Author's Notes
Yes! I have come through with yet another chapter! w00t:does happy dance…yet again: Happy Happy Joy Joy! I…actually don't have a lot to say in this edition of author's notes…so…let's just go to reviewer response! Yay!
Reviewer Response
Random Silverweed: RAN-RAN:runs up and hugs you: I miss you SO much! Don't worry, I'm definately flying back up for the summer! We gotta go to Portcon:grins: And then we're buying out Hot Pocket...oops...hehe...I mean Hot Topic...you know me...for some reason Hot Pocket just rolls off the tongue easier...grrr..I was so mad...I had all the reviewer responses all written out and they were long and funny and I spent about a half an hour on them...and my stupid laptop deleted them...and now I'm forcing myself to re-write them...evil thing...ah well...That was fun though, talking to you on my home phone and Tsoki on my cell phone...we really need three-way :sweatdrop:bops you on the head: Yes Yasuo is an importent character! You need to go back and read goofy! Well..Love ya:hugs: P.S. I'M HYPER! I JUST ATE AN ENTIRE BOX OF POCKY!!
AnimeMew: Yes...there all in on the conspiract :shifty eyes, cue the Twilight Theme Music: doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee...Yay! I'm so happy you still read my stupid story:joins in happy dance: Ooh ooh! I left you a pm on Gaia! Yeah, sorry I noticed you had one and was like sweetness forever let's say hi! So I did...yes...it was me...not some random stalker (mwahahahaha...err..you didn't hear that) Oh, I LOVED all the characters you gave me before and don't worry, I have plans for them:grin: hehe..pocky...Mmmmm...eh, 3:13 a.m...I should probably finish these reviewer responses...:yawn: then study for Literature Test...:sweatdrop:Twilight Music starts playing again: OKAY! WHOSE MESSING WITH THE CD PLAYER:runs off:
inuyashabooklover5188: You...missed...my...story:squeals!: You don't know how happy that made me! (and the other reviewers, but I saw yours first) that basically made my WEEK! I had people asking me the next day at work what I was so happy about:laughs: you woke your mom up? Well...pat her on the head and blame global warming. My favorite excuses for everything are: 1.) "Hey, I was dropped on my head twice as a small child, both from semi-high places, on to not-so-soft places, I have a RIGHT to be weird!" 2.) "But my doctor told me I was special! And then he said "and we have special doctors for special kids like you."" 3.) "Do I looknormal to you?!". Yep...moving sucks, let's see...since I've been born..we've moved about...8-10 times? Bleh. (We only lived in Virginia for six months before we moved again! Laugh:) Yeah..I'm still trying to find a way around the internet problem...Yeah laptop:hugs: Ooh! Thanks to the reviews that encourged me oh-so-much I went and typed out the entire PLOTLINE for HDT! Before I was kinda making it up as I went...but now we're looking at about oh..34-ish chapters? Is that okay with everyone? I like fire...fire is our frieeeeend...:fire alarm goes off: CRAP! GIVE ME ONE HOUR AND YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IT WAS BROKEN:pulls out trusty roll of duct tape:
HALF-DEMON TODDLERS! YEAH! :munches cookie:
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Last Time:
Kikyo slowly raised her bow and arrow as the demon quickly approached the clearing. In a swirl of wind and dust the tornado slowed to reveal-
"YASUO!!"
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Random paled in horror at Krystal's excited cries about the return of their former guardian. Ran had told her sister's that Yasuo had to leave to fight some evil, deformed, shoe-eating, hamster demons up north (it was the first thing that popped in her mind!). Krystal had bought the small, whit- okay the flat out lie about Yasuo's whereabouts hook, line, and sinker, but Tsoki merely raised her eyebrows at the obvious fib and later extracted the truth out of poor Ran. Tsoki attempted to grab onto Krys as the girl tried to dash off, but holding onto Krys is like holding onto a minnow covered in grease while still underwater, it's im-poss-i-ble!
"YASUO!!" she cried, dashing out of the bushes in a very meandering line towards the demon.
"Uhh… bless you?" Kouga cocked his head in confusion at the blue line coming towards him in a very not-so straight line. (A/N: He thought she had sneezed when she was saying Yasuo.)
Kikyo watched the strange girl, as she continued to run towards Kouga. The curiosity was too much for her. She leaned towards Ran, the one who seemed to contain the most brains on the little rag-tag family, and asked.
"What is she doing?"
Ran sighed, rubbing her temples as she stepped out of the bushes, having established that this demon was somehow not an immediate threat. "She don't have no big attention span." She held up her finger as a teacher lecturing a class. "Therefowe while running towards him her attention has been caught by the other objects in the clearing."
Kikyo glanced back at the girl. Oh, that was it.
"Yasuo!...Tree!...Bush!...Bunny!...Yasuo!...Chipmunk!...Sissy!...Yasuo!" Krys continued, finally making it to Kouga. Before poor Kouga had the chance to comprehend half of what happened the mini whirlwind had clambered up his leg, ("she's nimble for a fox" Tsoki commented) and was up on his shoulders, squeezing the life out of his head. "I missed you SOOO much!! Did you destwoy all those hamsters?! I bet you did! Did you bring me back anything?! I hope you didn't bring shoes, because I don't want any! Ooh! Do you have any candy?"
