Disclaimer: Don't own
Claimer: I own the story, the plot, the humor, Fright Light Heights and all of the rides due to my imagination and sick fascination of seeing characters tortured in humiliating/funny ways.

Sorry if I don't keep some people in character, I forgot how they acted like.

"Hoi hoi!" – Talking
'fsshuu' – Thinking
(AN:) – Moi talking
!OoOoO! – Scene Change

TENIPURI CATCH – Short scene with chibi regulars


Spider Web
ENTER: HYOTEI!

Fuji looked at the park's map and pointed at one ride.

"Let's go here," he said as everyone crowded around him once again to look.

" 'Spider web' ?" Taka asked.

"Sure, why not?" replied Fuji, opening his eyes.

Everyone but impassive Tezuka, cringed, even though it was 11:50 in the morning with the sun on them; Fuji's opened gaze froze them to the bone.

"Okay, we'll go." Tezuka said, "Haii!" came his reply.

They were about to head out when—

"Oh look, it's Seigaku, gracing Ore-sama's presence!" drawled out an achingly—annoying—voice.

Tezuka froze, '…Could this day be any more irritating?!' he shouted in his head as he turned around.

Hyotei…and a smirking…

'Yes it can…damn.' Tezuka thought as he saw Atobe.

"…Atobe…" Tezuka said.

"Tezuka." Atobe replied.

Both the Seigaku and Hyotei regulars looked back and forth at their captains and the other, think that there would be a tennis challenge waiting to come into play, but it didn't. Instead was a silent glaring war.

The rest of Hyotei and Seigaku, excluding the captains went conversing with each other.

Or in Eiji's and Gakuto's case, a screaming match.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" Eiji shouted.

"ME?! WHAT ABOUT YOU CARROT-TOP!?" Gakuto shot back.

"CARROT-TOP?! WHY I OUTTA—!" Eiji snarled.

"OUTTA WHAT? YOU CAN'T EVEN COME UP WITH AN INSULT!" Gakuto screeched.

"YOU FUCKEN BASTARD!" Eiji roared.

Passerby began to stop and stare, some were laughing or giggling silently. Parents covered their children's ears as they moved quickly along.

TENIPURI CATCH: Chibi Momo, Chibi Oishi, Chibi Taka and Chibi Kaido (surprisingly) all tried to calm down Chibi Eiji while Chibi Fuji and Chibi Ryoma were smirking in amusement.

"Eiji, calm down; people are looking!" Chibi Oishi said, flustered.

"So?" Chibi Eiji said, struggling against his team-mates

"Eiji, quit acting like a kid!" Chibi Momo scolded. (WHA?)

"I AM A KID!" Chibi Eiji shouted, still struggling.

"…He has a point there…" Chibi Ryoma said to Chibi Fuji, making the sadist laugh.

"Eiji-sempai, calm down already! Fsshuu!" Chibi Kaido hissed.

"I AM CALM!!" Chibi Eiji screeched, still struggling.

"Hey Eiji, if you calm down, I'll give you anago sushi later on!" Chibi Taka bribed.

Chibi Eiji froze, but didn't calm down, he snapped his head over to Chibi Taka and asked excitedly, "REALLY?!"

Chibi Taka blinked, but sensed an opening, "Really."

Chibi Eiji cheered, "YAY!! I'ma get a ANA-GO!!!" he whooped. –

The Seigaku regulars blinked.

"Well, at least we know what calms him down…" Momo said.

Over at the Hyotei side; Shishido, Ohtori , Hiyoshi and Oshitari tried to calm down Gakuto…in their own ways…

TENIPURI CATCH: "Gakuto...calm your ass down." Chibi Shishido muttered.

"NO!" Chibi Gakuto yelled.

"Gakuto! Down boy!" Chibi Hiyoshi said loudly.

"I'M NOT A DOG, HIYOSHI!!!" Chibi Gakuto shrieked.

"Well, you're acting like a child." Chibi Yuushi said, irritated.

"So what?!"

"…sigh…" Chibi Ohtori sighed.

"Grr…"

Chibi Kabaji went over and placed a hand on Chibi Gakuto's head, "Candy?" he asked as he pulled out a bag of M&Ms from his pocket.

