dorm room to wake him up at 7am, it was only due to his father calming him down that they weren't burnt to ashes for it.
So yeah he wasn't in the best of moods right now and all the sickening cheer was making it worse but what really took the cake was Dumbledore speech in the Great Hall, it was the same asinine drivel that he usual came off with, a long and boring speech filled with, "love, understanding, youth" and other such words that meant bugger all to him really but the thing that had made him crack was when the ugliest Weasling came up to him and gave him a gift, plastering on a fake smile to get the smelly git out of his way he had opened it only to find a hideous hand knitted sweater sporting the colours of Gryffindor and golden "H" in the centre that was the last straw some Harry decided to "spice things up a bit" with a friendly prank for everyone.
"Headmaster you say that love, youth and understanding are the answers to everything right?" Dumbledore smiles thinking that he had finally managed to get the boy to see the light his eye twinkle was on full blast as he replied.
"Yes my dear boy I truly believe that with those then anyone may be forgiven and reconsider their actions and become good members of our community." Harry grins so wide that the Cheshire cat would get jealous of him.
"Is that so, I know three people who share that belief as well would you like to meet them?" Dumbledore beams at Harry thinking that these people could be the driving force he needed to bring Harry into the Light.
"Of course my dear boy."
Harry tries his best to keep a straight face and casts a wide area Genjutsu on everyone in the hall so that they will see exactly what he wanted them to see, he gets up and opens the Hall doors, "Here they are now."
"YOSH! THIS LOOKS LIKE A VERY YOUTHFUL PLACE AND I A THANKFULLY FOR HARRY-KUN FOR ALLOWING US TO SPREAD THE FIRE OF YOUTH."
"YOSH I AGREE GAI-SENSEI HARRY-KUNS FIRES OF YOUTH ARE EXPLODING FOR THIS ACT, I MUST MATCH HIM IN THIS AND SPREAD THE FIRES OF YOUTH TO THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE, IF I CANNOT I WILL DO FIFTY LAPS AROUIND THE VILLAGE AND IF I FAIL I WILL CLIMB HOKAGE MONUMENT WITH JUST MY TEETH AND IF I CANNOT DO THAT-"
"NE HARRY-CHAN THE AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY MIL-TAN HAS ARRIVE SO THOSE EVILDOERS AND I WILL SMIRTE WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!"
"YOSH MIL-SAMA THE FIRES OF YOUTH BRUN GREATLY IN YOU RIGHT GAI-SENSEI!"
"YOSH EXACLTY LEE-KUN!"
"GAI-SENSEI"
"LEE-KUN"
"GAI-SENSEI"
"MIL-TAN!"
With that cry the three men unleash a horror on the world, they all man hug and an illusion of a 'manly' and youthful' sunset appears behind them while they were crying 'manly' tears of 'manliness' the result was that every single person who saw that monstrosity was deeply traumatised and passed out while foaming at the mouth.
Albus Dumbledore to this day will flinch and races to the nearest restroom if anyone mentions 'youth' or 'the power of love' in his vicinity.
