As you all (might) know today it Pi day! I'll explain that statement in the story, so if you don't understand don't worry. Anywho, who doesn't think of pie when they hear Pi? If you are a person who doesn't think of pie when you hear Pi then congrats, you are one in a million...I think...maybe it's just me that thinks of pie whenever I hear Pi.

Ranting now.

Anyway, Pi day inspired this chapter and I just thought I'd do one of my own requests.

Enjoy!


Disclaimer: I don't own Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. or Pi...nor do I have pie right now which makes me kinda sad. :(


Jemma flung open the lab door and nearly hit Hunter in the face,

"Happy pi day!" She said with a bright smile. Mac looked up confused,

"What? Pi day? What's that?" Jemma looked shocked,

"Why it's the date. Today is the 3rd month, and 14th day of 2016." She said before Fitz broke in,

"What she's saying is that it's 3/14/16 and that's pi or 3.14 to its fourth place and rounded. That makes today pi day and this year pi day is a super pi day because the year also matches up with the number." Mac nodded,

"Oh, I get it now. That makes sense."

"It makes me hungry for pie." Daisy said from the corner, "I want some; we should make a pie today." Bobbi didn't glance up from cleaning her batons,

"Have you ever made a pie before, Daisy?" There was a brief silence,

"No…but there's a first time for everything!" She continued to click away on her phone, "Ooh, here's one that sounds good: grasshopper pie." Coulson made a face,

"Grasshoppers? In pie?" Simmons smiled again,

"Relax, sir, grasshopper pie is simply mint pie and people call it grasshopper pie because of its green color. It's often made for St. Patrick's Day, you know." Daisy spoke up again,

"This recipe calls for mint Oreos, whipped cream or cool whip, mint ice cream, and melted butter. We could totally make this!" She smiled at the rest of the team, "We are having pie tonight!" Jemma sighed,

"I was hopping on something a little more light and flaky but I guess we can make grasshopper pie today and I can make us a blueberry pie some other time."

Fitz and Mac volunteered to run to the store for the Oreos (they already had all the other ingredients at the HQ) and were back by the time that Jemma, Daisy and Bobbi had set up all the other necessities. Coulson stood to observe the goings on but refused to get much closer on account of all the bad times he'd had with ice cream. May watched silently and told everyone she was supervising in case anything or everything when wrong. Hunter said that cooking was something he'd never bothered to learn so he talked with Coulson in the corner.

"Alright," Simmons said as she tied up her hair, "Do we want one pie or two?"

"Two," Bobbi said as she pushed her curls behind her ears, "better to have more than less."

"Agreed," Daisy said as she pulled out the food processor, "Okay, first we need to make the crust. I'll start by crushing up Oreos as Simmons separates them. Bobbi, you can melt the butter."

"On it," Agent Morse said as she pulled out a coffee mug and dropped the 3 Tbs. of butter into it. This mug she then put in the microwave and began to melt. Jemma pulled the cookie and the cream of the Oreos apart and handed the cookies to Daisy. Once there were plenty in the food processor Daisy closed the lid and flipped the switch. This process was repeated several times before all the cookies were crushed up.

Bobbi poured the butter into the crumbs and mixed it around before dumping the now moist mass into a pie tin. Simmons pressed the crust down hard before sticking it into the fridge to cool a bit.

"Onto the next one!" Daisy said as she dumped more cookies into the machine. She flipped the switch and cookie pieces flew in every direction. May dodged behind the counter while Coulson and Hunter scrambled out of the room. Fitz ducked behind Mac who got a hit by the flying debris.

"Oops," Daisy muttered as she pulled a few pieces out of her hair, "I forgot to put the lid on."

"No kidding." Simmons answered as she brushed the front of her shirt off. Bobbi had managed to get out of the way just in time and now she peered out from beside the fridge,

"Next time warn us before you're gonna try and kill us with cookies." She scolded with a grin. Daisy looked disappointed,

"What's the fun in warning you guys?" Jemma rolled her eyes before she began to separate cookies again.

Once the crusts were cool enough three cups of mint chocolate chip ice cream was placed onto them. The two pies were put into the freezer for the longest three hours that any of the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents had known.

"Is it time yet?" Hunter asked for the fifteenth time. Fitz growled,

"No, stop asking!" He snapped angrily,

"I was just wondering if-" Mac cut Hunter off

"Stop talking." He ordered, "Right now. Just stop." The shorter man opened his mouth and Bobbi sent him a death glare. He closed his mouth again. Simmons tapped her wrist watch impatiently.

"Oh, this is taking forever." In the end, they ended up forgetting that they had half ready pies in their freezer as they got caught up in a game of spoons.

"No!" Fitz shrieked, "She stool that from me! That's not fair!" Daisy gave and evil chuckle,

"You snooze, you loose, Buster." She said as she dangled the spoon from her fingers,

"Spoons shouldn't be used for anything except ice cream." Fitz muttered as he handed his cards to Mac. Jemma dropped her deck,

"Oh! Ice cream! The pies!" Spoons was forgotten in an instant and everyone found themselves back in the kitchen. The pies were completed quickly and then left to freeze for a few more hours. As dinner time drew closer the agents began to anticipate dessert and how good it was going to be. Just a short time later they were prepared to eat the final meal of the day and Daisy stopped Jemma before she entered the dining room,

"Hey, should I get out the pie now? It takes a while for those things to thaw enough to be cut." Jemma contemplated this for a few moments,

"I suppose you could, I doubt we're going to take that long eating dinner anyway." She smiled as Daisy dashed off to retrieve the dessert. Simmons was right, it didn't take too long for dinner to be finished and cleaned up after. Everyone was waiting for that delicious pie and all were hoping that it turned out just as good as it looked.

"Daisy, do you want to get it?" Bobbi asked. The inhuman jumped up,

"Brb." She rushed into the kitchen and everyone heard a frantic, "No! Nonononononono!" The team went to the kitchen to see Daisy standing in front of a melting mint pie. The tin was overflowing with some of the already liquefied dessert. Jemma burst out laughing and all the others soon followed her example. Fitz got out some bowls and Hunter grabbed a big serving spoon,

"Nothing like grasshopper soup." He said as he helped to serve the not-so-much-pie-anymore pie. Despite its droopy appearances, the dessert turned out delicious and Jemma was glad they'd made two. Coulson seemed the most pleased out of everyone though,

"It's about time that ice cream problems happened to someone else." He told May afterwards


Sorry for making you all want pie...

~SimmonsButterflys