Inazuma Eleven Ultimate Chat Show

The Inazuma Eleven Cast participate in yet another new chat show where they discuss things, have fun and get questions and dares.

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New character: Zel from Epsilon Prime

Episode 9: The Hashtags (Interrupted by Jack's Snack Break - The Mikado Mystery)

"Welcome back!" the host welcomes. "Since the author says that the e-mails thing didn't come out very well, today we are doing hashtags!"

"Woo!" Hurley whoops, "We're gonna thrash you, Willy!"

"Yeah right." Willy smirks.

"Alright," the host starts, "Tori, make up a hashtag for David, Jude and Caleb."

"#penguinsunitedbros." Tori creates.

"Of course she would choose that." Willy sniggers. "What a lame choice. I could do much better."

"Then you go next," the host orders, "make up one for Xavordley."

"Great!" Willy excitedly yelps,. "Just the people I wanted. #footballalienreunion."

"Wow." Tori exclaims. "That's worse than mine."

"No it isn't!" Willy claims, "It is the most superior hashtag ever!"

"You call a hashtag superior, huh." Caleb snickers.

"Shut up!" Willy yells!"

"Anyway," the host continues, "Xavier, make up one for Mark."

"#convincingkeeper." Xavier seems satisfied and looks over to Mark.

The host straightens his tie, "Right, Mark, make up one for Hurley."

"Okay," Mark grins. "Hm, #surfingwithalienfriendswholovefootball."

"LOL." Jude laughs, "I can imagine just the perfect picture for that hashtag that would go on SoccerBook."

"Hey, have you guys seen Axel's account, Firetornadostar?" Mark wonders, "It's really good!"

"No." the boys nearby reply.

"Show them, Axel!" Mark urges.

"Here," Axel shows them, "I have uploaded all the recent show events."

"Look!" Torch (Burn) points. #aphrodisdresscollection just got bigger! Haha, good one, Blaze!" Axel's smile spreads wider across his face.

"Hey, did you guys post that on SoccerBook?" Byron calls.

"Um, no." Gazelle lies.

"I hope not!" Byron screams.

"LOL." Torch guffaws.

"Ushishishishi!" Scotty giggles. Byron is still suspicious.

"Torch, make up one for Gazelle, please!" the host follows on.

"Yass!" Torch rubs his hands together."#diamonddustsucksandprominencerules."

"What else would he say." Gazelle sighs.

"What about Chaos?" Xavier teases.

"Stop it!" Torch growls and folds his arms.

"Continue!" the host demands. "Jordan, make a hashtag for Caleb."

"#bananasnottomatoesplz." Jordan laughs at his own hashtag and falls on the floor.

Caleb sulks, "That wasn't funny! I actually HATE tomatoes! They are disgusting and squashy."

"Next!" the host requests. "Hurley, make up one for Willy."

"Oh no, here comes annoying-ness! Do your worst, pink surfer!"

"#iamthebestatnamingthings." Hurley decides. Jordan is stll laughing at his hashtag, but when he hears this, he bursts out laughing harder, and everybody stares at Xavier, because Jordan's face was the same colour as Xavier's hair.

"Do you still think we're related or something?" Xsvier asks rudely, "Back off!"

"He really doesn't like being put with Jordan in a lovey way," Zel tells them, "even though they're best friends, everyone takes it the wrong way."

"Jack, make one for Dvalin." the host commands.

Jack searches through his mind, desperate not to me intimidated by not being able to think of anything. "#bigblackscaryepsilonprimecaptain." he blurts out, trying his best.

"LOL!" the penguin buddies from Royal Academy (Teikoku) cry. Jack was so glad that they actually found HIS hashtag funny. Not any old hashtag, but HIS. Jack decides to have a snack, and gets Mikado sticks.

"Um, guys," Jack wonders, "are these actually Japanese?"

"Probably not," David replies, "the majority of Asian-named foods aren't from Asia."

"Huh." Jack sighs, about to throw them away, but decides that he's still hungry anyway, so he eats a few.

"Can I have some?" Jordan and Hurley chorus.

"Sure, okay!" Jack agrees. So the three of them are busy...

"Eating in the middle of an EPISODE! Hello?!" Sue waves her arms at them. The three take no notice.

"Hey dudes, look at this!" Hurley notices, looking at the packet. "Hang on a minute, it says this was made in France."

"What?!" shouts Jack.

"What?!" shouts Jordan.

"WHAT?!" shouts everyone.

"Then why were they faking to be Japanese?" Hurley wonders just for a minute then seems satisfied.

"Oh no!" Jack realises. "There must be French Mikado spies in Japan!" Jack runs into the toilets area.

"He is talking rubbish." Jude assures everyone.

"Absolute ludocrous." Willy agrees.

"Heh, he ran into the toilet again, the scaredy-cat!" Torch yells. Jack comes out of the toilet wearing a detective suit.

"So you didn't go to the toilet then?" David ponders.

"Nope, I went to the changing rooms." Jack smiles. "I'm not scared this time! By the way, I heard you Torch!" Torch gulps. Jack pulls out a magnifying glass. *spy action movie music*

"Let's get on with the episode!" the host calls everyone to attention.

"But there's no point!" Zel points out. "It's nearly the end of the episode already!"

"But everyone!" the host commands. "We need to do this because the viewers will have nothing to see!"

"So what?" Caleb shrugs. Everyone during the chat with the host leaves Jack alone to run about distracting the janitors with a magnifying glass looking for a French Mikado spy.

"Can you turn up the spy music please?" he shouts at one of the janitors.

"NO!" one of them shouts back, "You're supposed to leave this place before we close at 9pm with your team, Mr. Wallside!"

"But there's an investigation to do!" Jack points out.

"No buts! We'll get in trouble with our landlord!" another janitor bellows.

"Can't you tell him-"

"Go back to your team and finish the episode!"

"I'm back!" Jack smiles, out of breath.

"Finally!" Willy grins.

"He had to come back eventually." Caleb reasons.

"Well, I guess that's it for this episode!" the host sighs.

"Told you so!" Zel yells.

"Bye!" the host ends.

"BYE!"