How many times do I have ta tell you?!?! I don't own Naruto or Maury!!!!
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Shino, Kiba, and Akamaru running
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Shino & Kiba: Yeah! Shino's Bug Bars!
Akamaru: Ruff!
-end of commercial-
'We are back to the Maury show, where 18 year old Tenten is trying to find the father of her 2 month old daughter Suki,' Maury said. 'Before the break we found out that Neji was not the father. We have one more guy to test, Rock Lee. If he's not the father then Tenten would probably have to come back on the show.'
The camera turned to the screen where Lee was on.
'I hope that the youth Suki is mine. Tenten and I have been getting very close over the years and it was just a matter of time before we brought a child into the world to together.'
'I doubt it,' Tenten mumbled.
Rock Lee came from back stage.
The audience clapped and Neji booed. Lee took a seat in between Tenten and Neji, with Maury at the end.
'So, Lee,' Maury began. 'How sure are you that Suki is your child?
'As sure as Tenten is the youthful blossom that I love,' Lee said.
'You like Sakura,' Neji said, defensively.
'I like Tenten now,' Lee replied.
'And why would you care Neji?' Tenten asked. 'You didn't even want to be the baby's dad.'
'That doesn't mean I don't like you,' Neji reassured. 'I'm just not ready to be a father. But I hope you find Suki's and she has a great dad, better than I would ever be.'
'Awwwwwwwwwwww!'
'That was sweet, Neji,' Tenten said. She was looking down at her feet and was red.
'We took a sample of Rock Lee's DNA and compared it to baby Suki's,'Maury said.
The host took out another big yellow envelope and began to open it.
'In the case of two month old Suki, Lee you are...'
God this is getting suspenseful! I'm sorry for not updating as fast as I should be but I'm lazy as hell.
