A/N: This scene would play after Regal points out the traps and Napaloosa Bacura in the Toize Valley Mine. Raine is normal, Sheena is italic, Lloyd is bold, and Zelos is bold and italic.
Monster Troubles
"So that's a Bacura... I've heard about them before."
"It's made of solid mana? That's pretty amazing."
"Yes, just imagine how much energy we could harness from a block of mana that size. It's fascinating!"
"Well, if my cool beauty Raine wants it, I shall retrieve it! C'mon Sheena, let's grab it."
"Don't be stupid, Zelos! Get away from that thing!"
"Oh cool down, Sheena. It's just a floating block, what can it do-? Aaaaah! Ow! Man, that thing's vicious! Why didn't you warn me?"
"We did!"
"As if getting slapped by girls wasn't bad enough I have to get it from monsters now too?"
"You idiot! (smack) What'd you think would happen when you grabbed a monster? You could have gotten seriously hurt!"
"Hey!"
"Hahaha! Zelos has girl troubles and monster troubles!"
"Hilarious, Lloyd..."
"And I'm still without my sample..."
A/N: I hate Bacuras (Bacurai?) just a little less than Fakes because they always run just as I'm about to finally kill them. They're much more entertaining though, and they don't spit plates at you...
As for the scoop on Colette's apologizing: According to Hiyuu she does it approximately 40 times. (Yeah, I know you can go to the reviews page and see it, but hey, I promised) Thanks Hiyuu, I award ye this plate of cookies for your effort!
