Kinky: Omg, sorry for late update. Dx Ive been on hiatus!!!

Sora: -Eating a taco and hasnt noticed me yet.-

Kinky: Hey Sora!

Sora- O.o.... -Looks up veeeeery slowly- No.. Not..Not yet.. I want to live a bit longer..

Kinky- :DDDD -Kicks Sora in the Testicular area-

Sora- Now I can't have babies!!!! D: You evil witch!!

Chapter 9 -Olympus Collisium, first visit.

Sora was walking like a pimp up to the collisium room. He felt like he could tackle the world. Frekin weirdo.
Anyway, he walked into a room. "I FEEL LIKE I COULD TACKLE THE WORLD."

"Good." Phil said. "Then move that giant block that's impossible for any other person to move. Except maybe.
Holk Hogan."

"Holk Hogan?? He's my favorite actress!!!" Sora gasped.

"Are you an idiot Sora..? An actress is a girl!! And Johnny Depp is waaaaaaaay better anyway." Donald sighed.

"Anyway.. I'm gonna move that block and no one's gonna stop me!!!" Sora vowed.

"Hi.." Two people said. One was a guy named Kimblee, who was from Full Metal Alchemist. The other was a guy named Deidara, from Naruto.

"Who are you?" Sora asked. "And why do you have mouths in your hands???" Sora pointed at the blond one, known as Deidara. "It's frekin weird!!"

"We're here for a reason, yeah. We're gonna blow that block up."

"Oh no you-"

But the block was already gone. So were Deidara and Kimblee. And so was Donald.

"Where the hell'd Donald go?" Sora whined, not wanting to have to look for him AND beat Cerberus.

"He esploded." Goofy sighed.

"How do you know he-"Sora turned around and screamed. "Is that an intestine on your face?"

"Yeah. Too bad were not in Halloween town. That'd be fun."

"Do you even remotely care that Donald just blew up and his intestine is dangling from your eye lid??"

"No.. Not particularly." The dog shrugged.

"Oh. Well then I don't feel so bad because I didn't really care either. Well, I would of but if he just dissapered I'd have to look for him and I'm waaaay too lazy to do that."

"Did you move the block yet?" The dwarf-goat-thing asked.

"Er.. Yeah. I air quote moved air quote it. Air quote."

"What's with all the air quotes?"

"It's cause I haven't taken my meds."

"Oh no your gonna die Hercules! I keep telling you to take them. I mean you're already gonna die, cause there's no cure for AIDS but you'd live longer if-.. Who the hell are you??"Phil asked.
"I'm-"

"I seriously don't care who the hell you are. This is 'The RectuM.' Heroes only. I'm hosting the games and so I have to get ready so GO THE HELL AWAY MIDGETS!"

Sora didn't ever get mad at being called a zero instead of a hero. But he WAS NOT SHORT.
OK, so maybe he did have Edward Elric syndrome. Badly.

"I AM NOT MIDGET OR PEA OR BEAN SPROUT OR ANT OR-" For a half an hour Sora came up with any name you could call a short person from 'small' to 'chode', all the while beating the crap out of Phil. When he was done he started crying and threatening to commit suicide for being 'you know the word'.

"Hey. You guys aren't heroes but could you move this other block. It's irking me." Phil said.

Sora tried and tried to move the block, but it wouldn't budge. "Dammit I broke my spine!"
Sora fell to the floor, having a seizure.

"EPIC FAIL!" Phil said and pushed another block with ease.

"I hate myself.." Sora moaned.

"Alright, since I don't want to be convicted for manslaughter because I made you kill yourself. I'll take you training." Phil's eye twitched.

"Yay!" Sora jumped up and down.

"F-ing faker..."

The went training and Sora broke a lot of barrels, for apparently no reason at all. Then they went back inside to where Goofy was washing blood and chunks of duck out of his hair.

"Hey, you know Duck's edible?"Goofy asked.

"Er.. Yeah why?"Sora's eye twitched.

"Well. I got kinda hungry. So I planned his death so I could eat him."

"Seriously??"

"I'm going to jail.. Aren't I?" Goofy cried.

