Hey, thanks for answering my questions :) Yes, I actually surf! You should all try it, its fun and there's nothing like it! Its cool you live in London, I was there this summer and I thought it was an amazing city.

Jack, since you liked the island so much, would you ever go back? (if you do, take me with you). And what kind of music do you like?

Aw thank you Simon, you're a sweetheart :)

Ralph, : awesome and I still like you (just not like I love Jack). But if I was marooned on the island with you guys I would have chosen Jack's tribe, it would've been fun! Anywayz, why aren't you a choirboy?

Hey Roger... mind doing something for me? Can you devise a plan to get rid of Hot babe? She annoys me. Violence is accepted. Thanks in advance XD

-Windsurfergirl

Maurice: HAI AGAIN :D

Roger: huh. So she does surf.

Jack: *sighing* I would like to surf one day...

Roger: *laughing hysterically* I STILL CAN'T IMAGINE IT!

Jack: *glares* Shut up, you...you hobknocker. But about London, yes it is quite nice, especially when I'm there. I just add to the sexiness of the city.

Maurice: Sex in the City?

Jack: ...wut?

Maurice: It's a T.V show. My mom likes it.

Piggy: Eh hem...we have some questions, you know.

Roger: Shut up, Fatty.

Simon: Jack, you go first!

Jack: *flicks hair* Oh I suppose...Hmm, to answer your question, Windsurfergirl, yes, I would go back. It was awesome, and for the first time in my life, I got a tan.

Piggy: You would go back to that DREADED place?

Ralph: Why?

Jack: Shut up, you skanky little slutty Ralph. this is MY time. Anyways, Windsurfergirl, of course you could come, mainly because there were no girls on the island and we could have fun and live it up.

Roger: Live it up? What the fuck?

Maurice: LIVING IT UP, OH YEAH, LIVING IT UP, WITH THE PAPARAZZI!

Ralph: Maurice -

Jack: -What the hell?

Maurice: *sniffles*

Hot Babe: Babeh Jackie Boo, yu gotz more questionz.

Jack: So I do, so I do. My god, well done, Hot Babe. What kind of music do I like? None of that hideous rap junk that Bill likes...

Bill: It's all cool, bruh bruh.

Jack: and none of that weird pop stuff that Maurice's into...

Maurice: *singing* THIS TIME MAYBE I'LL BE, BULLETPROOF...

Jack: ...or any of that old stuff that Roger likes.

Roger: It's called classic music, Jack. Not 'old stuff'. *huffs because nobody understands him*

Jack: I like something with a nice beat, maybe like My Chemical Romance or U2. Oasis is good too.

Roger: I thought you didn't like that 'old stuff'.

Jack: I don't.

Roger: *facepalms self* My god Jack you can be SUCH an idiot...

Piggy: MOVING ON -

Sam: Why does-

Eric: -Bill have a clarinet?

Bill: *is holding clarinet*

Everyone: *stares*

Bill: *plays clarinet*

Ralph: ...Okaaaayyyy. Simon, you're up next.

Piggy: He'll never really be up now that he's DEAD.

Roger: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THAT BEFORE I CALL GHOSTBUSTERS AND GET THEM TO SUCK YOU UP INTO A LITTLE VENT OF MISERABLE ETERNITY YOU FREAKING LITTLE-

Jack: -PINEAPPLE.

Sam: *sighs* here he goes again with the pineapples...

Eric: Really, Jack. It's old.

Roger: KIND OF LIKE MY MUSIC CHOICE, I GUESS.

Piggy: HEELLOOOOO, it's Simon's turn. Simon, go on.

Simon: Uh...hi again *waves*

Maurice: dawh.

Jack: Ain't he just adorable.

Simon: You're welcome because...well...you really are sweet :)

Jack: Naww.

Roger: It's not that cute. He thinks everyone is sweet.

Jack: Uh oh. You'll make the fangirls mad-

Simon Fangirl #1: SHUT UP, MY POOKIE BEAR IS ADORABLE.

Simon Fangirl #2: HE'S MORE CUTE THAN ANY OF YOU UGLY TROLLS WILL EVER BE.

Simon Fangirl #3: ROGER, THAT WAS JUST SO MEAN THAT I'LL HAVE TO WRITE A SLASH STORY ABOUT IT.

Roger: wh...what?

Simon: I...I...*obviously overwhelmed*

Bill: He can't handle the cool, bruh bruh.

Jack: WILL YOU STOP SAYING BRUH BRUH? Besides, the slut is up next.

Maurice: Buuuuuurnnnnnnnn!

Roger: How was that a burn, Maurice? It wasn't even that insulting.

Maurice: *shakes head in frustration* No, I'm talking about the cookies I was baking.I accidentally touched the pan and they burned me, so I said, buuuuurrnnnnn!

Jack: Weird timing.

Eric: Wait...

Sam: Why were you...

Eric: ...baking cookies?

Sam: And where did you...

