Guys! I'm actually updating this?!
Disclaimers: Kingdm Hearts, Simple and Clean, OR alice in wonderland don't belong to me, okay?
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" 'When you walk away, you don't hear me saaaay
'Please baby, don't go!" I sing.
"….STOP SINGING." Axel commands.
"…Don't speak to my daughter that way, Axel!" Sora says angrily.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK SHE'S YOUR DAUGHTER!? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW IF KAIRI'S HER MOM YET!" Axel snarls.
"…He's just cranky cause he hasn't had anything to eat." Larxene tells me.
"Ohh.."
"JUST SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Haru yells.
"Namine? Could we have something to eat please?" Sora asks politely.
"OH HELL NO! I don't want fuckin' CAKE! I want REAL food! … Why don't we roast a Caterpillar?" Axel looks to Zexion with an evil grin.
"Touch me, and you'll get food poisoning." Zexion says angrily.
"…Or a very nice little Alice." Axel looks at me.
"….I'm human, so NO!" I tell him.
"…..A kitty ka bob?" He looks to Larxene.
"Not on your life Axe." Larxene snarls.
"…..Hey…" I smell something… something good!
"..I CAN'T EAT HAY! DO I LOOK LIKE A HORSE?!"
"… NO Stupid! I smell barbeque!" I tell him.
"Wha?" He takes a delicate sniff.
"…I do too!" Haru says and his stomach growls.
"FOOOOOD!" Axel cheers.
"Umm… That's the March Hare's house." Sora says when we get where the smell was coming from.
"…Crap. Someone play him, and we ALL get to eat!" Axel cheers.
"…I WILL!" I say confidently.
"Me too!" Sora says with a grin.
"…I guess I could." Namine says with a shy smile.
"No prob! I'll beat him so bad, he'll have to pay up in food!" Larxene says, her eyes sparkling.
"…Oh really?" A cool voice says. We turn and there's a man with RABBIT ears!!! He's wearing a black tux and looks like a casino dealer.
"Hey March Hare!" Sora greets him.
"Hello Mad Hatter." Luxord says with a smile.
"….We gotta play with this guy? I'm really good at Uno and Monopoly!" I say with confidence.
"….. We will be playing POKER my dear." Luxord says and pats my head.
"….. AND we want the Keyblade back!" Sora says. Luxord raises an eyebrow.
"…That's a high price. You have a deal. Let us see who Lady Luck smiles upon today, shall we?" Luxord leads us inside.
"…I'm gonna go check out the BBQ!" Axel and the others head outside and they eagerly start eating.
"….We got a small price for this game, my friends." Luxord says.
"…What?" Larxene asks suspiciously. Luxord chuckles.
"It's strip poker." He laughs.
"EWWW!" I say and hold onto my dress protectively.
"WE ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE!" Sora says confidently.
"……. DAD!" I say, blushing like crazy.
"We won't lose." Sora says and he winks at me.
"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY! I'm not the one with crazy luck!" Larxene blushes.
"…Still have that tattoo, Larxene?" Luxord winks at her.
"Shut up." She sits down at a green felt covered table.
"Hmm… Let's play." Luxord deals the cards. Within minutes, I'm the only one who hasn't taken anything off.
"DAMN!" Luxord swears violently.
"We'll let you off the hook if you give me my Keyblade right now!" Sora challenges, he's only taken off his jacket so far. Namine only her sandals … Larxene's in her underwear.
"CRAP!" She snarls and then grabs her clothes and leaves.
"…She's out." I comment and shuffle the deck.
"….HAH! Straight Flush!" Luxord grins. I yawn.
"..In your Queen's honor, the ROYAL Heart Flush!" I say and Luxord's eyes bulge in disbelief.
".. Either you take off your knickers, give me your first born child or the Keyblade. Which one is it?" I ask with an evil grin.
"…..Keyblade." Luxord says angrily. He gets up and drags down a giant box. There's a big Key inside and he gives it to me.
"YAY! I've never even PLAYED poker before!!" I cheer and I hand it to Sora. Luxord swears and hands us directions to the Castle.
"Thank you very much!" Namine, Sora and I say in unison and we go outside to find the others.
"SWEEET! We got full so let's go!" Axel says and we bring a good part of the barbeque to eat on the way to the Castle.
"….I have a bad feeling about this…" Riku and Haru say in unison.
"Uh huh! I feel like I'm gonna meet someone important!" I say and nibble at a rib covered in BBQ sauce.
…Mama….. I miss you….
"... We'll find her soon." Sora says and hugs me.
"Thanks Daddy..." I whisper and wonder if I'll ever see my mother again.
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Oh Xion, it's okay!
We'll find Kairi!
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