Troubles with SPR: Snow Fight

"Ow, my head!" Mai pushed the snow off of her gray beanie. She turned and realized it was Yasuhara who threw the snowball at her. "Yasu, we're on the same team, what are you doing?" she chided him.

All the colleagues were playing with snow in the empty park. Evidently they ran out of the office as soon as they saw the snow piled up on the outside grounds.

"Sorry, sorry. I made a wrong aim because with your beanie, you look like Masako-chan!" Yasuhara gathered snow in a pile.

"Here's another go!" Bou-san threw a snowball at Ayako.

Apparently it hit her smack! on the face.

As the snow slid off of her face, her glare became visible to the colleagues.

"Um, oops?" Bou-san apologized like it was supposed to be a question. He proceeded to hide behind his built snow shield and gathered more snow.

"Here we go!" John said and accidentally threw a snowball right onto Masako's cheek.

"Ow," she said and pushed the snow off of her cheek. Her cheek became red as the snowball John created was giant.

John gaped as soon as he saw who he hit. "I'm sorry, Hara-san!" he apologized quickly.

Masako glanced at him before smiling. "It's all right."

"I-I thought you were Mai-san for a moment," he said, and scratched the back of his head nervously.

As the colleagues continued to throw snowballs at each other, it was a coincidence how their employer and his assistant were walking past by the park.

Right as Mai stood up from behind her built snow shield to throw a snowball at her opponents, she noticed Naru and Lin walking by the benches.

"Naru! Lin-san!" She waved at them happily. "Join the game!"

As soon as Mai had addressed them, the other colleagues looked up and saw them.

Naru released a breathe and glanced at the colleagues' game. "Too childish."

Lin nodded in agreement and buttoned up the last of the buttons of his black coat.

"But it's fun!" Bou-san shaped his snowball, making sure it was a perfect circle.

Naru made a sound under his breath. "For you."

And Lin nodded in agreement again.

Just as Lin nodded, Mai threw her snowball at Naru.

Unfortunately it landed right on his face. Mai froze and accidentally giggled, covering it with her gloved hand.

"Mai .." Naru said as though she did something wrong. (Which she did. No one hits the narcissist in the face with a snowball!)

"S-sorry!" The brunette clutched onto her stomach as she laughed.

The rest of the colleagues joined her into the laughing fit.

"Y-you should've s-seen h-his face!" Yasuhara laughed out, wiping his joyful tears.

Apparently, Lin gave a laugh as well, but covered it with his hand.

Naru glared at his tall assistant before clearing his throat. "If you want to play this game with me, it's not working, Mai."

The brunette's laughter came down as she smiled at him. "I'll continue throwing snowballs at you if you're not playing, then!"

Mai proceeded to gather snow and shape them as a ball. "Here's another one!" She threw it right into her employer's coat.

Another one right onto his forehead.

Another one at his ear.

And. . another one right onto his crotch.

Mai blushed deep red and hid behind her built snow shield. All the colleagues laughed—surprisingly, Lin joined the laughing fit, even if he was covering it with his hand.

"I-I'm s-sorry, Naru!" Mai yelled out an apology, as though she was afraid she'd get fired by that one wrong mistake.

"Mai." Naru icily glared at her through her built snow shield. "I'll play if you don't throw any more snowballs at me."

"O-okay!" she replied louder than she expected. The brunette was embarrassed—extremely embarrassed. She had not intended to hit him there, but his torso.

And so, the employer and his assistant joined the game.


"I got you!" Bou-san laughed as he watched the snow slide off of Masako's face.

"Hmph. I would better watch out if I were you," she said.

Just as Bou-san got hit on the face by a snowball from John, Masako smirked.

"Ow!" Bou-san cried out. "How hard do you even throw, John-san?!"

John nervously laughed and gathered more snow.

Apparently, Mai and Lin were having a little snow fight between themselves.

"Hi-ya!" The brunette threw a snowball at Lin's torso. "I got you!" She smirked.

"Hm." Lin gave a small smile. 'As if I'd let her win.' He threw a snowball back at her.

