2am

Woken up to the sound of my beloved Vati screaming his head off. Do they not understand the concept of let sleeping Georgia's lie? I suppose I will have to go downstairs and shut him up.

2 minutes later

"OH MY GOD! IT'S A MIRACLE! YOUR CHRONIC BALDNESS HAS HEALED!"

"Don't play the fool Georgia, we all know it was you."

"Fatty, how could you think such a thing?"

"Fatty, ey? You too bloody cheeky! You not too old for a smack!"

Not this again. I am vair vair and THRICE vair tired. I might pay a trip to Boboland and visit my good friend the magical whatsit. He is a g- SHUT UP BRAIN! Why should I? OH MY GOD! I'VE GONE MAD! I AM ARGUING WITH MY BLOODY BRAIN! I MUST SLEEP NOW!!

"I meant to say Vati!"

"Why do you call me that anyway?"

"Daddy is naff."

"Bloody teenagers. But we are not here to discuss what you call me."

Mutti, Bibs, Eddy and Vati were all sitting around the (smashed) coffee table.

"What are we here to discuss?"

"You and Dave covering Ed in fur."

"How do you know it was us?"

"You two are the only people I know that own fake fur."

"Not true! Ro-"

"Georgia, shut up."

Well that's some verbal abuse right there. I should call child line. Or UNPAL. Because Vati is NOT my pal. At all.

"Good. Actually we are here to discuss you and Dave."

Not this again.

"Clearly it is more serious than I thought before. In one week he has practically moved in. And I hear him and Masimo have been fighting-"

"WHAT?! Who told you that?"

Mutti said, "Dr. G phoned earlier to tell you Masimo has been kept over night for observation. And when Dave showed up with a black eye and a stitched up lip it was obvious even to Dr. G."

MARVY fan-BLOODY-marvy!

"Yeah? Couldn't you have told me this in the morning?"

"No. Now, I think it's time I tell you what I wanted to tell you last time. I see now you and Dave are very serious."

15 minutes later, hiding in bed.

Oh my God, Vati and Mutti gave me THE DAVE AND GEORGIA sex talk. Baldy was there for advice, ERLACK!, and Libby wouldn't go to sleep. I have honestly never been more afraid or embarrassed than I am now. Vati was wearing his sweatpants and Mutti an alarming negligee. I keep having flashbacks… "Dave is a man, Georgia, he has URGES."… "Only been a week,"… "Teenagers like to experiment."… "Just say NO!"… "Condom, Georgia, condom is the key!"… and that's just from Vati. Uncle Eddy actually tried to offer me and Dave advice! For, you know, the deed! ERRRRRLACKKK!! And Mutti says she doesn't mind me having Dave in my room as long as we are responsible. I will never be able to sleep. This makes Uncle Eddy's routine look like Golden Girls. And I have the gig tomorrow. Oh my socks.

10am

I must have fallen asleep to help me cope. Like Masimo yesterday, when he hit his head, imagine what it would have been like if he was awake. Bloody hell I'm staving. I hope there is food. I look like Panda Woman, except with added eye bags, ones like those ones stoners have. It is vair attractive. NOT! Also my hair looks like a bird has nestled in it. In addition to that the cats have rubbed something pingy pongoes on my. Lovely. I'll get changed and hide le bags. Simply because I cannot look myself in the mirror. I feel the need to fill out an Ugly Home application.

20 minutes later

Oh my God!! Dave is already here! He's playing with Libby. He looked at me.

"Morning Gee, guess what… I can speak properly!! But I forgot to get the pain killers so I never slept well. Wow you must have slept badly as well, you have heavy eye bags…"

He got up and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Vati gave me a meaningful look.

"Talk about bed head!"

"Fanks, Dave, but not all of us can wake up after a night of partying and look normal."

"No, no. You look gorgey. Just tired."

"Georgia, don't you have the URGE to eat?"

Oh my God Vati!! Why? I had forgotten about that for a minute there. Dave looked like he wanted to laugh. Why? How could he possibly know what I was talking about? Unless…

"Dave what time did you come?"

"Half past nine. I couldn't wait to see you."

"What have you been doing since then?"

"Talking to your Vati, playing with Libby."

Oh my God. He HAD!

"Eat your brekkie, Georgia, and your cousin is coming today. You and Dave can take him with you to that gig tonight, he's sleeping over."

"I don't think he'll like it."

"Nonsense! Take him!"

Oh my God. Oh my God. I ate my cornies in silence. Dave just looked at me.

"Errr… Gee? I was kind of hoping we could go to the park now. Rollo and Jools and Rosie and Sven and Jas and Tom are all going."

"Ok that sounds good."

"I coming Davey."

"No Libbs, sorry but you got to stay."

"Ok Davey. I LOBE you like Ginger."

Wow. She actually listens to Dave. We were all struck dumb. Even brothers Baldy and Beardo. And the Danger to Shipping.

"Do you LOBE Ginger?"

Instead of shutting her up like normal parents they just looked at Dave. Oh Buddah's Bra.

"Yes."

Blushy face!

"Well, Ginger LOBES her Davey. And that's why you always SNOGGLING! Because you only snog the people you lobe."

Toddley logic.

"FOR CHRISTS SAKE DAVID, DON'T BREAK MY GOOD TOYS!!"

Which is ridiculous since all her toys were either food or limbs. Dave stood up.

"Right, Gee, I'll just wait for you to tame the hair, then we'll leave."

"Be back by 1, you have to welcome your cousin!"

Ok, back by 2.

20 minutes later

Right. No point in make-up, Dave's already seen me without. Tie up monstrous hair? Good plan. I look vair sporty. And perfume. And lil bit of make-up, and I am ready.

2 hours later, Park

Me and Dave are just talking. Like we did before we started going out. Rosie and Sven are not snogging. Instead they are designing various Viking Bridal Gowns. Rollo and Jools are not snogging either. Just sitting watching people and thinking. The rest of them have gone off on a ramble. It is very peaceful. Just sitting under a tree. Dave's stopped talking and is lying on my lap again, I'm playing with his hair. It's like a reflex.

"Don't let me fall asleep this time."

He closed his eyes and smiled like he couldn't stop. I know how he feels, I got the same thing.

"How can I tell if you close your eyes?"

"I'll start talking like a mad man."

"You already do."

"Do not argue with the laws of PANTS."

He looks so gorgey when he is happy like this. It's not a mad happy. More like a happy-with-life happy. The kind that sticks around for more than a day or two. Aww. I think I did that… he did that to me. When I looked up from Dave's face Rollo was looking at us. Which is normal. Nothing out of the ordinary.

2 minutes later

Right?

5 minutes later

Jools has just got up and left. Rollo hasn't even noticed yet. He is still looking at Dave and me. Stokey Dave's hair. I'm not going to stare back as that could be interpreted as sticky eyes. And no one wants that. Except for Rollo. Shutupsie brain!! I'll just stare into my gorgeous, funny, sweet, thoughtful, fun boyfriend's face.

30 seconds later

Dave just open his eyes and we just looking at each other. Corr it gives me the serious horn all this starey business.

Who knows how many minutes (or days) later

Rollo just sat next to me.

"Dave sleeping then?"

"Errr…"

"Stay away from my PANTS, I have a gun!"

"Yeah. I could never understand how he manages to sleep when he is around someone as gorgeous as you."

"MY PANTS! DO NOT STEAL MY PANTS, EVILDOER!"

Oh NOOOO!! I don't want this! His best friend (my boyfriend) is right here doing pretendy sleeping! And he is going out with Jools! What do I do?

"AHAHAHAHAHA!! Yeah Dave's pretty weird. But that's why I love him…"

"I love kitty cats who wear PANTS."

KittyKat! That's what he calls me! And I wear pants. That was sweet.

"How do you know you love him? You could love someone else and not realize it."

"I just do love him. I'm happy when I'm around him. Just like you happy around Jools. Dave makes me laugh and I can just be myself around him."

"Yeah I'm happy around Jools, but I don't love her. I just like her. And I like someone else. A lot more."

Oh GOD, he can't mean me!! Not me!! Please?!

"Oh ok."

"But she thinks she loves someone else. She doesn't though."

"She might."