Chibi Gakuto immediately calmed down, "CANDY! YAY!!" and started to eat them.

"…We should have known…" Chibi Ohtori muttered.—

Jirou, who was sleeping on a bench, woke up; "Did I miss anything?" he asked.

Everyone except the still glaring captains, sweatdropped and anime fell.

"Good Lord, he sleeps through ANYTHING!" Momo exclaimed.

"I know…it's hard working with him." Shishido said

"…I wonder if he's part cat…like Eiji over there." Fuji wondered.

"HEY! I RESENT THAT, NYA!" Eiji pouted.

Jirou shrugged and went back to sleep.

After three more minutes of two-way glaring war; Fuji decided to break it up.

"Okay, Tezuka, Atobe; shouldn't we be going right now?" Fuji asked loudly, the crowd had dispersed a long time ago.

Tezuka was the first to withdraw, "Right. Let's go."

"Hey, what ride are you going to?" Ohtori asked as the Seigaku regulars were about to walk away.

"'Spider Web', fshuu, why?" Kaido asked.

Atobe's smirk came back, bigger than ever, "Oh what a coincidence! We are going there too!"

Tezuka resisted the urge to bang his head against a wall as he thought, 'Good Lord, what did I do to deserve this…'

At the same time, Ryoma groaned, "What? Monkey king is coming?"

Atobe frowned, "You should be glad Ore-sama is coming, Ore-sama will gather the attention of many!"

Ryoma snorted, "By what? Screaming your head off like a girl?" Then he stopped and thought for a while, "Oh wait, you already scream like a girl so there's really no difference."

Momo and Eiji snickered and Kaido resisted a barking laugh.

Tezuka for a moment thanked the stars above for the Echizen gene, 'It's a powerful force not to be aggravated.' He thought.

The other Hyotei members wisely stayed silent lest they provoke their captain's shrill orders.

Atobe narrowed his eyes, "Shut up." And he walked away, leading the Hyotei team to Spider Web.

"Nice one, Ochibi!" Eiji snickered

"Yeah, nice going!" Momo added.

"That was almost funnier than you shaving his head bald, fsshuu!" Kaido hissed with a smirk.

"It was close though, 95 of this event almost beat the 100 mark of that one." Inui remarked, an eerie smile on his face.

Fuji chuckled, "That IS close, anyway, let's go," he then led his team-mates after Hyotei, who were already in line.

"Hope the line isn't long!" Oishi said.

!OoOoO!

"Wow, that was fast!" Eiji exclaimed.

"Tch, of course it was, idiot," Gakuto scoffed, "There was a short line!"

Eiji fumed, "Damn you, you little m—!"

"OKAY!" Oishi and Ohtori shouted, clapping their hands together to break up the oncoming fist-screaming-match, "Who's sitting with whom?" Oishi and Ohtori asked simultaneously.

The ride was dark, and the coasters fit two people each. The coasters were shaped like spiders and the ceiling above had a single chandelier that was dimly lit with candles, revealing some spider webs that had spiders on them, if they were real spiders or not, was to be determined on the ride, much to the unsuspecting riders.

Eiji ran over to Oishi, "I'm with you!"

Gakuto ran over to Ohtori, "I'm with you!"

Eiji and Gakuto glared at each other and glared while the other boys sighed.

Shishido shook his head and whispered to Oshitari, "Those two would kill each other if they were stuck in a room for 5 seconds."

Oshitari snorted, "True."

Afterwards, the teaming was:

Momo and Ryoma; Kaido and Inui; Tezuka and Fuji; Oishi and Eiji. Taka sat in a spider that only fit a single person.

Kabaji and Jirou; Shishido and Oshitari; Gakuto and Ohtori; Atobe got a seat to himself because he was the leader of Hyotei and should get "privileges" because of that rank.

Tezuka and his team merely rolled their eyes; though Ryoma fought the urge to bop Atobe on the head.

As they all sat down and the bars slammed shut, the conductor turned on the speakers and a voice blasted out, "Please keep your hands and feet in the vehicle at all times…and uh, please don't sue after the end of the ride. Thank you!"

Everyone blinked, "Okaayy…." They all said in confusion.

The conductor then pressed the green button and the ride started.

