Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Edward. I do however own a dildo called The Vamp. It sparkles in the sun and you can put it in the freezer so you can really imagine it is Edward.

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BPOV

I can't really remember the weekend me and Jake broke up. It is all a tequila and valium induced haze. The rest of the week passed by as normal, well as normal as it can be when you live with Mike. I will never get used to waking up and seeing Mike in tiny little hot pants. The best part of that is though he wakes me up by sitting on top of me, bouncing, singing "Who likes short shorts? We like short shorts." I really do not need to see his schlong swinging in front of my face first thing in the morning. However at work it was business as usual I had to meet with Alice and Rose for lunch to tell them what happened. You see even though I thought Edward was a knob jockey (literally) I had kept in touch with all the rest of them, including his parents. They moved out here after they graduated. Even though when I asked if it was for me they said no I knew it was and I am happy they loved me enough to do that.

It was finally Friday and me and Mike were hitting a club. Not a gay club, I told him specifically not a gay club. There is no way Mike got to have the fun. As we were getting ready or actually I should say as Mike was getting me ready I couldn't help but wonder if I was ready to meet someone tonight. Even though I am not in love with Jake I still loved him and cared for him. I just decided to not decide beforehand and if I meet someone that calls out to my lady parts then fair enough if not porn and my vibrator. Mike dressed in a dress that was just bordering slutty. It was midnight blue, the bottom was ruffled and barely covered my ass, the neckline was low and showed quite a bit of cleavage and the back, well there was no back until just above my ass. So commando tonight, completely commando bra and panties. Mike had styled my hair in loose curls and then messed them a little so it looked like I had just had a good fuck. My eyes were smoky and seductive and my lips looked kissable. I was ready to go. Mike looked good in some tight dark wash jeans and a pink button up shirt. But of course any outfit isn't complete without the perfect accessories so Mike had on some pink sparkly bracelets. He might as well be wearing a sign that said "I like bumming boys." The first club we got to was not as busy as expected so we had no trouble getting to the bar. After two shots and a screaming orgasm we left for another club. Now that one was packed so you know it has to be good. "Let's go to the bar bitch. I feel like having me some sex on the beach" Mike shouted in my ear as we made our way to the bar. After downing our drinks we decided to dance. I was grinding on Mike as I looked around the club to see if anyone caught my eye. When all of a sudden I was looking up a tall, dirty blonde haired bad boy. Oh yes ladies and gentlemen we have a winner.

He leant down and whispered in my ear "hi gorgeous I'm James."

"Hi James. I'm Bella."

I spun around so my back was against his chest and started dancing again. I use the term dancing loosely it was more like having sex with clothes on while standing up. James and I danced for an hour before we decided to go to the bar. "I'll have a beer, Bella?"

"I'll have a slow comfortable screw."

"I know that gorgeous but I was talking about a drink" he said cheekily.

After the drinks we danced again. I looked around for Mike and spotted him pushing some hot guy against the wall and attacking his mouth with his tongue. Well I guess I had to find my own way home. Suddenly I gasped it felt like all the oxygen was being drained out of the room. I focussed on breathing. Then I felt static run all over my body but concentrate on my erogenous zones. I felt myself being pulled into a strangely familiar pair of arms. I turned around and fund myself looking into a pair of emerald green eyes.

"Edward" I whispered.

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Author's note: Edward's back! Dum, dum, dum. I will update on either Wednesday or Thursday so we will see how Bella will react then. If you have any questions, comments or suggestions let me know. Thanks for reading.