n: HIHEYHELLO PEOPLE OF EARTH AND OTHER PLANETS OF THE GALEXY! welcome to chappyter numberously 2-CRAP 7! today i have Neji Hyuuga, lord of the psychic kittens of DOOM!
neji: hnn...why am i here?
n: BECAUSE YOUR DOING THE DISCLAIMER! *party poppers go of everywhere along with confetee...however you spell it*
neji:...no
n: do it or i'll show everyone the video tape of what happened at your fifth birthday party
neji: *glares at me* you wouldent dare
n: *gets tape out* try me
neji: ninjarox dosent own anything except the ocs and the new plot, kishimoto owns everything else
n: YAYZ! NOW ON WITH THE STORY!
regular
'talking to inner/ thinking to inner'
-inner-
W P m U-chapter seven- missions
2 weeks later
Team Kakashi had been on numerous d and c-ranked missions to get Tesa used to it, but they all felt they needed more of a challenge. They stood infrount of lady Tsunade, awaiting their next mission. "Ok, today you will be planting rice patties." said the slightly drunken hokage. "NOOOO! come on baa-chan! Not another d-ranked mission! We're all better then that!" Naruto gave her his best puppy dog eyes. 'Damn, I knew he would say thar sooner or later.' Tsunade thought to herself. "Yeah! Come on lady Tsunade! Please give us at LEAST a good c-ranked mission!" Tesa begged.
She had grown more confident and outspoken around people since he and Naruto became friends, wait, correction, best friends. Tsunade sighed as thr usual routine of Naruto asking for a challenge, Sakura bonking him on the head and telling him to be more respectful, Sai not caring and Kakashi just ignoring them. The whole system was new To tesa, so she just watched.
"QUIET!" Tsunade bellowed, making everyone shut up and look at her out of fright. "Now, I agree with you Tesa and Naruto, you do need more of a challenge. So how about a b-ranked mission?" Naruto and Tesa started jumping up and down with eachother out of happieness. "I'll take that as a yes. Your mission will be to escort the Kazekage back to Suna." the doors then opened to reveail a 17 year old male with red hair, pale turquoise eyes, black rings around his eyes (making him look like a panda!), a tatto that said love on his forehead, wearing black ninja shoes, black cargo pants, a long red coat, a brown one-shoulder vest with a sand gourd on his back.
"Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi, Tsunade. Good to see you all again." Gaara said as he bowed respectfully. "Gaara! How have you been?" Naruto asked as he gave the Kazekage a hug. "Good thank you Naruto. And who are these two?" he smiled and looked at Sai and Tesa. " Hello, im Sai." said the emotionless boy fake smiling again. "Hi, i'm Tesa Pami, nice to meet you." she held out her hand and Gaara shook it. "A Pami huh? Wow...impresive." he said smirking. Tsunade cleared he throat and everyone payed attention to what she was saying. "Now than, you have an our to pack, than meet us at the gate." she than glared at the pervy sensei who was reading his book. "And DONT BE LATE."
'This is so exciting! A b-ranked mission!' Tesa thought as she got out her clothes and what not.
-YEAH! and with Naruto-kun!-
'WHOA! who are you?'
-i'm your inner silly! Everyone has one, and you have now unlocked and met yours.-
'oh...whats an inner?'
- *sigh* an inner is basically the inner you, that helps you find your soul mate and gives guidance blah blah blah...-
'oooohh, I get it now. So say if I had to choose between chocolate and vanilla pudding, you would appear and help?'
-no, and whats with you and pudding? I ment life or death stuff! And I also appear whenever I feel like, usually boy related ;)-
'ok! And what did u mean 'with Naruto-kun'? Since when has he been Naruto-KUN?'
-since you started liking him baka!-
'iIdont like him like that though, just as a friend.'
-it always starts like that-
'whatever, please go now.'
-fine, but I'll be back- Inner Tesa said as she disappered.
Packing
*Tesa pov*
Pudding, Pudding, Pudding, Pudding
-Lolliepop, Lolliepop, lolliepop, Lolliepop-
~PUDDING AND LOLLIEPOPS~
(A/N enough said...)