The black spider coasters shot across the tracks immediately, catching people off guard as they screamed out into the spider-webbed heavens.

The spiders were wriggling about and moving their legs as if they were crawling across the tracks. Each spider was a different species and many people who feared spiders cringed or whimpered in fright.

Ryoma and Fuji had to hold in their laughter when Atobe shrieked, "MOTHER OF PEARL!" as the spiders crawled/shot up.

Tezuka held back a laugh as he heard Atobe scream.

The spiders were shooting up the tracks so fast, the regulars of Hyotei were frightened that they might fall out of their seats, as for the Seigaku regulars, they went through more than Hyotei but they still thought their faces would fall off because of the strong force of air slapping them.

Atobe was livid.

"Ayyeeeeyaaammoooingtooosuuueeifffmayyyeeefaacefallllssoffff!" he shouted, his proclamation garbled as the screaming wind and screams of the others sound out. (t/r: I am going to sue if my face falls off)

"AT LEAST IT WON'T GET ANY UGLIER IF YOU DO!" Ryoma shouted back, earning many laughs from his team as they heard him. Hyotei frowned.

"DAMN YOU, CAT-BOY!" Atobe shouted back.

'Ooh, I'm hurt…' Ryoma thought sarcastically since he couldn't shout, his heart had just jumped to his throat.

"OHMYGOD!!!!" Shishido yelled.

"NOBODY SAID THAT THIS RIDE WAS TERRIFYING!!!" screamed Ohtori.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Gakuto shrieked.

"I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!" Jirou screeched loudly.

"NO DON'T!" Eiji and Momo shouted.

Too late.

The ride stopped as soon as it came to steeping down the outrageously high hill. The regulars were freaked out as they stared at the dark abyss that wanted to swallow them up.

"Oh my god…oh my god…oh my god…" Oshitari mumbled, trying to calm his rapidly beating heart.

"…I have seen death and it isn't pleasant." Hiyoshi muttered with his eyes wide.

"GUYS, HOLD ON TO THE RAILIIIIIIINNNGG!!!" Oishi's voice echoed as the spiders shot down the tracks.

In the darkness, Atobe felt something on his skin, "AHHH!! WHATTHEHELL!!?!?!" he screamed as the creepy feeling on his skin multiplied as the ride shot down further. He felt many things that felt like needles poke into his skin and he shrieked.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?" He shouted.

"SHUT YOUR SHRIEKING, MONKEY-KING!" Ryoma shouted at him.

"YEAAAAAAAHHH!! BURRRNING!!!! FASTER!!!! THIS RIDE NO SCARE ME!!!!" Taka shouted, his eyes ablaze, "YEAH! I'M NOT AFRAID OF NO DARKNESS!! COME ON! BRING IT! GREAAAT-OOOO!"

"KAWAMURA! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!" the Hyotei members screamed, except Atobe, who was busy trying to get ride of the creepy feeling.

TENIPURI CATCH: Chibi Fuji was cackling as he whooped with glee. Chibi Tezuka gripped onto the handlebars tightly, wanting to get off. Chibis Momo, Eiji, Ryoma and Kaido were turning green from the sickening sensation and Chibi Inui was writing down Hyotei's reaction to the ride.

'This is excellent blackmail—I mean data!' Chibi Inui thought.

"WHOO-HOO!!!" Chibi Taka shouted.

Then the spiders shot up and swerved to the right and into the dim light.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Atobe screamed girlishly as he saw his skin, everyone turned to look at the Hyotei captain, appearing to laugh or jeer at him when they froze. Atobe had a right to scream like a girl, hell, anyone who was in his state right now would have screamed.

"GET THEM OFF MEE!!!!" Atobe screamed as he waved his arms about, kicking his legs and literally jumping in his seat.

Spiders were on Atobe. Brown spiders with long legs, tiny black ones with short legs, big black and brown ones with slender legs and last but DEFINITELY not least, there was a huge spider on his chest.

"HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP!!!" Everyone shouted in shock.

"GETEMOFFGETEMOFFGETEMOFF!!!!" Atobe screamed in a panic, he whacked his arms on the side of the spider-coaster and the spiders flew off, shooting strings of web that latched onto the back of the coasters, the big one jumped off when Atobe went to slap it off; it crawled to the front of the ride, the Seigaku regulars inched away, terrified of it.

