A/N; Okay so I got a laptop yesterday...I will now be able to update earlier from now on :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Glee.


Kurt Hummel: Wow, being in a wheelchair is difficult yet fun.

[Artie Abrams, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson and 4 others like this]

Artie Abrams: Now you know what I have to go through every day.

Finn Hudson: Sorry man, we didn't know.

Mike Chang: Yea dude, sorry.

Artie Abrams: But I'm used to it, and it's perfectly fine.

Noah Puckerman: Now time to raise money so you can come on the bus with us!

Artie Abrams: Guys, it's fine. I've usually got driven anyways.

Santana Lopez: No wheels, you are coming with us now.


Kurt Hummel: This is totally unfair.

[Mercedes Jones likes this]

Brittany Pierce: What's unfair kurtie?.

Kurt Hummel: Not being able to sing girl song.

Burt Hummel: That is discriminating. I'll make them let you sing it! This is ridiculous.

Brittany Pierce: Yea! Kurt is like an angel with his voice!

Rachel Berry: Well, I think that's unfair. But the girl songs all go to me, so its alright.

Mercedes Jones: Shut up. He's mad at you too!

Rachel Berry: What did I do?

Santana Lopez: Everything.

[Quinn Fabray likes this]


Kurt Hummel: Rachel, you are soooooo going down!

[Mercedes Jones and Brittany Pierce like this]

Rachel Berry: No! That has a high F in it. Only I can hit it.

Kurt Hummel: Rachel, that is well within my range.

Tina Cohen-Chang: You'll do fine Kurt

Quinn Fabray: Did you just talk or in this case type without a stutter?

[Artie Abrams, Mike Chang and Kurt Hummel like this]

Tina Cohen-Chang: Oops.

Mike Chang: That's weird…

Finn Hudson: I'm rooting for you Rachel.

Santana Lopez: Of course you are.

Brittany Pierce: Kurtie is totally going to win.

William Schuester: Don't fight kids.

Santana Lopez: Shut up.

William Schuester: That wasn't very nice.


Kurt Hummel: Congrats Rachel…

[Finn Hudson likes this]

Rachel Berry: I told you I can only hit the note.

Mercedes Jones: What's going on Kurt? The other day you told me you could hit it…?

Kurt Hummel: Oh uh….nerves?

Santana Lopez: lies.

Kurt Hummel: Fine I'll call you Mercedes.

Brittany Pierce: Are you going to have phone sex with her?

Noah Puckerman: Get some!

Kurt Hummel: No! Of course not. Brittany stop thinking about sex.

Brittany Pierce: That's impossible.

[Santana Lopez and Noah Puckerman like this]

Quinn Fabray: You guys are sick.

Santana Lopez: Look who's talking preggers.

Quinn Fabray: …

Artie Abrams: Burn?

Kurt Hummel: Omg! Stop turning my status into sex conversations! I don't need me notifications blocking up with stuff about sex.

[Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang and Mike Chang and 1 other like this]

Noah Puckerman: What the hell Mike? Why did you like that? You're a man.

Mike Chang: because I can.

Santana Lopez: Well, that was unexpected.


Kurt Hummel: Didn't make cheerios…

[Finn Hudson likes this]

Quinn Fabray: Becky got it…

Brittany Pierce: Awee! You would of looked extra sexy in a cheerio uniform

Noah Puckerman: What is with you and Kurt? You know he doesn't play on your team.

Santana Lopez: He is one of the only guys Britt hasn't made out with yet.

Brittany Pierce: I know kurtie isn't on my team puck. Sadly he didn't make the cheerios.

Noah Puckerman: *facepalm*


Kurt Hummel: Wow didn't expect Sue to pay for 3 ramps at our school for students with disabilities.

[Artie Abrams, Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones and 5 others like this]

Artie Abrams: That was super helpful. Now I don't have to get carried in.

Brittany Pierce: She can be nice.


Kurt Hummel: Proud Mary!

[Artie Abrams, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry and 6 others like this]

Finn Hudson: That was one of the best routines we ever did! So fun!

Artie Abrams: Preach!

Rachel Berry: I got to admit, that was super fun!

Noah Puckerman: Damn right it was.


A/n: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely :)