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An apple a day keeps the doctor away if well aimed.

Spock contemplated the means of defense he was about to use.

"Doctor, I warn you, do not attempt to approach me or I will be forced to use this apple." He readied himself to throw it at the confused doctor.

"What the heck are you talking about, Spo-" was as far as McCoy got before he was pelted repeatedly with apples.

As he made his tactical retreat to sickbay he thought to himself, "Well, we'll just have to try for that physical examination again tomorrow."