Disclaimer: I do not own King of the Hill.
Thanks for your patience so here is your reward, first part of the third episode of Werewolf of the Hill.
It was cool afternoon in the first week of October. Bobby was in the living room with his dad and his friends Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer along with his own friends Berry and Jade who has invited the new girl Cameron to join. Bobby's mom Peggy brought everyone something to drink.
"Thanks." Everyone said
Peggy just left the room without saying a word.
"Speaking of thanking people, I'm really glad that you're letting hang me out with you guys." Cameron thankfully said
"Don't mention," Bobby said, "a friend of Jade's is a friend of ours?"
Actually it was more likely that Bobby figured out that Cameron was Joan the Crusader that helped him defeated the Chupacabra a couple weeks back. So he figured if they became friends she might tell them someday. For now he was just happy getting to know simple Cameron Garfield.
"Oh it's starting." Bill pointed at the TV
(We switch to the screen of the TV)
"IT IS TIME FOR THE MATCH OF THE CENTURY," the announcer shouted, "TEXAS' EXTREME ULTIMATE BRAWLERS LIKES TO PRESENT ARE CHAMPION, PRINCIPAL PAIN!"
Smoke came out of an exit as a man wearing a yellow and purple mask, a white short sleeved dress shirt with a green tie along with a pair of brown slacks all his was missing was his shoes.
"Hold the phone is that Principal Moss?" Bobby asked
"Yep," Hank replied, "over the summer Carl broke into the school and well long story short he go fired so he took up wrestling."
"I can't understand you Americans and your love for fake wrestling." Cameron said
"Hey girl, don't you dang old disrespect one of the greatest sports in the whole dang world." Boomhauer said talking with his fast voice
Cameron just stood at him not under standing a word he just said.
"I kind have to agree," Jade said, "the trash talking is great and all but you can tell it sounds rehearsed."
"I doubt you would know anything about acting." Dale mocked
"Jade is actually going to take classes to become an actress." Bobby revealed
You know Jade if you become a great actress I got a job for you at Strickland," Hank offered, "Buck's been telling me that we need someone to play the "company screw up"."
"I'll think about it." Jade obviously lied
(Back to the TV)
"NOW GIVE IT UP FOR HIS CHALLENGER, ALL THE WAY FROM GREECE, I GIVE YOU GAVRIL "THE TITAN" ANTONIOU."
As smoke came out of the entrance so did a man standing at 8'1ft (there's a reason he's called The Titan) with short black hair, he wore black wristbands, black spandex pants with black leather boots. Around his waste was a golden belt that had words in Greek engraved on it. He got in the wrestling ring with "Principal Pain".
"You boys know the rules right?" the referee asked
They both nodded yes.
"Good, LET US BEGIN."
On the ring of the bell Moss quickly grabbed Gavril around his waist to lift him but he couldn't even budge him.
"Let me try." Gavril offered by successfully picking up Carl from the ground and lifting him up over his head."
"Oh my, Lord." Hank shouted almost leaning out of his chair
Then mimicking the infamous scene from the comics where Bane breaks Batman's back, slams Carl Moss into his knee and a aloud crunch filled the arena and the Hill's living room.
"Ok that was definitely not acting." Jade pointed out
Gavril then dropped Moss to the ground where the ref laid down on his stomach and counted to 10.
"8, 9, 10," the finished counting, "the winner is The Titan."
The attending audience cheered (along with some boos) while Gavril lifted his arms in the air in victory.
"Poor Carl," Dale said, "that guy literally snapped him like a twig."
"That guy took it to far," Hank complained," he could've killed Carl."
"I agree," Bill said, "who does he think he is."
We go to the Headquarters of the T.E.U.B (Texas' Extreme Ultimate Brawlers) where in a hallway Gavril was being escort to his changing room by his manager.
"That was one hell of a performance you did there tonight." his manager compliment
"It was nothing really, Wally," Gavril said as he reached the dressing room and opened the door, "he was just another punk to out because he wore a mask and tights made him a wrestler."
He flipped out the light where they were both startled by a woman who was sitting in a chair. She was 5'8 with long straight brown hair, blue eyes that were clear as the ocean. She was weathering a red leather jacket over a dark green dress shirt with a pair of black slacks and black high heel shoes. Standing next to here was a very muscular gentleman, bald, with brown eyes wearing all black with a golden chain around his neck.
"Hello," the woman greeted with an accent that was a mix of Greek and Italian, "can we speak alone?"
Gavril told Wally to give them a minute.
"My guy left what about yours?" Gavril asked
The woman looked up the other guy.
"Fintan can stay, besides if this conversation goes south I might need my body guard."
"So what do you want, Anna?" Gavril asked
Anna looked at Fintan who then walked over and placed several newspapers on the table next to Gavril. They were all about the weird events that happened over the last couple weeks. One talked about the mysterious sudden deaths, others about a guy with a skin condition got partially grounded up in a slaughterhouse along with several sightings of an unknown beast.
"What are these?" he asked
"It appears that there is a werewolf running around in a little town called Arlen." Anna revealed
"A werewolf uh, what does that have to do with me?"
Anna stood up.
"As you know I have a vast "collection" of rare animals but a werewolf is the one I lack."
"Why not just make one yourself?"
"I can't that's just part of my curse just as yours is that you can't never lose a match."
"Is there a reason why you're here?"
Anna smiled.
"Yes, I want you to bring me the werewolf."
"Why me?"
"Because you're the best fighter I know of, Antaeus."
Gavril… I mean Antaeus smiled.
It looks like Bobby is going have to step up his game to beat this guy and who is "Anna"? Find out as The Unbeatable Titan continues.
