authorsnot: Any1 who flames haz FALSE CONSCIOUSNESS! Fucking wake up and recogniz the instruments of YOUR OWN EXPOLTATION!

"Mr. Potter, return to your seat!" said Professor McGonagall racistly. "As far as I'm concerned, this 'communism' business is nothing but an excuse to hellraise and disrupt the established order."

"That's exactly what it fucking is, you racist piece of bourgeois scum!" I yelled back at her.

"Mr. Potter, I am not a racist and I don't know what 'bourgeois' means," said McGonagall, revealing her deep-seated hatred of black people.

"And yet you took the time to deny it," I said in disgust, before turning to my fellow worker man's students of the fucking proletariat. "Comrade students, will we allow these fucking racist teachers to continue to brainwash us into HATING THE DEATH EATERS FOR NO REASON so we can all grow up to join the Aurors and get our privates blown off for FUCKING RUFUS SCRIMGEOUR?! Or will we break the cycle and FIGHT FOR FUCKING PEACE?!"

There was silence for a moment. Then, Dumbledore began to clap fakely.

"Bravo, Harry!" he said oppressively. "I enjoyed your speech very much, but it sent the wrong message about the War on Voldemort. Why don't you reword certain parts of it so that it sounds more business-friendly?"

"NOT FUCKING LIKELY!" I retorted.

"I think you should just send this little rebel back to his seat," said Professor Pepsi corporately. "He's getting everyone excited."

"THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT!" I yelled in his stupid elitist face.

"I agree," said McGonagall. "Potter, return to your seat."

"Make me, you fucking racist!" I replied, laughing IN HER FUCKING FACE.

"Harry, I am the Headmaster and I order you to return to your seat," said Dumbledore calmly.

"Comrades," I declared as I turned back to the students, "the FUCKING WAR CRIMINAL DUMBLEDORE has no power without the consent of us, the people! The real power is in our hands, comrades! We can make Dumbledore impotent by taking away his FUCKING POWER!"

And then I waited — waited for the proletariat to rise at fucking last!