"No. She doesn't. I'm sure of it. She can't."

Then he did that looking at me thing. O God!! I pulled Dave's hair a bit.

"DAVE you're AWAKE!"

"Leave what's mine alone."

And he carried on pretendy sleeping. He helped, didn't he? (our friend sarcasm)

"He sleeps like a log."

"Yeah."

20 seconds later

"I don't know why she likes him instead of me. I think I am a decent guy."

"Errr… ok."

"Do you? Think I'm a decent guy?"

"NOT ON YOUR PANTS!"

"Yeah."

"Nothing repulsive about me?"

"No."

"Anything attractive about me?"

God why was he making it so hard for me?! He's basically forcing me to say I like him or be a prize bitch. Dave wasn't helping, he just lay there. Frowning. He brought it upon himself. I gave him an opportunity to wake up.

"Beware of the PANTS!"

"Err… yeah. You're a fit bloke, nice guy. Shiny coat, glossy nose. I mean glossy coat, shiny nose. The whole petunia. That's why Jools likes you."

"Yeah. I just dunno anymore. I think I'm gonna break things off with Jools. I can't stop thinking about the other girl I like. A lot. Even though I really shouldn't. Like really, really shouldn't. But I can't stop Gee, I really can't help having these feelings for her. Do you have this with Dave?"

"Errr… yeah. A lot. Worse than you because me and Dave can't control ourselves and snogged even when he was dating Emma." O nooo!! I think I said the wrong thing! Awkward center! I tried to bring up Jools and that just made her a dumpee-to-be. And bringing up Dave is not working.

"So you don't mind snogging behind your boyfriends back? And you think you should do what you want, regardless of what people say?"

"NO!! And also yeah, I mean look at what people are saying about me and Dave. But I do! I love Dave!"

"No, you think you do. You also thought you loved Masimo. but you never. Maybe you love someone else. Someone who loves you. And maybe he's sick of trying to stay away from you." He was speaking really softly and slowly. Dave looked like he was about to, ahem, wake up. I don't like Rollo that way! And he was just being mean now, bringing up the Masimo Mistake.

"NO it's different with Dave! I don't have to impress him! I just love HIM! With Masimo I loved his looks, I didn't even know him!!"

"Gee, you know that he loves you… and you love him back. Even if you don't know it yet." he was leaning forward. And speaking even softer. And looking at my lips. NO DON"T SNOG ME! I leant backwards. And pulled Dave's hair REALLY hard.

"OW- er… Rollo?"

"Oh. You're awake.", wow he sounded happy about that. Yes for all you slightly dim people that is called sarcasm.

"Yeah I am."

Woah chilly tensionosity.

"Why you leaning over me?"

"Err… never mind, really don't. Not. I got to go."

He got up and ran. Dave sat up.

"So he doesn't like you then. He loves you. Shit shit shit CRAP. Gee, do you like him?"

"NO Dave, I really that way."

"Well he likes you. A lot. And he is a bloody snake in trousers. He can get you to say anything. Now he's convinced himself he has a chance with you. What was he doing leaning over me?"

"Err… I think he was trying to snog me. To awaken my love for him."

"Oh God, Gee, this is killing me. He is my best friend! And he loves my girlfriend! Oh God!"

"Dave, why didn't you 'wake-up', it could have prevented a lot of this."

"No, he would have tried it later. When I am not around you. Now it's out of his system."

"Um… 'he is sick of trying to stay away from her' presuming he is speaking about himself and me that would me he just decided he's going to be all keen and try to get me to love him. Ie he's just getting started."

"Shit you right. And I've seen him with girls. And around you. He's as charming as hell. Shit shit shit."

"Calm down Dave."

"Right. We have to go meet your cousin. Its two."

Home

"… and they lobe each other and SNOG!"

Libby. But who is she talking to? Ah that perv in trousers would be Cousin James. I tried to warn Dave about him on the way here but he wasn't listening and just kept saying shit. Which is very un-Dave the Laugh.

"LOOK GINGER DAVEY!! BACK FROM PARK SNOGGING!"

"Libby, dearest, Dave can't snog." Thanks Mutti.

"YES! JAMES THEY SNOG A LOT! SNOGGY SNOG SNOG!"