*Kakashi pov*
books 'giggle' clothes weapons food and im done now I can sit back and relax with written MASTERPIECE! 'giggle'
*Sakura pov*
Clothes med books med pouch food weapons makeup and other toiletries done!
-DONT FORGET SOMETHING SEXY INCASE YOU RUN INTO SASUKE-KUN-
Cha!
(A/N get over your stupid fangirlness you useless piece of shit!
M/B hey when do I come in
A/N you dont come in until later now get out of my note! SHOO, SHOO!
M/B awwwww:(
A/N lets get back to the story now)
*Naruto pov*
Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen
-Ramen Ramen Ramen Ramen-
(A/N wow...)
*Sai pov*
Paint scrolls ink clothes food weapons. While I wait I think I'll read my book some more and see if I'm doing this 'friend' thing right.
AT THE GATES
*A/N pov*
As Tesa arrived at the gates she saw that the only ones there were Sakura and Sai "Hey guys" she greeted
"Hey tesa" Sakura said back and waved
"Hello angel" Sai fake smiled but Tesa was used to this by now.
"I wonder when Narutos getting here" though no sooner than she said so she was glomped by an orange blob
"TESA-CHAN!" the orange blob screa-err said. "Hey Naruto!" Tesa replied as she identified the blob and gave him a hug. 'he smells like ramen...' 'she smells like pudding...'
Sakura just rolled her eyes at their usual greeting as they stood up and hugged eachother...again. "Did you two pack everything?"
"Hai!"
"Really? Clothes, weapons, ninja stuff? Or just pudding, ramen and lolliepops?"
"OH CRAP!" Tesa and Naruto ran back to their apartments as fast as they could and repacked so they had food AND the other stuff, whilst Sakura just sweatdroped. "EEP!" came a scream from Tesas room. 'oh no!' Naruto raced over there as fast as he could to see tesa lying unconcious with a broken ankle. He sighed, 'why does this always happen to her?'
-who cares? Now you get to carry her ;)-
'ugh, I thought u disappeared years ago!'
Inner Naruto smirked, -I did, now I'm back, and if you don't stop arguing with me, your going to be late.- he stated. Naruto panicked and picked Tesa up bridal style with both of their back packs on his back and lept back to the gate. Kakashi, Tsunade and Gaara were arriving just as Naruto got back. They all looked at him and who he was carrying. "Naruto, what happened?" Gaara asked looking at the unconcious girl in his arms. "I dunno! I heard a squeal and a thump, I ran over to Tesas house and found her unconcious on her bedroom floor with a broken ankle! So, like any other person would do, I brought her to the medical ninjas!" naruto explained looking at Sakura and Tsunade. They imediantally got the gist and started healing her ankle and head.
Tesa started to gain conciousness and opened her eyes to see Narutos relived face. "Naruto? W-what happened?" she asked not remembering anything. Sakura sighed "by the looks of it, you fell over, broke your ankle and hit your head." Tesas eyes widened in realization, then she blushed. "heh heh heh, I remember now...I saw a spider, freaked out and fell." everyone (except Sai cuz hes emo) just sweatdroped. "well, until your ankle gets better, Naruto will have to carry you." Naruto and Tesa blushed, which didnt go unnoticed. "uh, o-okay." Naruto lifted the girl onto his back, and carried his pack on his frount, while tesa carried hers on her back.
"LETS GO!" Naruto started walking out the gate with Tesa playing with his hair. Tsunade sighed and smiled at the two of them, than turned to the rest of the team. "you know the mission, heres a map and compus, just in case." she handed the items to Kakashi. "good luck!" Team Kakashi and Gaara headed out to the village hidden in the sand.
Ten hours later
"okay everyone, let's set up camp here." Kakashi said as they came across a good camping ground.
