Hey guys! I decided to update again!! Yay go me!!!
Bella's POV
I still had to call Renee. And I was dreading it.
Edward passed me the phone but with each button I pressed the nauseous feeling in my stomach increased.
Finally the phone was ringing. I lifted it to my ear and vaguely hear Edward say something about privacy and taking a shower.
'Hello?' Renee's voice said
'Mom! It's me Bella'
'Oh' she said sounding upset, I wondered what was wrong,
'What's wrong mom?' I asked patiently expecting to hear another long winded explanation of how I guy pushed her at the supermarket. I defiantly wasn't expecting this.
'Why didn't you tell me? Bella? Why did I have to hear it secondhand from Alice?'
I felt a pang of anger. What had Alice done now? She knew I haden't told her about the wedding!
'Mom I…'
'I thought you were more responsible than this Bella!'
'Mom, I truly do love him!'
'Bella, you are so young! Just because you love him doesn't mean you have to have his child!'
Wait… WHAT?
'Excuse me?'
'Alice told me you were pregnant Bella! And I know you will marry him! I was expecting that I saw how you are together but you don't need to this just for the baby! You can wait a few years!'
'Mom, I'm not pregnant' I knew I was blushing… a lot.
'But Alice said...'
'I know, she was lying. I'm only getting married!'
'Oh that's a relief. I'll see you at the wedding then!'
'Okay mom bye!'
'And Bella, be safe.'
It took me awhile to realise the double meaning in Renee's words.
And I heard Maniacal pixie laughter from behind me.
'Rosalie, that was awesome! Did you see her face?' laughed Alice.
'ALICE' I roared 'WHAT DID YOU DO?'
'Revenge' she replied simply.
'But it was Edward who kidnapped me!'
'I know we plan on doing a lot worse to him! What we just did was only a starter, and I don't mean the phone call.'
At that moment a scream echoed round the house. And Edward appeared in front of me. His normally perfect hair, Purple.
I couldn't help myself I started laughing…
'see Edward, nobody messes with Alice, and good luck getting the pink off'
'But Alice, the dyes purple!' he said confused
'yes but your car isn't!'
Tadda revenge. MUHAHAHAHAHA :D and for those of you who are interested I named my daughter Mary Periwinkle May. It's awesome isn't it!
