Dailaddin

Chapter 7: Never had a friend like me

We see Kari crying in her room on her bed, when Tai came to check on her.

Kari, what's wrong? Tai asked, wanting to know what happen to his sister!

Myotis has done something terrible. Kari said, between her sobbing.

Tai came up to her and hugged her.

It's okay Kari, just tell me what happen. Tai said, and Kari started to tell him what happen.

(Change view to see Davis and T.k knocked out and Veemon and Exveemon trying to wake them up)

Davis, T.k, come on guy's, wake up please! Veemon said, while Exveemon tap them on the head to wake them!

Oh my head, what happen to us? Davis asked, waking up.

Yeah, and where are we? T.k asked.

Davis looked around and saw they where still in the cave, but the entrance was sealed shut!

Why that two face so of a jackal! Davis said, as T.k was just staring at the entrance.

Well whoever he was, he's long gone with that lamp! Davis said.

I'm, cha-ching! Veemon said, pulling the lamp from his inside his shirt.

Why, you little blue thief! Davis said smiling, taking the lamp from Veemon hand's.

It look like such a beat-up, worthless, piece of junk! T.k said, looking at the lamp.

What guy's, I think there's some writing on It but it's hard to make out! Davis said, rubbing it, when suddenly when blue smoke started to come out from it.

Whoa! The four of them said, has a man with dark blue hair, a purple shirt and black pants.

Aaaahhhhh, oy, ten thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck, give ma sec would ya! The man said as put Davis, T.k and Veemon on some high rocks.

Whoa, man that dose that feel good! The man said, said spinning his head around his neck!

The man than turned his Smokey ghost tail into a microphone!

Nice to be back ladies and gentleman, hi where you from, what's your name? The man said, holding the microphone to Davis,

Um, it's Davis. Davis said, into the microphone.

Hello, Davis, nice to have you on the show, can we call you dai, or maybe ivs? The man asked.

Who I must hit my head harder than I thought! Davis said.

Hey do you smoke, mind if I do? The man than, disappeared in a puff of smoke and appeared in front of them.

Whoa! T.k and Veemon said in unison, hiding behind a rock.

Whoa sorry guy's didn't mean to scare you. The man said, than he saw Exveemon.

Hey, wing-dragon haven't seen you in a few millennia, slap me some tassel! The man said, and he and Exveemon high five.

Hey you're a lot smaller than my last, either that or I've gotten bigger, look at me from the side-do I look different to you? The man asked Davis.

Wait a minute, I'm your master? Davis asked the man.

That's right, he can be taught! The man said, slapping a diploma in Davis hand and a mortarboard on his head.

What would you wish of me, the ever Impressive, the long contained, but never duplicated-

He than multiples into multiple of him how surrounded Davis, T.k and Veemon.

Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated-

KEN, of, the LAMP! Ken screamed, right her from the direct lamp, right her for your enjoyment wish fulfillment, thank you! He said to Davis.

Whoa! Davis said, wish fulfillment. He asked.

Three wish to be exact, and that's it no refunds of replacements! Ken said to Davis.

Okay now I know I'm dreaming. Davis said, to T.k and Veemon.

(music for friend like me starts now)

Master I don't think you quite realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities! Said Ken shinning some lights.

Well frank had them forty guard's

Zeo had a thousands tales

But master your in luck 'cause up your sleeve

You got a brand of magic never fails!

(ken produces 40 guard who surround Davis with sword. Ken appears in his red jacket, than sticks his arms out and boxes the guards into submission.)

You got some power in your corner now

Some heavy ammunition in your best

You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how

See all you gotta do is rub that lamp

And I'll say.

( A boxing ring appears, Davis in the corner, being massage by Ken, given water by T.k, fanned by Veemon and wiped with a towel by Exveemon. Than Ken turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes. Than Ken appears in his lamp and grabs Davis hand and rubs the lamp with it)

Mister Davis sir

What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

No, no, no!

(Ken produces a table and chairs, than writes down things on a note pad, like a waiter)

Life is your restaurant

And I'm in your maitre'd!

C'mon whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me!

(ken than appears as a plate of chicken, than returns to his normal self, but enlarges his ear to listen to Davis. Finally, he explodes into four duplicate ken's.)

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the boss, the king, the shah!

Say what you wish, it's your's! true dish

How about a little more baklava.

(the ken's give him a shave, haircut and manicure, than Davis appears in a comfy chair surround by treasure and fanned by T.k, Veemon and Exveemon. Ken appears and fills the room with baklava)

Try some of column A

Try all of column b

I'm in the mood to help you dude

You ain't never had friend like me.

