For BethBecker.

... I guess...

:(

RIGHT! So I just bashed this out in about thirty seconds... you'll see why...

*ominous music builds*

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Beth Becker: UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE! WHY HAVE YOU NOT UPDATE LINE OF SIGHT YET?

Sniffs

I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE BETH BECKER I CAN'T!

I CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!

THERE'S TOO MUCH PRESSURE!

I...

I...

I...

I...

I CAN'T!

I DON'T CARE WHERE BECKER IS!

I DON'T CARE THAT CONNOR'S BEEN GLUED TO THE CEILING

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO WRITE IN PEACE!

*starts rocking backwards and forwards hugging self*

Lester throws me a confused look.

"I knew I should have got those mental health checkups sorted."

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*sits and rocks*

*mumblin'* Please review... Please?