"A sound soul, dwells within a sound mind, and a sound body."

Lucy hit Levy on the head again.

"Levy-chan we went through this! This isn't the time to be watching Soul Eater on Toonami!"

"B-but...we need to defeat Asura.."

"LUCY CHOP!"

Levy covered her head to stop the pain. "Okay, okay i'll be serious!"

Natsu laughed. "You guys are weird."

Lucy glared. "Alright lets do this! We need to wake everyone up before-"

A bright light shone throughout the guild.

Mirajaine and Erza gasped.

The light left as Lucy turned to Levy.

"You had one job Levy..one.."

"I just wanted to watch some Soul Eater.." Levy sniffled.

"Um,..you guys...over there." Jet and Droy pointed.

Everyone gasped.

Everyone other than Lucy and Levy were animals. Everyone!

Juvia was a dolphin, to her dismay. She kept saying she'd rather be a mermaid, to which Levy replied mermaids don't count as animals.

Gray was a wolf and almost instantly got into a fight with Natsu.

Wendy was a swan.

Evergeen was a panther.

Elfman was a gorilla.

Bickslow was a monkey.

Freed was a sloth.

Laxus...was a jellyfish?

The girls couldnt help but laugh until Laxus was somehow able to chase them.

Lucy hopped onto a table and tried to tell who was who in this situation.

Everyone was being noisy and panicking.

"Lu-chan should we tell them about the spell?"

"Spell?" A guild member said overhearing them. "So this is all,you're faults!"

The guild went into a frenzy as Lucy tried to say. "It's not our fault! Don't just jump to conclusions. Please calm down.."

The guild didnt hear her. They were too busy wondering, "Why am I an animal?" "Will I be this way for the rest of my life?"

"QUIET." Erza shouted silencing the guild.

"Now," She said. "Listen to what Lucy and Levy have to say."

Lucy and Levy stood up on the table.

"Ready Levy?"

"Levy?.."

Lucy saw Levy frantically typing on a random cell phone. "I'm entering a few things in my Future Diary."

Lucy threw the away. " Where do you even get these props from?"

"The Soul Society." Levy said dressed like a Shinigami.

Lucy raised a questionable eyebrow.

"I'm trapped in a virtual game and I need to escape and get back to reality."

Lucy sighed.

"I'm on a quest to find the missing scissor my father left me before he was kill la killed

. Haha see a made a no? Did I go overboard?"

The guild nodded.

"Guess I dont need this anymore." Levy said throwing away an orange ninja suit and some shuriken."

"I dont even..." Lucy laughed at her friend and falling to the floor.

Everyone laughed.

"Cut. Cut." Carly said as she came onto the set.

"haha. Sorry Carly. It's hard to act under these conditions."lucy said wiping away her tears.

"No more anime references or I put you in Dangan Ronpa." Carly glared.

Lucy and Levy gulped.

"Action!" Carly said turning he camera back on.

"About that spell..." Levy said nervously, back in her regular outfit.

Lucy chuckled nervously as the many familiar faces waiting for an explanation.