(Davis rise up on a column of bread and meats with an A on top, than jumps on a column of fruits and vegetables with an b on top. Davis than falls of and is caught by a cushion held by ken. Than ken opens his mouth and his tongue turns into a staircase. A miniature ken dress like a dance comes out.)

Wha, wha, wha. Asked a blue monkey.

More man. Ken said with a grin.

Wha, wha, wha. Asked a green monkey.

No, no. said ken smiling.

Wha, wha, wha. They all called out.

Da, da, da, da! Ken said as he and the two rabbits disappeared into smoke!

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Do your friends pulls this out there little hat

Can your friends go poof!

Hey looky here

Can your friends go Abracadabra, let it rip

And than make them disappear?

( ken pulls of his head, duplicates it, than juggles them. He tosses them to Davis, who juggles with one hand and spins one of the heads on his finger like a basketball. He throws the head back onto ken, who than try's to pull himself out of a hat at his base. He spirals around and around until he turns into a red rabbit. The rabbit than turns into a crimson dragon! The dragon breaths fire, which turns into three beautiful Harem girls, who dance around Davis. Just as he begins to enjoy them, they disappear.)

So don't you sit there slacked jaw, buggy eyed

I'm here to answer all your midday prayers

You got me bona fide, certified

You got ken for a change? D'affairs!

( ken appears in a shrunken from of himself in front of Davis, than his mouth hangs wide out and his eyes come out of there sockets. He than jumps of Davis hands using them like a diving board and falls into a paddle, than he transform in a giant certificate and swirls around him.)

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what you wish I really want to know

You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt

All you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!

(ken pulls out a list written in Arabic out Davis ear, which he use to rub his but and hit's Davis with it.)

Mister Davis, sir, have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had friend

You ain't never had a friend, never had friend

You ain't never…had a…friend…like…ME!

You ain't never had a friend like me!

(Davis is standing tall being worshiped, by ken duplicates, when the harem girls appear behind him. Two of the harem girls dance away, but one stays and her and Davis lean to kiss, but the harem girl turns into ken, and ken fires a beam of magic and a bunch of dancing camels appear. Davis aims kens finger and shoots another beam of magic and dancing monkeys, ken makes the gold appear and creates and grand finale dancing number ensues. T.k and Veemon grab as match gold as they can, but can make all disappear in a cyclone and zaps away and turns the cave back to normal. Ken neon APPLAUSE sign of his head. T.k and Veemon try to see if they have any gold but don't find any)

Ah man. They both said in unison.

So what will it be master? Ken asked Davis.

Your gonna grant me any three wish I want? Davis asked ken, wanting to know.

Ah, almost. There a few rules! Said ken counting his fingers that duplicate.

Like? Davis asked.

Rule number 1: I can't kill anybody. Ken said, slicing his head of with his finger. So don't ask!

Noted. Davis said, holding his throat.

Rule number 2: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else. Ken said, his head transformed into a big pair of lips that kiss Davis. You little darling, you.

Rule number 3: I can't bring people back from the dead. Ken says, laying on his back and becoming a zombie. Not a pretty picture, I don't like doing that. Ken says shacking Davis, than poof's back to normal.

Other than that, you got it. Ken said smiling.

Davis, T.k and Veemon look at each other, and than T.k and Veemon wink at Davis and all three of them smirk.

You mean rules, limitations. For wishes. Davis asked, acting like he's unimpressed. Some all powerful Ken-can't even bring the dead back to life. Davis says, as Ken starts to get mad. T don't know guys, he probably can't even get us out of this cave. Davis says, to T.k and Veemon and all three begin to walk away. Looks like where gonna have find a way out of this cave our…

Davis was cut off as a big black shoe stomps down in front of them.

Excuse me? Are your looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? Ken asked Davis, in a mad tone. And all of a sudden, you're walking out on me. Ken said, getting madder and madder. I don't think so, not right now. Your getting your wishes so Sid down. Ken yelled, in a very mad tone.

Davis and the other get on Exveemon back, and ken appears and sprouts multiple arms out the exits.

In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Ken says, putting his arms all back together. Keep your hand and feet inside the Exveemon, because where… outta HERE! Ken screams, and they shoot out of the cave and out of the sand and fly to the unknown in lightning speed!

Sorry this chapter took so long, my sister spilled here soda on my computer it and it took three weeks to fix, anyway give some reviews and tell me if you liked the story so far and thanks for reading.