Tesa looked around with byakugan to make sure no one was there and there were no traps, it was safe. "Uh, Naruto, you can let me down now, my ankles fine." Tesa said awkwardly as she blushed. Naruto blushed also. "Oh, right, sorry Tesa." He let her down and they started getting out their sleeping bags. "Alright, Sakura and Sai, go look for firewood, Tesa and Naruto, go get food." Kakashi ordered, sitting down with Gaara. Tesa raised her eyebrow. "And what are YOU going to do?" Kakashi smiled. "I'm goin to look after our client." They parted into their pairs, mumbling something along the lines of, 'stupid, damn, lazy, perverted sensei.'
With Sakura and Sai
"Alright Sai, get ready to cut up some wood!" Sakura said as she got ready to punch down a tree. She took a running start and a snaping sound was heard, followed my a loud THUNK, as her fist connected with the tree and knocked it over. "CHAA!" Sakura got out a kunai and started trying to cut the firewood. Sai just sighed as he made two katanas out of ink. He passed one to her. "Here, use this ugly. That kunai won't help at all." Sakura took it, fuming slightly at her nickname. "Thanks Sai." They both got to work, cutting up some firewood. After 20 minutes they had collected the wood and started for camp.
With Tesa and Naruto
They wondered through the forest, looking or berries and fruits for Tesa and an animal to cook for the rest of the team.
Tesa usued her byakugan again to search for food. "Hey Naruto, there's a river over there," she said pointing through the trees "we could get some fish for dinner!" Naruto grinned a he dragged her along in the direction Tesa had said. "Alright! Time to go swimming with the fishes!" Naruto took off his jacket, shirt, shoes and pants before Tesa could suggest another way. She was about to say something until she saw how muscure he actually was, and she blushed a shade of red that riviled Hinata. Naruto noticed this, and being the dense idiot he was, thought she had a fever. "Are you okay Tesa?"
He put his hand on her forehead, cheaking her temperature. "I-I'm fine Naruto." She said, trying to suppress her blush. Naruto just shrugged and dived in. After about 15 minutes they had caught 3 fish, so they dicided to head back to camp.
With Kakashi and Gaara
"Soooo...do you read Icha Icha?"
"No."
"Have you ever thought about reading it?"
"No."
"Can you say something other than no?"
"...hnn."
Kakashi just anime sweatdropped and the two remained in silence until the others got back.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI! WE GOT SOME FISHIES!" Tesa shouted as she and Naruto ran back to camp. "Well done gu-" He was interupted by Sai, as he came flying back to the camp with a bump on his head. "WHY YOU LITTLE!" Sakura came fuming into the clearing, fist raised. "What happened?" Tesa asked, attending to Sai's brusing head. Sai looked at her with a neutral expession. "I called her ugly, and she hit me." Tesa sighed. "I told you, you can't call a girl ugly without expecting her to hit you!" She shouted as she got up and helped up Sai. "But my book says to give people nicknames according to what the look like and their personality." Tesa, Naruto, Kakashi and Gaara all had to hold Sakura back from killing Sai, whilst he just stood there fake smiling.
Tesa sighed. 'Sai just can't be a normal person can he?' "Sai, I think it's best you apologize to Sakura...before she kills you." Sakura stopes struggling and waited for an appology. "I'm sorry Sakura." Sai said smiling. "Good, now that that's taken care of, let's eat!" Naruto started trying to make a fire, but failed misurably, so Tesa just started one by shooting a blast of fire from hand, which was shaped as a gun. After they had all eaten they decided to get some sleep.
The next day
Tesas dream
The princess was skipping through a field of flowers, wearing a silky white dress that went down to her knees and the sleaves down to her elbows. She was wearing lacey white flats with her hair in a long plat, and she was laughing. In the distance she saw two figures, and as she got closer, she recodnized them to be her parents. She started running at full speed, but no matter how fast she ran or how long she ran for, she never seemed to make it to them, or get any closer. Than, her dream changed. Instead of skipping through a flower field, the scene had changed to a blood red sky, and a black ground. She looked around, worried, frightened. Suddenly a man in an orange mask appered before her. Madara. She tried to run, but her feet wouldent move. Madara than took out a kunai, and stabbed the princess in the stomache.
The brunette awoke from her nightmare, sweating and scared. She had been having the same nightmare for weeks. She looked around, to see that she was the first one to wake. 'Perfect, gives me time to train without witnesses.' She than clambered out of her sleeping bag, grabbed a change of clothes and left in the direction of the river she and Naruto had fished in yesterday.