Eric: ...get the oven from?

Maurice: *pulls off oven mitts* I'm gifted in the arts of pastertatus.

Jack: That can't be a word.

Maurice: It's not. I just made it up because I'm that smart.

Ralph: Alright...My turn, now.

Jack: *coughs* slut *coughs*

Ralph: SHUT UP. Yeah, it is awesome, and I don't understand why you like Soulless better than me, but I guess everyone has their preferences...

Jack: At least I'm not a hoe.

Ralph: At least I'm not described as just plain fugly.

Jack: I'M NOT FUGLY.

Ralph: Mhm. You keep telling yourself that.

Jack: She said she would've joined MY tribe!

Ralph: WE NEEDED FIRE!

Jack: WE NEEDED MEAT!

Maurice: Why didn't we just cook the meat over the fire that Ralph could look after?

Jack: ...

Ralph: ...

Jack: ...

Ralph: ...

Jack: I don't know.

Ralph: That probably would've been the smart thing to do...

Jack: But then again, Roger needed to be crazy and kill people, so that wouldn't of worked.

Roger: Yeahhh buddy. Thumbs up for sadists!

Ralph: Wow, I never thought we could've used MY fire to cook YOUR meat!

Everyone: ...*holding back laughter*

Jack: . .

Ralph: What?

Maurice: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

Ralph: Did I say something?

Maurice: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

Roger: *mimicking Ralph in a girl tone* We could've used MY fire to cook YOUR meat! Get it, Ralph!

Ralph: WHAT? NO- I didn't mean it that way!

Jalph Fan: Suuuuuuuureee. See, this is good. This is nice.

Jack: NO, NO, NO! He could carry DISEASES or something! He's been EVERYWHERE!

Ralph: I HAVE NOT!

Jack: He could have STDs!

Ralph: I DO NOT!

Maurice: Ralph, you naughty boy.

Roger: This is getting sadistic. I'm liking it.

Piggy: Ralph, you never finished your question...

Ralph: Oh...why wasn't I choir boy? *laughs* Well, because I-

Jack: He can't sing. And he certainly can't hit C sharp.

Roger: You and your bloody C sharp...

Ralph: That's not true. I could sing if I wanted to. I just don't like to. I'd rather play sports.

Maurice: Jocks.

Bill: Sports are cool, bruh bruh.

Ralph: I know...

Roger: He probably just wanted to play sports so he could hook up with all the girls who came to watch him play...

Maurice: Yummy.

Jack: He can't sing to save his life...literally. *makes creepy face*

Ralph: . .face.

Jack: Jerk face? Ouch. That hurt. Not really. *smiles*

Roger: Hey, Jack, Imma let you finish, but I think my question is the best of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Maurice: What is it, then?

Roger: Someone has asked for a favor.

Sam: A-

Eric: -favor?

Maurice: like a sexual favor? I didn't know you were a prostitute. HEY RALPH, you're not the only slut!

Ralph: *facepalms self*

Roger: No - Maurice, why are you a pervert? It's a deadly favor.

Maurice: ooh. For who?

Roger: For you, I wish. But actually, it's for...Hot Babe.

Hot Babe: Hot Babeh?

Roger: Yes. You.

Jack: NOOOOOOOOO NOT HOT BABE!

Maurice: NOOOOOO MY LOVE!

Jack: *looks at Maurice*

Maurice: *looks at Jack*

Sam: Awkward.

Jack: YOU CAN'T KILL HOT BABE!

Maurice: We don't even know her real name!

Roger: Sorry, the request has been accepted. *pulls out random boulder*

Piggy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Boulder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Maurice: Did that...boulder...just...talk?

Boulder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ralph: What...

Hot Babe: Iz a flying rohck?

Roger: Oh yes. A flying rock. *throws boulder*

Maurice: Look at that upper arm strength! Have you been working out, Roger? You're looking good - WAIT, HOT BABE, NOOOOOOO!

Jack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hot Babe: *winking fiercely* ONE DIRECTION I LUHVE YUUUUUUUUUU!

Boulder: *slaps Hot Babe with entire rock body*

Hot Babe: *splats*

Maurice: NOOOOOOOOO!

Jack: HOT BABE, NO!

Bill: Gross.

Ralph: LOOK AT THAT MESS, WHOSE GONNA CLEAN IT UP?

Roger: *winks at camera* Satisfied, I hope. Oh well, it's time for us to go.

Sam: Can we have some of-

Eric: -Maurice's cookies now?

Maurice: *sobbing* SHE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND!

Jack: SHE WAS MY HOT BABE YOU IDIOT!

Piggy: That was a traumatic experience for me.

Roger: Time to go. Bye.

Maurice: NOOOOOOO *is cut off by Roger*

A/N to all you directioners out there, One Direction sucks. They covered Wonderwall and tried to 'revamp' the Abbey Road cover. They will remain forever in my box of hatred. Hopefully, one day Roger can splatter them too