Shadow left the military complex and hopped in his radical black mustang which had flames painted on the side and the word 'DEATH' spray painted on the roof. Shadow was just that metal as fuck. He hit the gas and smashed out of the front gate to the facility, scaring the shit out of a guard. Shadow spun the wheel and headed to down town station square. As he was driving, he grabbed a CD Of Creed, another heavy metal band Shadow loved and put on one of his favourite songs by them 'With Arms Wide Open'. Shadow sang along in a deep gruff voice to the dark lyrics. Shadow knew they were a dumb Christian band but their music was so good he could forgive them for that. Barely. As he was driving, shadow drove past the cemetery. He smirked and swerved the car through the gates and across the graveyard. He stopped the car and jumped out and stood at Sonic's grave. The words 'RIP sonic the hedgehog, 1991-2018: a hero to all'. Shadow laughed maniacally like an axe maniac and whipped his 16" out and pissed all over sonic's grave for the second time. After that, he opened up his trunk and took the sledge hammer that was sitting next to a tied up charmy bee. Charmy screamed through the gag in his mouth but Shadow rammed his fist into Charmy's stupid fucking face and knocked him clean out. Shadow then took the sledgehammer and walked over to Sonic's grave. "So long faggot" he said before swinging the hammer down and smashing the gravestone to a thousand pieces. Shadow smashed the smaller pieces into even smaller pieces and The even smaller pieces into dust . Shadow took out an upside down wooden cross, and wrote 'BYE BYE FAGHOG, SIGNED SATAN' and put it on top of Sonic's grave. Satisfied he hopped back in his car and sped off down to the highway once more.
Shadow reached downtown station square and checked his Iphone 11. He had an appointment at 5:30 with some stupid faggot who apparently wanted the best weed he had. Shadow grew several types of weed, all of it incredibly strong and powerful. The lowest tier was said to cause intense paranoia and hallucinations, the low tier could knock out an unprepared idiot for a week, the mid tier caused madness and insanity if you weren't hardcore enough. The high tier was notorious in that it destroyed you instantly if you weren't cool as Fuck. Some say the weed judges who smokes it. There was also the highest tier which only Shadow smoked, which was so powerful
It once killed 50 people when shadow walked by smoking it. when someone shadow hated who he hadn't killed yet ordered Weed, shadow would simple given them oregano and rat poison, and charged top dollar for it. Then they'd die and he'd get loads of cash. Anyway, shadow pulled into a back alley and waited for the idiot who was ordering the second highest tier to arrive. Shadow
Checked his watch and saw the guy was a minute late and was about to leave, hunt down the dick who had wasted his time and massacre him when a car pulled around the corner and someone hopped out. Shadow saw and laughed like a maniac. He got
Out the car, weed in hand and walked to the customer.
"So, you want some of my famous weed, kid?" Shadow said "funny seeing someone like you buy weed, Tails?" Tails was shaking because he had never broken the law before by doing illegal drugs. He'd once walked by some
Teens doing it and he ran home instantly and told sonic who called the cops.
"Ever since sonic died" tails explained "I've been super on edge. I need something to chill Me Down". Shadow laughed at that. What a little faggot.
"Alright, here you go kid" he mocked, throwing a small bag of weed at Tails, it was barely 2 grams. Tails nodded and bowed like a stupid idiot. "Thank you shadow" he said
"That'll be $50,000" shadow said nonchalantly. Tails almost fainted. "I don't have that much money shadow!" Tails yelled "I can't possibly pay that". As soon as Tails had finished speaking, Shadow rammed his fist into tails and slammed him against the wall.
"Listen to me you little two
Tailed faggot, you've got two days to pay me or else I'm going to send you to see your blue retard friend, understand me?" He yelled
Tails nodded terrified.
Shadow turned to leave but before he did Tails said "uh shadow, could
You roll it for me?" Shadow laughed and turned around, grabbed the weed and quickly rolled it. Tails bowed again and shadow just wanted to murder him there and then. "You gonna smoke it then?" Shadow demanded
Tails froze and said "uh... s-sure". Tails put the joint to his mouth and pulled out a cheap lighter. He lit the weed and inhaled. Then exhaled.
"T-this is some good shit shado-" tails froze before curling into a ball and screaming. Shadow laughed, he'd given the tails the insanity weed. Tails screamed and cried and began tearing out his own fur and eating it.
"GOD HELP ME" he screeched so hard his voice broke. He crumpled to the floor and began thrashing about while shadow laughed and laughed and laughed. Shadow videoed the whole thing and put it on liveleak as 'gay retard fox can't handle weed'. Shadow leaned down and whispered in Tails' ear. "Guess what faggot? I killed sonic" Tails eyes widened and be screeched in pain before ripping some teeth out and smashing his head against the wall. He eventually passed out and shadow reached into tails jacket pockets and stole his keys. Before he left he turned around and smashed his foot into
tails' face, breaking his nose and teeth. Shadow spat on him and then He hopped back into the mustang and sped off to Tails' home.
Shadow arrived a few minutes later, smoking a blunt and blasting 'People = Shit'. He took the keys to the door but decided not to use them and threw them into the sewerage drain and instead kicked the door in. Tails had a small apartment with a gay modern decor. Shadow walked into the living room and saw a huge painting of sonic on the wall. He laughed and said "what a fucking freak". He took out a can of spray paint and sprayed the words 'GAY AND DEAD' on the painting. He opened the drawers and found a piggy bank withTails life savings in. Shadow smashed it and took the cash inside. A clean $22,000. Not enough for the weed. He looked around and grabbed some
Fancy ornaments, some gay jewellery which Tails had for some gay reason and the tv. As he was searching, Shadow uncovered a small envelope in the floorboards. He opened it up to find a letter. It read
'Dear Miles, your grandfather left you this in his will. Use it wisely'. Inside was $30,000. Shadow laughed like a madman and pocketed the cash. Now he had the $50,000 and he could sell the stolen goods for more. Before shadow left, he took out his gasoline and drenched the house in it. Shadow lit a fat blunt and smoked it down before throwing the blunt onto the gas and walking away as the house burst into
Flames. "Take that gay flying freak" he cackled as the house burnt to the ground