"Hell yeah you are. First degree murder and you made the block blow up!! Death Sentence for sure."

"Crap.."

"So how'd I do on my training Phil?"

"It wasn't bad, but your still s-.. Not a hero." He had almost said the "short word"

"Why not?"

"Two words! Your not heroes and never will be."

"That's 7 words baka yaroo!"

-Later-

A certain would be trio but now duet were sitting outside the Oylumpus.. Sorry the RectuM.
Wishing on a daffodil fluff they found. Wishing they could go the games.

"Hey. You wanna go to the games?" A strange man with fire for hair, gray skin, and jagged teeth, that popped out of nowhere and could in no way whatsoever be a fairy asked them.

"Are you a fairy?" Sora asked.

"Uh.. Sora, I don't think he's a fairy.. Fairy's wear pink and are girls and-"

"He's a dark fairy! I read about them once.. They live off of Men's flesh and internal organs. They drink blood with their meals that consists of live fetus' and-"

"Sora!"

"What?"

"What in God's name are you reading??"

"Necromancy?"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Well duh! It's the art of folding napkins."

"......"

"Hey!"The man said. "I AM a fairy. Yes I'm a fairy, a beautiful dancing fairy."

"No. No you're not." Goofy sighed.

"I'll prove it. By bringing your friend back to life."

There was a flash and Donald appeared. But he was rotting and tried to put his whole mouth around Sora's head.

"He's an effing zombie!" Goofy exclaimed.

"Oh my God! I read about these in one of my books! I've always wanted to make one"Sora gasped.

Goofy whacked Donald over the head and soon he returned to normal. "Dude.. What happened?"

"You got blown up, eaten, came back as a zombie, and tried to eat me!" Sora laughed hysterically.

"He hasn't taken his meds today has he?" Donald raised his eyebrow. If he has them.

"No.. No he hasn't."

"Hey. So you guys wanna be in the game right?"

"Er. What's the game?" Sora asked.

"Oh my God I'm going to smack him..."Goofy sighed.

"It'ssomethingyouwannagoinandI'mnottrickingyouinanywaypossible." Hades said like someone who reads the side effects of medications on a commercial.

Sora gasped. "Are you selling Ada-van? That stuff makes me high!"

"Uh.. Yeah sure kid. Here's your ticket.. Er.. prescription. For Ada-van. Just take it to the goat."

"OK!" Sora ran. He gave the ticket to Phil.

"How the hell..?"

"A cannibalistic faerie! It was pretttttttttttty..."Sora drooled.

"Umm.. Nevermind! Welcome aboard I guess?"

"Where's my Ada-van?????????????????"

"Err.. See that guy with Blond spiky hair? He has it! If you beat him, you get it!"

"OHMYGOD YEY!"

Meanwhile, that same blond punk was talking to the Cannibalistic faerie!

"So.. I have to kill that kid..?" You said I only had to kill Hercules."

"You have to kill the kid to get to Hercules."

"No."

"What do you mean no?"

"I'm honestly kind of scared of that kid. He's foaming from the mouth.."

"True dat.. Hey I'll give you an extra fifty."

"You mean it..?"

"Yes. Chocolate chip."

"Why are you giving me Chocolate Chip for the kid? And you only gave me oatmeal raisin for Hercules."

"Because it's good. Oatmeal Raisin is the best!"

"You are a sick bastard..." He said as he walked away.

"Geez.. Stiffer than the stiffs back home. And in my pants. And in their pants... Maybe he's.."Hades trailed off as he began thinking about abnormal disgusting things.

Cloud stood on the arena across from a foaming mouthed Sora. "Oh God.. He better give me a Snickerdoodle too.."

Minutes later Cloud was having his foot chewed on by Sora, where he lay unconscious. His shoe began to dissolve, as if Sora's saliva was acid. Finally, Cloud's right big toe was exposed. It was lying there, delicately, as if to say it was an innocent being that wanted to loose it's innocence. And who better than to, but someone with a foot fetish.

As soon as he was biting down, a giant three headed, black dog appeared and in his mouth was Vicadin!(Loveless-You gotta be kidding me right? Kinky- Unfortunately I'm not.)

