A Very Strange Weekend
A.N: Hey all sorry I'm so very slow! Enjoy!
The books are Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare and The Darkest Powers by Kelley Armstrong.
Pranks Part Three
Derek's POV
"Chloe?" I called stopping her at the door, "I'm sorry I just over-reacted." I told her as my stomach growled.
"Nuh uh, oh no you don't get to use that one on me. Or that!" She snapped as I frowned, "no puppy dog eyes Derek, they will not work on me."
"Stay," I begged grabbing her hand and she looked away from me.
"Only if you grovel on your knees and promise to do whatever I say for the remaining few days." She replied and I kissed her hand moving to my knees. I knew I was completely whipped by Chloe. Completely and utterly hers, what confused me was how she could even think otherwise.
"Chloe Saunders, I swear upon the sun, sky, stars and moon that I love you with all my heart. I will do whatever you want and whatever you say so please please stay." She looked at me and grinned.
"Alright." She replied patting my head, "good boy."
"Oh this will be perfect for blackmail Chloe thank you!" Tori squealed and I wheeled around to see her holding a camera.
"Blackmail!" I growled and Chloe shrugged.
"Sorry love, pay back's a bitch." Chloe teased pulling the zipper to reveal the quilt stuffed in her bag.
"You are devious." I growled pulling her into my arms.
"Now hold up, there don't move." Jace called and I glanced to see him walk into the kitchen, "okay continue where you left off."
"You know Jace I've seen you and Clary make out more times then I have bones in my body!" Isabel yelled, "so don't you go avoiding other people."
"Just because you have to witness it does not mean I have to." He shot back and Chloe giggled.
"Same old Jace," Clary said moving over towards us, "if only he knew that I won't be kissing him for the rest of the weekend."
"What!" I heard a yell from the kitchen and the pound of feet. I leaned in and took Chloe's lips just as I heard Clary and Jace begin to argue.
"You're the devious one." Chloe whispered when I pulled away and I shrugged.
"God I'm so tired of pranks." Isabel groaned staring at the sandals on her feet.
"WHO THE BLOODY HELL DID THIS TO MY BIKE!" I heard Maia yell and moved Chloe out of the way as she stormed inside the door handle crashing threw the wall as she did.
"Now now Wolfie it's just some good-"
"MAGNUS BANE IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO DID THAT TO MY BIKE I WILL BLAME YOU!" She growled and Magnus grinned at her.
"Who else does sparkles as well as I dear." He replied and I looked out the window to see her bike painted pink and purple jems, jewels and sparkles covering the entire thing. "I just had to make sure it matched the outfit Simon made for you."
"I'll kill you! Both of you!" She growled and Magnus shrugged.
"I'd like to see you try." Simon replied drinking a cup that I was sure was blood.
"Does it taste bad?" My brother asked and Simon shook his head.
"Not at all, a bit tart sometimes."
"Gross bloodsucker keep that to your own ears." Jace demanded covering Clary's ears.
"Clary already asked me that, she was even willing to try it."
"What!" Jace yelled looking at Clary who shrugged.
"It's what best friends do."
"Well then I suppose you and the bloodsucker shouldn't be best mates."
"Jace." Chloe said shaking her head at him, "I wouldn't go there."
"Would you rather strip or hula dance?" Isabel asked Tori who paused for a moment in all the chaos.
"Well seeing as there is a crowd I'd rather do the hula." I rolled my eyes and Isabel grinned.
"Well go ahead then."
"Wait what?"
"It's kinda like truth or dare but you have to do whatever you choose."
"Oh my god that is brilliant!" Tori shouted and everyone looked at her, "Chloe you have to join this!" She demanded dragging my girlfriend away from me.
"Do what?" She asked, "and can Derek join?"
"Why don't we all play?" Simon suggested taking a seat next to Tori.
"Sure." My brother replied sitting next to Izzy.
"Uh, no!" Clary shouted as Jace picked her up by the waist.
"Were in." He replied and Clary glared down at him as Chloe giggled.
"He's the dominant one in there relationship." She whispered and I smiled.
"And who is in ours?" I asked and she looked up at me.
"I'm sure you've figured that out by now." She replied, "Sit down so I can." I sat and then she smirked at me. Damn, stupid wolf mate thing listening to her all the time. Well that and I promised to listen to her unreasonable demands.
"Okay, Tori you go." Isabel said and Tori looked around for her first victim.
"Clary, would you rather make out with Derek or draw Simon nude in the shower?" Clary turned bright red and Jace glared at her.
"Uh…what if I want neither?"
"You could take off an item of clothes, however you can only do it once." Isabel told her and Clary looked at Simon then to me, then to Jace.
"Oh god." She whispered, "uh I guess I'll go with Derek, sorry Simon it'd be way to awkward." Simon who was blushing just nodded.
"Yeah, I prefer my showers alone." He replied and I looked over at Clary.
"What if I don't want to do this?" I asked and Isabel glared at me.
"Grow up WolfBoy." She replied and I watched as Clary came up and kissed me before running back to an angry Jace.
"I suppose that will do." Tori sighed and I glared at her.
"Um, Isabel would you rather wear a pair of heels or lick a toilet seat." Clary asked with a wink as Isabel cheered.
"Clary I love you!" She yelled, "Now someone give me my shoes back!" I watched as Maia sighed moving to get the shoes.
