here is the next chapter for all you lovely viewers out there!

Previously on Bella the vampire........Bella Runs into Edward(hhahahah ... runs)

What the Fudge!!!!!!! He did not run into me!!

" Bella... what are you doing here?" he asked blinking as if i werent real

Dude helllo what do you think im doing... hunting... god and i thougt he was smart.

" What the Fudge does it look like im doing? " I said . He laughed.

OH .

NO.

HE.

DID.

NOT.

Just laugh at me. He just signed his own death warrant.

"You know its not nice to laugh at vampires who can kick your but." I replied back defensively he just messed with the wrong vampire.

"Oh Bella , your threat is like a lamb threatening a lion.." He said snickering at the end at his use of our little saying

He definitely did not just use our lion and lamb thing... and then calling me weak.. ugh. jerk!

"Edward, if I was that lion , I'd be afraid of that lamb." I said my voice darkening at the end.

"And why is that my lovely Bella." He asked attempting to brush some hair out of my face.

I smacked it away. he lost his right to touch me a long time ago.

"Because that little lamb, might come back neuter that scary lion." I said grinning evilly at the end.

If It was possible , his face paled at the end.

" -er." he said gulping throughout the sentence.

HA. One way to scare a boy -even a vampire boy is to threaten to chop off his manhood.

And wallaaa!!!!!!!! the next chapter!!!!!!!! REVIEW IT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!! Oh and I dont own twilight thats stephenie meyer!!!!!!! the only thing i own is the laptop im writing this on!!!!!!!! REVIEW ME!!!!! Yea.. its short... sorry ! but enjoy!!