On arriving she did a quick survey of her surroundings. After deciding the coast was clear she changed to level 4 (water) and dived in
As soon as she dived in, she started to glow, and in a flash of red, turned into a mermaid!
In her mermaid form, her usually brown hair turned black and her eyes turned red. She had a long red tail with black ribbons wrapping around it and a red shell bra. She had la black and red striped glove that went up to her elbow on her left hand along with multiple bracelots on both arms. A black neclace appeared on her neck and she had a red headband. On her left upper arm was the kanji for water.
She began swimming around, enjoying the peace and quietness. 'Okay, training now,
first: speed
second: whirlpools
Third: ask dude wh-WAIT! WTF!'
(suigetsu pov)
-10 mins earlier-
"KAMIDAMMIT SUIGETSU! YOUR SUCH A USLESS PIG!" A red-headed slut screamed at a slightly toned blue-haired, shark boy. "OH YEAH?" He shouted back, "AT LEAST I DONT SMELL LIKE AN APE SMOTHERED IN ELEPHANT SHIT!" said ape went to punch him in the face but tripped over a duck that randomly waddled past the group... FAIL.
"Shut up before I kill both of you." The emo-prince-with-hair-like-a-chickens-butt (MB: HE IS SOOOOO HOT) himself ordered. They shut up immedently. "Pfft, whatever, if i want some food I'll just have to catch it myself." Suigetsu sighed. "Thats right you better run!" the slut yelled from the dirt as Suigetsu walked away in the direction of the waterfall.
With tesa present time
(A/N pov)
"Who the hell are you?" Tesa shouted as she hurried to hide her tail from his view.
"Who are you?"
"I asked you first!"
"I'm Suigetsu, and you?"
"Tesa...yo."
"Yo...so what are you doing here all alone? A pretty girl like you should have someone with her." He said to me with a smirk, usually I hate smirks, but it works on him. "Training," I told him. "would you like to join me?" Now, I'm not an idiot to let some phyco-path see my tail, but he seems nice. "Okie dokie!" He took off everything except boxers (yes ladies and/or gentalmen, Suigetsu is a boxers guy, not briefs) that were blue with pink fishies on them! I giggled and blushed at the same time. "What? What's so funny?" I stopped giggleing an tried to put on a serious face, but he was buff, so my blush hadn't subsided yet. "Nothing, nothing at all! It takes a real man to wear pink, I'm proud." He then rolled his eyes at my fabulous sarcasm, jumped in and swam to me.
"Whoa...what's up with the tail?" I flicked it from side to side. "What's up with your teeth?" I responded smartely...what, I can be smart! "Touche," he grinned at me. "but seriously, what the hell?" 'CRAP! Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie li-GOT IT!'
"Meh, it's a family curse. Whenever we get fully submerged in water we, well, this happends!" 'That sounded convincing enough!' I thought to myself. "Really? COOL! So what training were you doing?" Suigetsu asked me. "Just some laps, trying to create whirlpools, anything that can kill or potentialy harm someone." I smiled innocently, as if I had just said 'I'm going to Fairyland!'. Suigetsu stared at me like I was weird, I'M PERFECTLY NORMAL! NORMAL I SAY! I cowered behind a rock. "STOP RAPING ME WITH YOUR EYES!"
"..."
"So do you wanna help me train?"
"OKIE DOKIE! What do you want me to do?"
"Could you pretend to be the victem?"
"Sure!" He swam into the middle of the lake/river/water area and waited. "Okay," I said as I swam parellel to him, but further away. "first off, whirlpool!" I dived under the waterand began swimming circles around Captain Fishy. After about 10 seconds, a medium sized whirlpool had begun to pull him under. "TESA CAN YOU ST-!" Suigetsu was cut off by water entering his mouth. 'Hmmm...Tesa can you st...stop? Start? Stand? Stairs? Stare? Pudding?...whilst I like the last one the first is the only one that works in this situation.'
-NO SHIT SHERLOCK!-
'NOOOOOOO! THE VOICES! THEY'RE BACK!'