"Libby, no, they can't snog. And hello you two! Together as usual. I think you would both die if you were apart. That explains why you late. Lost track of time I see? I remember what me and Bob were like. So nice that Georgia has found such a nice boyfriend. Couldn't have asked more than for her to be HAPPY! And look at her, she glows! Remember when she was little like Libby, Bob? Now look at her, all beautiful and with such a nice serious boyfriend."

Mutti has gone all mumish and was doing that when-did-my-little-girl-get-so-big thingy followed by tears, I think she has had some vino tinto with El Beardo and The Lone Baldy. Dave was looking a bit scared, of James or Mutti I will never know. Maybe of Eddy

"MUTTI!"

"Yes, yes. Sorry Georgia. I have to go take Libby to Josh now. You, Dave and James can go talk in your room."

"I LOBE Joshie. And Georgia LOBES Davey. And Davey LOBES Georgia. And they SNOG!! In Geogia's room! SNOGGY snog SNOG! SEX! Yes Uggy say they SEX!"

"LIBBY!"

"That is not true, Liberty Ann Nicolson! Say sorry! You do not tell lies about your sister to people!"

"Sorry. I tell porkies."

Dave was smiling and James was looking at Dave. Like Dave was a god or something. Then he started staring at my nungas. Mutti walked out with Libby screaming, "Go SNOG Ginger in her room, Davey SNOG SNOG! YOU SEX BOMB DAVEY!!"

And that's when Dave saw the coffee table.

"Please, please don't tell me I broke that when I was singing."

"No. Vati broke it. He was trying to copy you and sing to Mutti off the table and it broke."

"HAHAHAHA… Gee, I love your house!"

"Yes. I know."

"I think I'll just move in!"

"Vati's already thinking of charging you rent. He says you hang around here too much."

"You could come to my house, but my olds are seriously annoying."

"I don't mind."

"Good because they expecting you for a brief meeting on Monday. Followed by heavy snogging in my room. My stitches have to be out by then."

"Err… Dr. G phoned. They stay in for a minimum of 10 days."

"O GOD! How will I survive?"

He did dramatic falling on floor withering in 'pain'.

"You lived most your life not snogging, you'll last 8 more days."

"I was never snogged by you then."

James stood there like a perv goosegog.

"GEORGIA! DAVE! Phone! Rosie! I would say she needs lipgloss but she also wants Dave. GET YOUR ARSES DOWN HERE!"

Dave got off the floor and ran to the phone.

"Hello, Hornmeister at your service. I'm sorry but my spaceship has arrived. Here is my bitch."

"Hello Viking. Salutations. We come bringing the gift of PANTS!"

"Holy Gee, you and Dave are both truly bonkers! Glad to here it!"

"What did you phone for?"

"Rollo dumped Jools! Emergency Ace Gang meeting!"

"OH MY GOD! And me and Dave have been tied down."

"Oo-er!"

"FIGURETIVELY!"

"Fine we'll all come to your house. I'll bring Sven as a boy type matey for Dave."

"My cousin James is here."

"I'm still bringing Sven. He has already gotten his lead."

Good God.

"I have something of secrecy to ask you."

"Quoi?"

"Were you and our un-friend having a convo in the park today when Dave was visiting Boboland?"

"Oui."

"And did he try snog you?"

"Errr…"

"Georgia. What does Dave think??"

"Um… yeah he's freaking out. Was. Now he is finding a CD for him and Sven."

"Oh God Georgia. Thank God you two never snogged."

And she hung up. Dave did that really crap moonwalk thingy to me. James stared. I think he was making mental notes about how to be like Dave.

"What was that about?"

"Rollo dumped Jools."

Dave stopped the moonwalk thingy and said, "Holy Crap. Gee what did we do?"

"We created a monster. You wouldn't stop pretendy sleepy and I…"

"…was born with a truly magnificent pair of knockers."

"DAVE!"

James stared at my chest with gay abandon. I crossed my arms.

"… and a sparkling sense of humor, extremely caring personality and utterly bonkers."

"Not good enough."

"Sorry Gee."

"Not forgiving you."

"Don't make me beg, you know I will."