"Okay well that happens, Jace would you rather not touch Clary for the next two hours or would you rather….sit in Derek's lap for the next ten minutes."
"Sit on me and I'll kill you." I growled at him as he looked at me.
"I officially hate this game." Jace swore and I nodded.
"I help you and you screw me over." Clary whispered to Isabel who shrugged.
"Well seeing as Chloe won't let you kill me sorry Derek." He said moving sit on my leg.
"Derek, would you rather I remove myself from your lap or slap Chloe." Jace asked and I grinned at him.
"Get off." I replied and he moved back to sit with Clary.
"That was stupid." Isabel replied and we both shrugged.
"We're guys." He replied, Maia returned with the heels handing them to a very happy Isabel.
"Hmm," I thought looking around the circle. It consisted of Jace, Clary, Simons, Tori, Isabel, Chloe and I. Maia left after bringing the shoes back as her boyfriend returned. Alec said he was too mature for that and Magnus stuck with him. "Bro would you rather lick Simons foot or snuggle up to Jace."
"What!" Jace yelled looking at me and I shrugged,
"We're guys right." I replied as he glared at me.
"And I thought we were brothers." Simon shot at me and I shrugged, "fine take off your shoe Simon." I cracked up right then.
"I'm not that bad Simon!" Jace took it offensively, "I'd rather have you Bae then the bloodsucker."
"Uh…gonna pretend you didn't say that." Clary spoke up as Isabel laughed. We all watched in horror as Simon licked the other Simons foot before using a spell to clean his tongue.
"Chloe," He said still watching me and I swore giving him my best glare, "would you rather have a three some with Jace and Clary-"
"I'm in." Jace spoke up and I smacked him across the head, "damn Derek that hurt."
"or strip tease-" the other Simon covered my brothers mouth.
"Or have sex with Isabel in the closet." He finished and my brother glared at him.
"What was that for! I wasn't going to make that one worse!"
"Well there is no way I would do that with Chloe." Isabel said, "no matter how adorable you are hunny." I looked at my red face girlfriends as she reached down and pulled her pants off pulling her shirt down to cover her the best it could.
"Damn." Clary muttered winking teasingly at Chloe who laughed lightly.
"If you ever say anything remotely like that again Simons, I won't let Derek kill you I'll do it myself and trust me when I say. It'll hurt." They both went pale at Chloe's threat, "Simon would you rather sucks Clary's blood-"
"Against the law!" Jace threw in.
"or kill her and Jace's dog."
"Touch Skipper and I'll never talk to you again." Clary threatened and Simon looked down at his feet.
"Uh, Clary?" He looked up at her and Jace glared at him.
"You know if you bite her I can legally stake you right here and now."
"But you wouldn't" Clary shot back, "because then I wouldn't be your girlfriend." We all watched as Clary held her wrist out to Simon who seemed very awkward to be biting her in our presence.
"Well this is certainly interesting." I commented as Simon released her wrist a moment later, "the two of you have done this before."
"Clary?" Jace growled and Clary nodded, "this is illegal! You could kill her do you realize that blood sucker, you could turn her into one of your kind and then she could die!"
"It's fine Jace."
"No, no Clary it's not." He yelled at her and she glared at him.
"It's not up to you what I choose to do with my body Jace!" She yelled at him, "I'm tired of this game so Chloe and I are going to bed."
"Wait, why do I have to go too?" Chloe asked but stood up as Clary looked at her, "alright I'm coming."
"Game over I guess." Tori said as she and Isabel headed to the kitchen.
Chloe's POV
Clary sighed as we reached our room. I leaned on the wall beside the door as she pulled open and then I screamed. Thousands of Ping-Pong balls began to bounce of the door crashing into us, around us over us. It was like a flood and Clary was more then pissed off already.
"JACE WAYLAND-HERONDALE-LIGHTWOOD!" She yelled using all of his last names and I cringed. This was not good. It was then that I noticed him.
A blonde boy standing amongst the Ping-Pong balls left in the room. He looked at me with bright green eyes, he had a fair face much like an angel.
"Clarissa." He whispered and I looked at Clary who was still cursing Jace even though I was sure he'd left the building. Nothing, nothing matched the wrath of a woman scorned but Clary anger was so much worse.
"Oh," I exclaimed as the Ping-Pongs revealed to me that he wasn't standing in the room but floating just barely. "you're dead. I'm sorry."
"Excuse me?" He said looking at me, "you can see me?"
"Of course I can." I replied, "Who are you?" I asked and Clary looked at me.
"Ghost?" She asked and I nodded.
"Cute one." I replied.
"Jonathon Christopher Morgenstern." The boy replied and I froze looking back at the boy.
"Oh my god!" I screamed and he rushed over to me.
"Please, please be quiet listen to me." He yelled at me and then I felt ice where his fingers wrapped around my wrist.
"Y-y-you," I stuttered struggling to catch my breath.
"Chloe?" I heard Derek call and then swear as Ping-Pongs bounced around, "deep breath love!" He yelled up the stairs and I followed his advice.
"You can touch me?" I whispered and he looked at me.
"Please, help me." He begged before fading out of sight. I felt a cold shudder go threw my body and then I felt the hard wood of the floor and the saw the ceiling in front of my eyes.
A.N: Hope you enjoyed that bit of fun.
~Raksha~.~Souza~