"Well it's not Ada-van, but it's mine!!!" Sora roared.

All of a sudden Tripple H, the Pro-wrestler showed up.

"..The hell? This fic is getting weirder by the second" Sora asked.

"I'm Hercules. I pro-wrestle in my spare time. Don't make fun of me because I am superior to you in every way possible. Now get out of here before I kill you and this dog."

Sora was dragged inside. But something wasn't right. His pre-insane brain couldn't think of it though. "Oh my God I forgot my vicadin! We gotta go back. NAO!"

so they went and found Hercules or Tripple H, backed up against a wall.

"Oh my God it's gonna eat me it's gonna eat me it's gonna eat-"He was panicking and chewing nervouly on his nail.

"Were here!" Sora gasped and the three-headed dog ran after him.

"Oh my God you maggot! You ruined my glory. Fool, you won't last 5 mins. against that dog."

"Kid, I got 150 words for you. Attack!"

"That's one word! And there are 150 pokemon in the beginning of Pokemon!"Sora flaunted, until he was hit by Cerberus.

The trio (Yes it's a trio now) fought against it's many heads and crap and then it started puking purply-black crap.

They were beginning to lose. And Sora noticed this. He attacked the head, and the dog accidentally swallowed the vicadin.

"THAT WAS MINE YOU BASTARD!!! NUUUUUUUUU" Sora cried.

Soon after, Cerberus got high. It got lazy and fell asleep. In 3 mins, they had beaten it.

"Take that damn you Tripple H you cocky bastard!" Sora leaped in the air, only to be knocked unconscious by Cerberus' tail, which was moving in it's sleep.

Sora, still manical and now conscious, started drinking the purplish black puke. He screamed as it came pouring out of a newly formed hole in his stomach.

Later, after Sora had finally taken his meds, Phil pronounced them Jr. heroes.

"What do you mean Jr heroes??"Donald screeched

"If you can beat The Undertaker.. Than I'll call you a hero!" Hercules smirked.

"I have beat him!" Sora said. "...On my video game. It's called Smack Down Vs RAW 2009."

"I give up on humanity.." Phil sighed. "Anyway come back for The Games!"

"What games?" Sora asked.

"Er.. Umm, come back for a visit?" Phil asked.

"OK."

"Of course I'M the one that beat up Cerberus. I let him finish him off." Hercules smirked,
flipping his hair.

"That's not what Sora said. He said that you were cornered, stuttering, and most likely wet yourself." Phil said.

"Why that little! I was not stuttering!"

"So you were cornered and you wet yourself?"

"..Maybe.."

"How are you a hero again?"

Sora was leaving RectuM, when he saw the Blond man he fought. He walked over to him.

"Why'd you help that Cannibal faerie? He wasn't very nice."

"I.. Did it for cookies.. I'm a cookie addict I hate to admit. But Hades promised me altogether 150 cookies."

"What's up with the number 150??" Sora asked.

"Dunno." Goofy said. "But I wanted it to be 69."

o.O

"I tried to exploit the darkness, because everyone says they have cookies. But I didn't see a single effing darned cookie."

"I'm searching too." Sora said.

"For 'it'"?

"Yes.. The legendary golden cookie." Sora said.

"I'm sure you'll find it someday." Cloud smirked and placed his hand on Sora's shoulder before walking away.

"You bitch! You touched my shoulder!" Sora yelled. "I wanna re-match!"

"I think I'll pass" Cloud said as he did the famous, girly hair flip of doom.

Meanwhile Hades was talking to himself about Hercules. "He's strong.. And handsome."

"No he's not." Maleficant, who came out of nowhere told him.

"Go away D:"Hades whined, in which she left.

"I thought he was falling to the darkness and came to warn him, but I guess I was worried for nothing." She thought, after hearing his whine.

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Kinky- Yeah, I had writers block on this chapter, but it's finally done!

Sora- Can we go home now?

Kinky- Sure. But you'll be back mind you. There's still 25 more chapters. -Evil face-

Sora- NuuuUuu!