Les drank so much juice at the victory party that he really had to go to the bathroom. So he ran to the "loo." There was blood all over the floor. And also inside the "loo," there was a large blue box. Les just thought it was a weird wizarding bathroom stall. So he went in it.
Standing there was a strange man in a brown coat, a blue suit, and red sneakers. "Have you seen Rose?" the man said.
Les was really confused.
"Oh, you don't want to be in this bathroom. There's blood all over the floor. I'll take you to this morning!" the man in the blue suit said brightly.
"Wait, what?" Les said.
"Allon-SYYYYY!" yelled the man as he pulled a wibbly lever and pushed a wobbly button.
AND THEN EVERYTHING WENT TIMEY WIMEY.
Hroaahahh! Wrhaahah! Wrhaahaha!
Nothing seemed to have happened except a lot of strobe lights.
"Here you go! Bye!" said the man in the suit, opening the door and pushing Les back out of the blue box.
It was the bathroom, but there was no blood on the floor. "They must have really efficient janitors here!" Les said.
He walked into a stall, and as soon as he had shut the door, he heard the unmistakable noise that was the feet of the Malfoy boy running into the bathroom. He was sobbing. Les figured the Malfoy boy was having an angsty moment, so he decided not to leave the stall just yet.
Next, as heard through the stall door, came the unmistakable noise of the feet of the hairy potter! Les, of course, could tell everyone by the sound of their feet, just like his brother could tell if something had taste just by seeing it. It was a family gift.
Les was intrigued by the sudden entrance of the hairy potter. Some serious showdown was about to be happening in the loo!
There were lots more flashy strobe lights, and then the hairy potter was wailing and there was blood all over the floor. AGAIN! Les slipped on the stickyness and fell out of the bathroom.
"YOU!" yelled the hairy potter. "YOU CAN'T BE HERE!"
"But I drank too much juice…." Les whined.
"THERE'S NO JUICE!" the hairy potter yelled.
"But… the party! The victory party! For the Quidditch match!"
"What are you talking about?" the hairy potter sneered. "I haven't won the Quidditch match yet."
Les got the strangest sensation that he had, by standing in the strange blue box, travelled back in time. "The timey wimey!" he gasped in realization.
The hairy potter stared at him. "Are you high?" He shook his head. "YOU SAW, DIDN'T YOU? YOU SAW ME USE AN EXPERIMENTAL CURSE ON MALFOY AND YOU KNOW I ALMOST KILLED HIM AND YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ON ME!"
Les just realized that the Malfoy boy was on the floor, bleeding his life out. "Oh! He must've gotten arrested for murder, and that's why he missed the match!"
"YOU CAN'T TELL ON ME!" the hairy potter wailed. "I'M THE BOY WHO LIVED! THE CHOSEN ONE! I WAS CHOSEN!"
Then, an idea struck the hairy potter, he snatched Les's hand and said quickly, "You aren't allowed to tell anybody what happened or else you'll die. Kay? Kay."
Les understood immediately. "Okay. AND YOU HAVE TO BE MY SLAVE FOR A WHOLE DAY STARTING NOW!"
The hairy potter yanked his hand back. "WIZARD NUTS!" he yelled. "THAT'S THE SECOND TIME THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME!" And he had another reason to hate the newsies.
Suddenly, the Snape Man rushed in and started yelling at the hairy potter.
(A/N: In the movie, when you watch this scene, you will notice that when Harry runs out of the bathroom, there's a random creepy person standing in the doorway to the bathroom. You can bet that it's Les! Timey wimey. Weird.)
Les ran away quickly after that crazy random happenstance. He had the strangest precognition that he should hide in the bushes by the lake for the whole day. He heard, while hiding in the bush, the unseen voice over the intercom yelling about the Quidditch match. Les gasped. That was HIS Quidditch match!
"Timey wimey. MYSTERY SOLVED," he mumbled before falling asleep.
The next day, Les was awakened by the newsies shaking him.
"Les, what happened?" the newsies chorused creepily. "You went to the bathroom and we found you by the lake."
Les was too creeped out by the chorus to answer.
David broke apart from the crowd. "Why are you covered in blood?"
Les gulped. "Because…. I, uh…. killed someone."
"OH! Was it a doe? Did you eat it?" Jack exclaimed. "Lupin says that's what makes you win Quidditch."
The newsies gasped. "MYSTERY SOLVED."