I just raised my eyebrows. Dave got down on his knees.

"PLEASE GEORGIA, MY LIFE, MY LIGHT, -" Vati walked in.

"Oh my God, he's not proposing is he James? Does he know it is only one knee?"

"GEORGIA, FORGIVE ME FOR MOCKING YOUR NUNGAS! I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOUR MAGNIFICENT NUNGAS! DO NOT TORTURE ME SO! YOU ARE THE IMAGE THAT IS BURNED ON MY BRAIN, THE VERY LIQUID THAT PUMPS IN MY VEINS, YOU ARE THE MY REASON FOR MY OTHERWISE PATHETIC LIFE! DO NOT REJECT ME! I BEG FOR YOUR FORGIVNESS!"

Vati said, "Bloody drama queen. And Georgia your friends are here." And he walked out.

"Dave get off the floor. Yes I forgive you."

"MY HEART IS FILLED WITH HAPPINESS AND IF I COULD I WOULD SNOG YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE!"

"OY!!" that came from Vati. "I can't hear the bloody telly! Eddy's coming in a minute, he had to go get his comedy wig! And you're making a bloody racket! Can you go declare your undying love to my daughter somewhere else!?"

Dave got up off the floor and wrapped me in his arms. Which was nice.

"Nice speech. I feel spethol now."

"I am very poetic and deep, Gee, that is what most people forget."

The Gang walked in.

"We could hear your speech from two houses away."

"I know."

"Bloody idiot."

"I can't help that I am all luurved up."

"Bloody idiot."

James just lurked like a lurker.

"Oy, you, get us drinks!"

Amazingly he listen to Dave. He is Dave's slavey boy.

"Lets go up to my room."

2 minutes later

Dave won't let go of me. We are doing sidey ways walking up the stairs.

"Dave, let go."

"NO! I refuse!!"

Jools just glared at me. She is looking very mousey. Poo.

6 minutes later

James has returned with milky pops. Sven and Dave have gone to do something. James followed. He does not know what he is getting himself into. Jools is refusing to go to the gig. Jas is staring at me.

"Gee, come with me to go make snacks."

The Ace Gang all looked eagerly towards me. Clearly they have no idea that the closest thing to fruit we have in this house is wine. And the only thing in the fridge is moss.

"Errr.."

"NOW!"

30 seconds later

"What happened?"

"What, mon peitite pal?"

"I came out of the woods to go pee and I see you and Rollo talking while Dave sleeps after you snog him last night and now he breaks up with Jools because he likes someone else."

"HAHAHA!" I tried the loon-laugh. Jas just glared.

"Georgia if you don't tell me I will show Dave the Hamburger-a-gogo photos."

O God! Jas is deffo more mean and demanding lately.

"Err… let me get Dave. He will help."

"Georgia! Don't try get out of this!"

"DAVE! COME HERE NOW!!"

Dave arrived with my eyeliner everywhere.

"Why is my eyeliner on your face?"

"Me and Sven are EMO rockers."

"And James?"

"Groupie."

"Ah. Jas here wants to know why Rollo was talking to me and what about while you were pretendy sleeping."

"Really? I thought it was le big secret."

"Jas threatened me. And I tell Jas EVERYTHING! She won't tell anyone."

"Me and Rollo were like that. But now…"

"Tell me."

"Rollo is in love with Georgia."

"WHAT!!"

5 minutes later

Jas is in shock.

"But… Jools… snog… you, Dave… best friend…"

"Yes retard."

She gave me the death stare. Scary potatoes.

"So he said he's sick of trying to stay away from you then tried to snog you so you did wakey up pretend."

"Um… Yeah."

"God Georgia. You and Dave have big problems vis a vis Rollo."

"You think?"

Mutti walked in. she did this big comedic wink to Dave and passed me a note and a red rose.

"Post for you Gee."

She walked put. Dave looked down, "I never sent that."

Jas said, "Oh my God!"

I opened it.

He doesn't really love you, I do. He's smothering you. Why won't you accept the fact that you love me and not him?

O God. No one signed it but it was obviously from Rollo. Oh my God… Dave looked at me, "That Rollo's handwriting. He's started his little 'catch the bird' game."