As for the ones on Atobe's legs, the scurried away and launched webs and disappeared into the darkness below.

"OHMYFUCKENGOD!!!!" Atobe screamed as soon as the spiders left. He stared at his skin, his beautiful porcelain skin…

The Hyotei members stared at their captain, staying silent with wide eyes as they watched their captain's reaction.

TENIPURI CATCH: Chibi Atobe's eyes watered, "My…my skin…"

Chibi Kabaji grabbed Chibi Jirou and ducked down as far as he could in the spider.

Chibi Shishido and Chibi Oshitari shivered and backed away as far as they could in their seats.

Chibi Gakuto and Chibi Ohtori shut their eyes and prayed, 'Get his skin back to normal! Get his skin back to normal!!'

Chibi Atobe screamed, "MY SKIN!!! I WILL SUE THE MANAGER OF THIS RIDE FOR THE POOR FATE OF MY SKIN!"

Chibi Momo whispered to Chibi Ryoma, "What's up with him? It's just – AHHHHHHHH!!!"

The sentence was cut off as the ride shot forward and up into the air. –

"OH MY GODDESSES SOMEONE HELP US!!!"

The coaster spiders then swerved to the left and got into the line up.

The remaining spiders shot off and crawled away as the light hit them, they vanished into the darkness below. The regulars all heard them crawling away on the metal tracks.

As the ride stopped, Atobe and the others stared at the "special one's" skin. It was covered with red and pink bumps, courtesy of the spiders.

"Oh goodness…" Two of the helpers murmured while the other people stared.

"SOMEBODY BRING THE MEDICINE CREAM!" Two other helpers shouted, another helper ran out, holding out two tubes of medicine cream and gave it to a shell-shocked Atobe.

"Um, put that onto the spider bites, they'll go away in a few hours." She said.

This snapped Atobe out of his daze, "THEY BETTER GO AWAY OR ORE-SAMA WILL SUE THIS ENTIRE PARK!" Atobe screeched.

The helpers flinched a little as they muttered, "No humor."

"Nope."

"None."

"The medicine works though."

"He won't sue."

"We're safe."

"I'm glad I'm leaving for my other shift at Ravine later."

The other people who saw Atobe's skin, namely the other riders, were scared and wanted to run away, but the ride had started already. They whimpered as they saw pitiful looks from the regulars. Though, Fuji's was sadistic.

Kabaji didn't say anything during the ride and had no emotion, though, when has he ever?

Ryoma and Fuji took in Atobe and his skin; they resisted the urge to laugh. Tezuka fought the urge to collapse in laughter and Momo, Kaido, Oishi, Eiji and Taka were turning blue from lack of oxygen as they held in their laughter. Inui was manically writing down data of Atobe's reaction and his glasses reflected off the sun.

"I'm so itchy!!!" Atobe whined, reaching to scratch the bumps.

"WAIT! DON'T!" Another female helper cried, "If you scratch them, there will be scars! They won't go away until a month passes!"

"WHAT?!?!?!" Atobe shrieked.

Hyotei tried to calm their irate captain, but also tried to fight their laughter too.

The first helper, the one who brought the tubes, blinked, "Well, it could have been worse…" she said.

"HOW?!" Atobe shrieked.

"It could have been your face…"

TENIPURI CATCH: Chibi Atobe had it and collapsed in tears.

Chibi Seigaku regulars lost it and doubled over in laughter along with Hyotei.

Chibi Helper blinked, "What did I say?"

The Chibi Seigaku and Chibi Hyotei regulars just laughed and laughed as they struggled to get out the exit, with a crying Chibi Atobe in the middle.

'Such a wonderful day.' Tezuka thought in satisfaction and mirth.


Muahah, I'm so evil.

So there's the fate of his skin. Seriously the bug bits I get go away after a month passes, or maybe two? This Chapter is dedicated to my sister, who has arachnophobia (fear of spiders) and to anyone who is freaked by the crawling (shivers).

Anyone know why Kabaji never really talks or shows emotion? It's like he's a robot…O.o

Hope this was funny and satisfied ya! ;)