-...the fuck? Just stop being an idiot and SAVE HIM!-
I did as was told. I stopped swimming and the whirlpool slowed down to a stop. "WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!" he screamed as coughed and spluttered. "YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO HELP ME TRAIN!" I argued. "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MENT DYING!"
"YOU WEREN'T GOING TO DIE!"
"Stop yelling!" Hypocrite! "Whilst I almost died," insert glare here. "that was kinda fun." he said with a grin, hehehe, he has sharp teeth, like a shark...RAWR! I swam towards him and started poking his teeth. "Wha da hew are ew dofin?" He asked me while trying not to bite me. "Sharp, pointy teeth...like sharky...rawr." He stared at he with a WTF look on his face. "You have amazing pointy teeth like a sharky haha RAWR!"
"Yeaahhh...your weird, hot, but weird."
"Teehee" insert chibi face here.
A/N pov
After 10 more minutes of training, Tesa and Suigetsu decided to return back to their teams.
Tesa pov
I returned back to the campsite to find that everyone was still sleeping. Naruto snoring while cuddleing a stuffed ramen cup, which was completely adorable, Kakashi with his porn open on his face, Sakura was muttering "Sasu...Sasuke..." in her sleep...ew. Sai was just sleeping normaly and Gaara was...cuddiling a teddy bear while muttering "Cookies..." in his sleep with a chibi face!
-Oh my pudding thats so adorable!-
'I KNOW! But considering he's the Kazekage, I think I should keep this a secret.'
-Or use it to blackmail him-
'Yeah that's fun too!'
I sighed and started to make breakfast. Considering Narutos a ramen-a-holic, I made instant ramen cups! I devoured my 3 vegi ramen cups in about a minute and decided to wait. "This is getting so boring!" I said to myself after 10 seconds. I then picked up a stick and decided to poke the closest person with it, who just so happened to be Sakura.
Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Po-SMASH!
...well there goes HER breakfast.
"QUIT IT I'M AWAKE GODDAMMIT!" she yelled, with so much force I fell off the log I was sitting on. I just shrugged and decided to poke Sai instead.
Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke. Poke.
"Please stop pokeing me." He said not even bothering to open his eyes. "Then get up, I already made breaky!" I yelled in his ear. Haha, suck it emo kid...ye-yah. He sat up and started eating the food I put next to his bed. "Thank you." he said, fake smileing as usual.
After another few minutes of irritating everyone else asleep, everyone else was fed and ready to go!
"Kakashi-senei~, carry me~!" I cried after about ten minutes of constent running.
"No."
"Why not."
"Because I said no."
"Rawr! Sai~, carry me~!"
"No."
"Why not."
"Because I said no."
"Geez, and I thought Kaka-sensei was the copy cat ninja."
"Naruto carry me!"
"OKIE DOKIE!"
"YAYZ!" I screamed out as I jumped onto his back. His back is so comfy, it's like a floresent (ooo, BIG WORD!) orange pillow of happiness!
One hour later
We all took a break from running to relax. "Oi Sakura, pass me a pudding cup?" She sighed, "Whats the magic word?" DAMMIT! I hate guessing games!
"Jiggery Pokery?"
"No."
"Hocus Pocus?"
"No."
"Pudding?"
"NO."
"Lolliepops?"
"JUST SAY PLEASE GODDAMMIT!"
"PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
"Good girl, here ya go." As she threw me the pudding I herd a girly, high pitched scream. I turned around to see the most horrible sight I had ever seen in my whole entire life of awesomeness.
n: HAHA! CLIFF HANGER OF DOOM! i hopels you liked it and apoligise for any spelling mistakes and such!
neji: there is probably a lot of them...
n: LIKE YOUR FACE OOOOHH BURN!
neji: that doesn't make any sense...
n: YOUR FACE DOSENT MAKE ANY SENCE!
neji: you suck at comebacks
n: YOUR FACE SUCKS AT COMEBACKS!
neji: im awesome
n: YOUR FACE IS AWESOME! wait...DAMMIT!
neji: *smirks* i know