"Oh God Georgia, what have you done?!"

Dave was having a ditherama of his own, "He was my best friend. My best friend, and he's stealing my girlfriend. I don't believe it. I thought we were friends!"

"Dave…"

"Georgia this is all because your red bottom."

"Jas shut up."

5 minutes later

The Gang all just walked out.

"We got to get ready for the gig, yeah, see you in an hour."

Jas left after I told her to shut up and Dave is reading Rollo's note over and over again. Like it had a hidden meaning. O God.

"Dave go wash your face and get ready."

"Ok. I brought a change of clothes."

"Good."

7 pm

I'm ready. I am sex kitty personified. Dave actually growled and jumped on me when he was allowed in my room. Tickly Bears! Just then James walked in.

"I'm ready."

I had forgotten that he had to come with us to the gig. How fun. He was dressed like a chav. Joy unbounded. Dave on the other hand… Grrr! His black eye had faded completely and he had his hair in this gorgey Mohawk thingy. It was different to the chav kind and reeked of naughtiness! His lip was really not that badly cut, the stitches were only off to one side and very teeny tiny. Snogging him can't be bad… it's only a small little group of stitches and they were very clean… and he is so yummy.

Walking to the gig

Snogged Dave. God I missed this. He was kind of surprised but still snogged me senseless. I couldn't even feel the stitches. I went jelliod the second our lips touched. It was marvy. And then amazingly my brain shut up. It didn't wander off into mad land or make stupid comments, it just shut up. And I felt things. Oo-er not those things you naughty minxes! I mean I felt Dave's mouth and his hands on my neck. It was bloody brilliant. We snogged up all the 6s and then we broke apart and did that touching foreheads thingy.

"Phwoar! Georgia, brilliant snogging!! But I thought you weren't gonna snog me when I have stitches…"

"I couldn't resist you. You are beyond sexy. And truthfully, I couldn't even tell you had stitches."

Then we noticed James breathing heavily through his mouth, staring at us and standing really close to us and it ruined the mood completely.

Gig

It's beyond pumping now. We found the gang and we all did the Viking Inferno! It was brilliant! But after one round Dave pulled me towards the stairwell and snogged the living daylights out of me. I practically melted on the floor. We must have snogged for at least half an hour. It was amazing. Snogging Dave the Laugh. If anyone had told me I'd be snogging him at a gig against a wall in public because we were official and I would dump Masimo and Rollo loved me and I loved Dave and he practically lived at Casa Crap I would laugh in their face. Yet here I am, snogging a laugh. And it's brilliant. God how could I have stayed with Masimo when Dave had snogged me is a bloody mystery. We stopped snogging.

"Oy, missus, mighty fine. I have to go to the restroom now."

"Ok."

I was so jelliod I'm sure that if Dave told me that he bought a monkey and wants me to snog it I would say ok. And then I looked over and saw the most horrific sight, James snogging some random. He snogged worse than Whelk Boy by the looks of it. ERLACK!! Dave kissed my forehead and walked off. I was just leaning against the wall thinking about how great it was to snog Dave when Rollo showed up.

"Gee. How you?"

"Ok."

"How do you find the club?"

"Ok."

"I can make it great. Can I get you a drink?"

"Ok."

"Come along then."

"Ok."

I stayed where I was. I still couldn't stop saying ok! This could be very bad.

"Err, Gee, come."

"O- hold on Rollo, I have to dance."

And I wiggled off. Unfortunately Rollo followed. Jas gave me a look and I gave her a help-me-now look. She grabbed Rosie and they danced over to us.

"GEORGIA, come with me to the tarts wardrobe!"

"OK JAS!"

And I left Rollo to dance with the Viking couple.

5 minutes later

"What was that about? You should be eschewing him with a firm hand!"

"I know Jas! But I just had a truly brillopads snog with Dave-"

"I thought you wouldn't snog him while he had stitches!"

"I wasn't but I thought I would try because I had serious withdrawal and you can't even tell there are stitches. Who told you that?"

"Dave told Tom."

"Um ok… But anyway Dave had to go to the piddley diddley department and I was all snogged up and kept saying ok. Then Rollo walked up and tried to buy me a drink. But I just started dancing and Rollo followed."