However, its speed was too quick to even identify as it landed smack! on Mai's face. Even the brunette was still processing what had happened.

"Eh?" She made a sound as the snow slid off of her face. The snowball Lin threw left a red mark on Mai's face. "It stings!" she finally cried out.

Lin stared at her, hoping that he'd be seen as innocent until the younger assistant pointed an accusation finger at him.

"You!" Mai began and glanced at Bou-san who was nearly completing his snowball. "Throw some snowballs at him, Bou-san!"

Bou-san looked over towards Lin and grinned mischievously.

Lin glanced back at the light-browned hair man, however, before he even got the chance to realize what happened, a snowball landed right onto his face.

"Bull's eye!" Bou-san smugly laughed.

Lin glared at him as he gathered more snow.

While lots of snowballs were being thrown at each other, two of them landed on Naru's flawless face.

His eyebrow twitched in irritation. Of course, the narcissist does not like being hit. Even if it was an accident.

"Matsuzaki-san, you better watch your back." The employer smirked as he threw a snowball at Ayako.

Ayako yelped as she felt the snowball hit her back. She turned and glared at her employer. "You seem to be in a good mood. How about I change that?"

Naru raised an eyebrow. As Ayako threw a snowball at him, he ducked just in time.

"You have quite a terrible aim." He shaped his snowball.

Ayako flushed red and turned away, looking for another opponent.

Naru sighed and dropped the snow from his hands. Evidently, his hands were freezing and were turning red. After all, he had not brought gloves with him since he had not intended to throw snowballs. 'Who plays these games in their old age?'

"Naru, watch out!" Mai's voice broke his train of thoughts.

He felt an impact land on his chest and saw a snowball fly past by above his head. He would've squeaked, but then the narcissist never squeaks as he had just made an audible inhalation.

He felt something shift above him. Looking up, he saw a certain brunette on top of him.

"What do you think you're doing, Mai?" he said as he sat up, pushing his assistant onto his legs making her straddle him.

The brunette blinked, and once realizing what position and how close they were, she virtually blushed crimson.

Naru nearly smirked at that.

"A-A s-snowball almost h-hit your h-head and y-you don't l-like b-being hit e-even if it's a-an accident or a g-game, r-right?" Mai stuttered terribly, her cheeks burning red.

Naru shifted his seat. "Get off of me."

"Eh?" Mai looked up as her dark-brown orbs twinkled.

"Mai, as far as I know, you know the meaning to it." Naru smirked as her ears turned redder than her face.

The brunette furrowed her brows. Right as she was going to explode at him, she felt a cold impact hit the back of her head—thus pushing her closer to Naru.

Although, there were no such thing as closer.

Her lips landed right onto Naru's pale cheek as her employer's face turned to an expression of shock, hers being identical as well.

Mai quickly processed what had happened before standing back up. "I'm sorry! That was not intended! Someone threw—" She turned to glare at the person who threw the snowball at her. "—a snowball at me and then that happened and I hope you won't fire me and—"

"Be quiet, Mai. I know what happened." Naru stood up and pushed the snow off of him.

"—Oh .." Mai blushed nearly purple. She scurried away and hid behind her built snow shield.

However, she didn't know her employer was watching her.

Bou-san appeared next to the brunette.

"You did that, didn't you?" she murmured in her scarf. She brought her knees up to her chin and leaned onto it.

"You guys were taking so long, I thought I might do something about it." Bou-san grinned. "You're not mad, are you? In fact, you probably enjoyed giving him a peck on his cheek."

"Why do you do this to me!?" Mai declared and glared at him.

"Probably because you obviously like him?" Bou-san placed a finger on his chin. "However, I'm certain he liked the peck you gave him on the cheek."

"Bou-san!"


::NaruxMai:: Aww, isn't that cute?! What moe!

Liked this oneshot? (; I had fun typing it. ahhaha. Anyway, hope you enjoy it!

Next time on Troubles with SPR: Thunderstorms. Eh? Is the young assistant afraid of them?