Pony: It's chapter nine!
Disclaimer Dude: Pony doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter Nine: DINOMITE!
"You can do it, Joey!" cried Yugi.
"Friendship in your friendship and you will friendship!"
Tristan was too busy lying on the ground, clutching his head in pain caused by the brick Rex threw at him.
"What they said," piped Bakura and he went back to sipping his tea.
"Ah flash The Mime in front of the children!" Joey played a sorry-looking mime onto the field where it proceeded to perform mime stuff.
"Serpent Night Dragon, attaaack Da Mime!"
As the dragon lunged at Joey's monster, it crashed into an invisible wall created by The Mime. Serpent Night Dragon recovered from the impact to its head and it retreated back to its owner's side of the field.
"Oh noez!"
Suddenly, Flame Swordsman returned to the field randomly. It took half an hour for the entire group of humans to get over the extreme confusion, "The Mime, Flame Swordsman, splat!"
"What?!" Tristan exclaimed instantly after Joey ordered the attack. His monsters were weaker than Rex's dragon. Surly Joey wasn't THAT stupid.
"But, Joey!" Yugi reasoned, "Both of your monsters are weaker than Rex's monster!"
"Come friendship, Joey!" Tea continued to cheer.
Bakura was too busy sipping tea.
The Mime tied up Serpent Night Dragon with invisible rope, making him unable to move. Then, The Mime hurled an invisible shurikun at the chord that was attached to the disco ball, severing it and causing the disco ball to plummet right onto Serpent Night Dragon's head. With its head stuck inside the disco ball, Rex's monster was forced into defense mode. Finally, Flame Swordsman struck the dragon with his fiery blade and destroyed him even though his attack points weren't high enough.
Yugi, Tea, and Tristan cheered.
"Serpent Night Dragon's poeentz wer haier ten Flame Swordsman'z!" Rex declared. Everyone else shrugged, "Grrrrrrz! Ah shummun da uber Red-Eyes Black Dragon!"
All, excluding Rex, gasped in horror as the dreaded dragon emerged onto the field.
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"Attaaack Flame Swordsman!" Rex ordered and the black dragon let out a flaming fireball that destroyed the flaming monster, flaming… I mean damaging Joey's life points.
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"Meh flops The Mime under the frightened children," Joey's The Mime went into defense mode.
"Haha! Red Eyes shall deefeet joo! All yo cardz r stoopid!" Rex taunted Joey, but he didn't realize it. He thought that the dinosaur freak was asking him out on a date… he was very disturbed and so was the authoress… and Disclaimer Dude.
"Rocky road ice cream!" Joey hissed angrily.
Rex whirled around and searched for any rocky road ice cream, "Wearizit?!"
"Too late, Raptor," said Mai. She was holding a large bowl overflowing with rocky road ice cream. Of course, she kept an eye out for her Weight Watchers supervisor. Miraculously, Joey hadn't noticed the ice cream.
"Red-Eyes Black Dragon! Attaaack!" Rex ordered, who hadn't heard Mai and was still searching for the ice cream. Luckily for Joey, Red-Eyes Black Dragon didn't understand his owner's language. He thought that he wanted it to self-destruct, take out Rex's life points, and join Joey's deck. He did just that.
"Joo wash luckeh, Joeh Wheela'!" Rex roared. As soon as the tall, muscular men who drag the losers off the island arrived, the dinosaur-lover managed to avoid them for five hours. He was carried off to the loser boat kicking, screaming, and spouting out against the Canadian federal government after giving up the search for ice cream and his star chips and his Red-Eyes Black Dragon.
After the insanity, Mai trekked back into the woods before Joey could give her a romantic poem that would've made her fall madly in love with him and vow to marry him someday. Unfortunately, the poem was eaten by a black and white striped bird.
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In the evening, Yugi and his friends had set up camp and they, except Bakura who was meditating upside-down in a tree, were sitting around a campfire. Tristan was telling a ghost story.
"And then…" said Tristan building up suspense, "When they looked into the back seat of the car… there was… Joey's gym socks!"
"Ahhhhh" Yugi and Tea clung onto each other in fear while Joey scowled angrily and Tristan fell backwards off the log he was sitting on, laughing like a deranged hyena.
Still clinging onto the other, Yugi and Tea slowly turned their heads to look at each other. They released the other and blushed with embarrassment. Tristan was rolling around Bakura's tree, cackling.
Bakura fell out of his tree and landed on Tristan.
"Ouch!" Tristan yelled in pain as Bakura fell onto him, "My spleen!"
Then they all laughed together.
"What's so funny?" queried Mai, who magically appeared before them.
"Oh, hi, Mai," Yugi greeted in his usual friendly nature, "Bakura fell out of that tree and landed on Tristan and crushed his spleen."
"How cute," Mai commented and she dumped a bunch of food from her knapsack onto the ground, "Dig in, dorks!"
With only a campfire, a sharp stick, and a chef hat folded out of a newspaper, Joey managed to turn the cheap and expired snack items into a fancy and beyond decent meal that could've been created by world-class gourmets. The others, especially Mai, were really impressed with his talent in cooking.
"Awesome!" said Yugi.
"Real good!" Tristan agreed.
"Four friendships!" exclaimed Tea.
"Jolly good stuff, ol' chap!" relayed Bakura a little overenthusiastically and everyone else scooted away from him, "These are the best potato chip crumpets I've ever tasted!"
"Right…" Mai began," Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go air myself out and rid the stench of you losers."
At that, Mai walked off and eventually found herself at the edge of a cliff with the ocean roaring below.
"Why did I even bother eating with those losers?" Mai questioned herself, "They seem to be very nice losers. Perhaps they could be my friends. We could have tea and cookies, have sleepovers, organize bake sales, and save the world from alien invaders." She shook her head to rid of her fantasies, "No! I can't afford to turn soft again. Last time I actually turned into a marshmallow and it cost me a fortune for my plastic surgeon to fix me."
The bleached blonde sighed, "No friends for me."
Suddenly, a big scary shadow popped up behind Mai.
Back at the campsite, Joey and Tristan were wrestling each other's sock puppets. Tristan's sock puppet had Joey's sock puppet in a head lock. Yugi and Tea were sitting on a log with popcorn, nachos, and sodas beside them, cheering them on. The sock puppet match was interrupted when they heard Mai scream.
"What was friendship?!" Tea gasped.
"I don't know, but we'll face it together." Yugi declared and he ran off with his friends following.
Of course, the sock puppets were left behind.
"So you want to wreck up the place then buy fake passports to Mexico?" Joey's sock puppet asked Tristan's sock puppet.
"You bet!" Tristan's sock puppet replied excitedly, "Fish tacos, here we come!"