"Just ignore him all night ok?"

"Yeah. Ok."

We walked out. Dave was dancing with Sven and Rosie was doing a furry twist (she was wearing a minidress completely covered in fur, Sven had light-up flags and an American flag shirt, a really naff one with tassels) with Tom. Mabs and Dec were doing a jig type thing.

"Gee, here's that drink I promised you."

Rollo gave me a smile. It was a Colgate smile. He was fit, no denying that, but he didn't have Dave's crinkly smile. He handed me a soda thing. He sort of kept his hand over mine.

"Thanks, Rollo."

I was looking at Dave. He stopped dancing and started coming towards us. Rollo still had his hand over mine. So we were both holding my glass.

"Now, you owe me."

And he gave me another smile. I sort of jerked my hand and may have spilt soda on Jas.

"Oh My God! Sorry Jas!"

Dave put his arm around me and I leaned into him.

"Hey Rollo, heard you dumped Jools."

"Yeah."

And he actually glared at Dave.

"It's getting pretty hot, do you want to step outside, KittyKat?"

"Sure Dave."

"Actually me and Gee were having a drink."

Rollo wasn't letting me and Dave escape.

"Sorry, Rollo, a man's gotta snog."

"Well, Dave, we ARE busy."

"Fine. We'll all have a bloody drink. Jas? Soda?"

"Yes please."

"Dave I just want to discuss something privately with Georgia,"

"But does she want to go? Do you Gee?"

"Um… I really want to dance."

"The lady has spoken." And Dave and I danced off. Leaving Jas and Rollo behind.

1 hour later

The MC just announced that before the Dylan's come on, both lead singers want to sing a solo song. Lindsey started to play with her hair and looked smug.

"And now, everyone welcome MASIMO!"

The crowd went wild.

"Ciao. This song is for someone. You know who you are." And he looked at me. Lindsey stopped trying to hypnotize him and glared at me. It was like a chain reaction after that. Soon the whole club was watching me and Dave instead of Masimo. The song started and it wasn't any love song. It was COLD HARD BITCH. It was poo. With knobs. I wanted to die. Then Dave being the laugh he is started to do his angry rocker dance thingy and Sven copied. Me and Ro-Ro did our comedic Go-Go dance and all the Gang copied. Masimo got angry then and raised his voice. At the end of the song Masimo went, "Beware of the bitch, don't fall into her trap." And walked off. All the club stared at me. Then the MC introduced Robbie and he came out carrying his guitar. He sat on a stool and looked at me.

"This is for a very special person, I made a mistake and I'm not letting her go." Then he started singing a really slowed down version of Ultraviolet. He made it really slow and romantic and stared at me the whole time. The club all stared at me. I must be a right prat. I got Dave, whose fit, on one arm, Masimo singing about what a bitch I am and Robbie singing how my light is ultraviolet. And Rollo following me around trying to buy me drinks.

Then when Robbie had finished and Rollo got on stage. Jas fell off her chair and the Ace Gang did their goldfish impression. Rollo then moved the chair and gripped the mike. This song started and Rollo started singing. Well hit me with the talent stick, that boy could sing. He had a moody voice. It sounded like that lead singer from that band that Dave and Sven were listening to. My Chemical Romance. Quite sexy. I'm not gonna lie. He sang this song about loving someone when you know that it you not supposed to. It was tres moody and suited Rollo perfectly. When he was finished he mumbled, "God I'm in shit. And just because I happen to be in love" jumped off the stage and ran out the door of the club.

"And that was Rollo! No I'm sorry ladeez he won't be singing on a regular basis, he's only sung once before quite unpredictable. Anyway, without further ado, THE STIFF DYLANS!!"

The crowd went wild.

5 minutes later

I wonder where James is?

2 minutes later

Pushing that girl against the wall. Erlack.

5 minutes later

Me and Dave are leaving. I don't want to think what could happen on the Dylan's break. We left James behind. Dave is being the Unlaugh.

30 seconds later

"Gee?"

"Yeah Dave?"

"I do love you."

"And I love you."

"I'm sorry that I can't sing."

