I just realized I haven't put a disclaimer in any of these.

Disclaimer: I OWN Azula.

...just kidding (sad face).


121. Kill her. I'm sure she will hold a grudge.

122. Have 181,862,389,378,190 mariachi bands invade her ship. Tell her that she isn't allowed to kill them/get rid of them until she tells Zuko and Iroh she's sorry for being mean to them. Haha, she'd be stuck with them forever. (A/N: I'm learning about spanish music in my spanish class and I find this hilarious; I constantly have Celia Cruz stuck in my head.)

123. Make Fire Lord Ozai make her pay for every hour she hasn't yet captured the Avatar.

-Tzunun Chumil Hummingbird Star


124. Put cactus juice in her food; make sure you're in a town or some other public place. And don't forget to take pictures, lots and lots of pictures. Then make copies and send them out all over the world. Of course after that you'll have to change your name and appearance and hide up in the mountains for the rest of your days. Unless you don't mind a short life...

- Gir The Insane Flamin Ninja


125. Gather every able-bodied person on the ship and have them rub their socked feet on the carpet. When Azula eventually asks what her crew, henchwoman, and complete strangers are all doing in one room in their socks, every one shock her, one at a time.

Repeat until her hair is completely ruined with static electricity.

Then, everyone file out quietly...

-Piezo


126. You can start singing "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" whenever she's in a room. (A/N: That's the holiday spirit!)

127. Start leaving little cards around with the names and phone numbers of highly regarded psychologists and therapists. For added fun use rubber cement to attach some cards to her forehead.

128. Play the line about Prosthetic foreheads from "We Want a Rock" (by They Might Be Giants) whenever Azula enters a room. Actually make that her ring tone on her cell phone and call her constantly.

129. Tell her that she made Ursa run away.

130. Imply that she's having illicit relations with members of the Fire Lord's council or even better... imply she's having illicit relations with Sokka.

131. Calmly walk up to her and say you've come to kill her.

132. Give her exlax brownies.

133. Force her to watch Teletubbies and Barney- Hey it worked on Al- Qaeda so why not try it on Azula? (A/N: I honestly have no idea where Chibi Horsewoman got this... but any sentence that can involve the words "Barney", "Al- Qaeda" and "Azula" is funny enough for me!!)

134. Tell her she's filling in on your HHA rounds... the ones where you have to change colostomy bags and do perineal care.

135. Follow her around and ask what she'd do for a Klondike bar

- Chibi Horsewoman


I am literally stacked with schoolwork... you guys are making this so much easier for me to update!

Oh and btw, on the last post, I accidently wrote "220" instead of "120".

I was never good and math...

R&R!