Just a note.

Bold and italicized words are telephatic messages that Kusuo use to plant an idea/sense of foreboding in someone's head.

Bold and italicized words that are in quotation marks are telephatic messages that Kusuo use when conversing.


If there's anything I dislike the most about White's day, it's the custom in which the guy should give back gifts threefold to the person who gave him gifts on Valentine's.

Plus, I prefer to be the receiving end of the chocolates and she didn't give it to me as a gift for Valentines, it just happens to be Valentines that day.

I sighed.

What a pain.

This is a problem I can't ignore and I highly doubt my mom will let this pass. She already planned on shopping for ingredients, that's why were on our way to the supermarket.

"Hey Kuu, what chocolates do you think she likes?" My mom asked.

I shrugged.

Not because I don't know, I have the means in finding out, but because I don't want to answer.

"Come on Kuu-chan~~" mom insisted.

I sighed.

I gave in and used my telepathy to find what kind of sweets does she want.

"Ara~! It's Kokomi-chan~!" Mom said.

She turned to us, "Huh? Saiki and his mom? How lucky~"

"Hi Saiki and Saiki's mom~ Are you grocery shopping?" Teruhashi asked.

"Yes! We're shopping for ingridients to make for White's day~!" My mom answered.

"Oh~~ What are you making?" Teruhashi asked. "Could it be? Saiki's going to give me chocolates? I knew he'll give in eventually."

Don't get ahead of yourself.

"Oh. We haven't decided yet." Mom answered.

I tugged at mom to stop her from talking, so that Teruhashi can't get anymore ideas

Teruhashi saw the action and thought of it the other way, "Awww, Saiki's being shy. How cute~"

Do you have any suggestions, Kokomi-chan? Mom continued.

"How cute of him, making his mom ask me for advice when he's actually giving them to me~ ehehe~" she thought. "Hmm.. Is Saiki giving it for a special girl?"

"Hai~" mom said.

She's not that special and I haven't agreed to giving her one.

"Of course, who else would it be?"

Not you.

"I'm the most perfect and special girl in the world- no in the universe!" She cheered.

"Macarons," I told my mom, "She likes macarons. Let's get going."

"Macaroons?" Mom asked, thinking of a coconut based pastry.

"It's macaron not macaroons, they're different." I told mom.

"Macaroons? Well I'm sure 'that' girl would appreciate anything Saiki would make her." She glowed brighter. "Saiki is such a tsundere. Pretending to not to care about me but is planning to give me a White's day gift."

I am not a tsundere nor planning to give you anything.

I pulled my mom towards the grocery store to prevent lengthening the conversation.

"Bye, Kokomi-chan~ See you around~!" My mom said.

"Hai~ Bye Saiki's mom! Bye Saiki!" she waved.

"Okay! What we need is condense milk, eggs, vanilla, and shredded coconut." Mom listed off, "And since we'll only be using the whites from the egg, we'll use the yolks to make coffee flans~!"

I disappeared for a few moments and reappeared with the ingredients on hand.

"Let's check out." I told my mom.

"That was fast~ let's go~"

We checked out and headed home to start the macaroons.

I know it's different from what she wanted, what's important is that I'm having coffee flan.

Plus, the macarons she likes are made specifically by Chef Bernard Lamoureux from Lamoureux Patisserie located in Cannes, France.

I could just teleport to France later tonight to buy some.

After dinner, I went to my room to get changed.

"I'm heading out." I told my parents.

"Eh~ Kuu-chan, where are you going?" My mom asked.

"France." I answered.

"W-wait!"

Huh?

Dad latched himself on me, "Mama! Go get the luggage, while I'll try to stop him."

"Hai!" Mom answered and dashed to their room.

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"We're coming wit-"

"No." I cut dad's sentence off.


"Oh~ it's morning here~" Mom stated.

How annoying.

"Japan's time is ahead by 8 hours." I explained.

"That's cool, it's like we traveled back in time." Dad commented.

"Mama, mama, take a picture of me! Time traveler Saiki Kuniharu~!" He posed.

"My~ handsome time traveler, are you from the future? Can you tell me how is it?" Mom flirted while taking the photos.

"The future is classified information, but all I can tell you is that now, tomorrow, and in the future, I will always cherish and love you." He held mom's hands and kissed it.

"Awww... Papa... I'll always love and cherish you too!" Mom went teary eyed.

"I'm leaving. I'll get back to you after an hour." I told them before walking away.

"Wait!" Dad stopped me.

What now?

"Where's the Eiffel tower?" Dad asked.

"About 700 km from here." I answered.

"What?" They looked shocked.

Too shocked.

"I thought this was France? We know you are a psychic, but that's no excuse to lie to us!" Dad went into dramatics.

"This is Cannes, France. Not Paris, France. You just assumed I'm going to Paris when I said France." I explained.

"Why did you bring us here?" Dad asked.

What a pain...

You're the one who insisted to come...

"Look papa! There are old castles in Cannes!" Mom said while browsing through her phone.

"Ohh! Let's go there!" Dad said. "Kusuoemon?"

And before they decided to make me their transportation again, I teleported out of there.

Now..

Where is that patisserie...

Now don't get any ideas, I heard that the Lemoreux Patisserie is famous for its confectionaries in France, and since I'm here, I might as well find out if it's true.


Chapter done.. I made myself cringe at a part there. Hehe~

I didn't expect it would take so long..

TuT

I hope you enjoy the chapter~