"Ah it's ok. Your talent lies elsewhere snoggee."

"You know the MC said Rollo only sang once before?"

"Yeah?"

"It was when his father died from cancer. He's really confused and upset about you."

"His father died?"

"Yeah. Last year."

"Oh my God."

So Rollo was the messed up, bloody fit, romantic singer type.

"He wrote that song. The one he sang to you."

Who writes deep, angry, beautiful songs.

"I can't write songs. Or sing."

"Yeah Dave, but we suit each other. like Jas and Tom or Rosie and Sven."

"You got a point there."

"I know."

And we walked in silence.

Home

"Night Gee."

"Nighty night Dave."

"Oh wait, I can snog you now."

15 minutes later

Snogging on the couch. There is some number 8 going on. Tres manufique.

30 seconds later

Angus bit Dave again and Dave fell off the couch. It is Angus' little gamey.

"Don't laugh!"

"PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

5 minutes later

Snogging Dave again. It's vair vair marvy. With knobs.

10 minutes later

Now we just lying here. On the couch.

"Gee?"

"Yeah?"

"Why do you love me?"

"You make me laugh. And your mad. And you the best snoggee I've ever come across. And you sweet. And sexyosity personified. And caring and-"

2 minutes later

Snogging again.

30 seconds later

"Dave?"

"Yeah?"

"Why do you love me?"

"Cos you funny. And mad, and tip top snogging wise. And caring. And gorgey and you really have the most fantastic nungas."

10 minutes later

James walked in on me and Dave snogging. Dave got up and said goodbye. Thanks Cousin Perv.

Midnight

"Gee?"

"Yes James?"

"I liked that club scene."

"I know."

"The singers were brilliant."

"…"

"Do you know them?"

"Yeah…"

"All of them?"

"Yeah…"

"Even Rollo?"

"Yeah…"

"Because everyone said that Masimo and Robbie were both singing to you. I think Rollo was as well."

"Why would you think that?"

"Because he was looking at you the whole night. I think he meant you. Wow Gee."

And for some reason I told him all off my boy problems.

Half an hour later

"So Dave loves you, Robbie can't get over you and Rollo loved you since forever but never did anything because his best friend and you both love each other."

"Yeah I guess."

"Robbie I feel nothing towards. But Rollo? He lost his girlfriend, who is well fit, is prepared to lose his best friend, and risked all his dignity, his heart and his pride for you. Even though he knows you don't love him. Holy Georgia, I don't know what you should do,"

Bloody useless boy.

15 minutes

I am a cold heartless bitch. Why can't it just be me and Dave? No Robbie, no Masimo, and no Rollo.

3 minutes later

No Wet Lindsey either.

6 minutes later

I will never be able to sleep now.

4 minutes later

Really. Not happening.

1 hour later

Sod it. I give up. I know why I can't sleep. It's Rollo's bloody song one verse keeps going through my head. It goes:

And I know

That she knows

And it kills me inside

That she ignores it

And she still stands by his side

I seem to in too deep

But I love her

And it's her that is the reason my heart beats

And she loves me

Even though she doesn't know that

yet…

It's vair depressing. He looked so sad when he sung it.

20 minutes later

When your tired and you can't sleep, count sheep!

1;2;3;4;5;6;7;8;9

10 minutes later

1000; 1001

5 minutes later

I will become nocturnal!

10 minutes later

God Rollo. I'm never gonna fall asleep thanks. You sexy, moody, misunderstood, singer-type. I hate you for that.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


I know! It was never part of my plan to make Rollo love Gee! It just happened! I have to re-do my plot again, but I love this chappie. It's vair long and my eyes hurt like billo. I've been busy this past weekend, had a dive course so I thought you deseaved a nice, juicy chapter. I've always had a thing for Rollo. Espessially my Rollo. So he just popped up in my fanfic! And FINIALLY le plot thickens! This was as far as I had thought of the story pre-Rollo so now I have some thing to work with. I hope you enjoyed my chappie! Review! btw I realise now I paired Mabs up wrong, oops. But i think Justin and Ellen go together better than ellen and Dec? right? review? tell me?

Luvies
Mel
xxx (not lezzie)