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Poor Kouga
The others just stood and watched the strange spectacle, they weren't stupid enough to try and get in between that. He's a full demon, he can fend for himself…hopefully. All the while poor Kouga was slowly trying to piece things together.
Okay…let's see…let's rewind and try to figure this out. First he smells Kikyo and decides to make sure that she hadn't harmed his woman…alright check that made sense. Next he runs into clearing with said priestess, only to be attacked by some rabid, blue-haired demon with a sneezing problem and who must have had a little too much sake (sp?)…okay…not making as much sense. Said drunkee is now on his head talking about hamsters, shoes, and candy.
Yep, lost him there.
Wait a minute…Kouga sniffed the walking windbag, and noticed two important facts:
Facts
1. He smelled no alcohol on this minor…and…
2. He smelled InuYasha.
Of course...if something goes awry-
Blame dog-turd…because it's usually his fault.
Kouga hastily slapped his hand over Krys' mouth in order to shut her up long enough to try and clear up this rather confusing situation.
"You don't wanna do that…" Kouga turned his head towards the silver-haired girl (who he had not noticed before seeing as how he was being attacked by a midget). He just smirked.
"I think I can handle a toddler, and a hanyou at that."
Random shrugged her shoulders, before turning around to grab the large branch out of Tsoki's hands as she was sneaking behind her back towards the priestess. She had tried to warn him. Tsoki huffed, her plans foiled yet again. She glanced up at the priestess, soon…very soon…mwahahaha…
Still smirking, Kouga turned his attention back towards Krystal, who was still perched on his shoulder with his hand over her mouth. It was then he noticed a liquid steadily dripping from in between his fingers and down his arm.
No…no way…she SO did not just…
"EW!" Kouga screeched as he flailed his arm around, trying to sling the spit off his now thoroughly drenched hand. "That's disgusting!" Kouga was about to wipe it off on his furs, but then he remembered…wait a minute…if he wipes that on there…it's gonna stay on there…ew…he doesn't want that on his clothes all day, hmm, need a napkin…napkin…napkin…Kouga continued to look around the clearing…
Ah! That'll work!
Kouga quickly ran up to Kikyo and grabbed one of her big, poofy, pant legs (nearly flipping her over in the process) and proceeded to wipe the offending liquid onto his new found towel. Kikyo actually had to flail her arms around in circles in order not to crash into the ground.
"What do you think your doing!?!?" she screeched, trying to yank the material out of Kouga's grip.
"Oh come on! You've got enough poof there to use as a tent! You can spare a little for a fellow in need!" he responded giving his hand a final wipe for good measure before standing up once again. "And you!" he turned to the guilty culprit, still latched onto his head. "Don't do it again!" Krystal scrunched up her face and stuck her tongue out.
"Nu-uh…thwat tawsted nawsty." She muttered, her tongue still out trying to rid herself of the taste. Suddenly she froze, leaned closer to Kouga and sniffed. Very slowly her mind compared this scent to Yasuo's scent from her memory bank and found it to be rather different. She probably should have noticed it earlier, but her demon senses weren't quite fully developed yet. "Your not Yasuo…" she muttered disappointment clouding her face.
"Huh?" Kouga asked, the poor guy still utterly lost. Tsoki snorted from her spot over by the bushes, as she was trying to pick out a decent sized throwing rock.
Ran decided to try and use this chance meeting to find InuYasha. Carefully she sniffed the area for any smells of an ambush or anything that would point to evil intent. Tsoki noticed what she was doing and also stood up, pocketed a rather large rock, and copied Random's actions also. Finally deciding that it was safe enough, Tsoki and her cautiously approached Kouga, who had finally been freed from Krys. Krys was currently running around in trees. Well, running around, then falling out of the trees, then climbing back up, and falling back out, it was a never ending cycle really.
"Excuse me…" Ran murmered, trying to speak low so Kikyo couldn't hear.
"Hmm?" the wolf demon responded, looking down at the two children.
"Have you heard of a half-demon named InuYasha?" she asked
"You know, really tall, big ego, stronger-than-thou, not exactly gifted in the smarts depawtment…" Tsoki interjected, arms crossed as she skeptically watched the demon, her mind busy trying to think of the perfect moment she could toss her rock at a certain priestess' head without being caught by her over-caring sister.
Kouga laughed at Tsoki's description of InuYasha before nodding his head. "Yep that's dog-turd alright."
"YAY!" Krys cried as the top half of her body popped out of the foliage above them, where she was hanging upside down from a branch. "You can take us to Daddy!" she cried in excitement before her grip on the branch slowly slipped and she landed smack on top of Kikyo.
"Yeah, I could take you to- WAIT A MINUTE!! DADDY!" Kouga splurted, his mind nearly exploding with the many thoughts that rushed into his brain at once.
(Meanwhile Kikyo was in the background slowly getting up from the ground where a falling hanyou had hit her. Before tripping and falling forward again, because Krys still had a grip on her legs.)
Ran sighed, why must everyone jump to conclusions?
(At that moment Kikyo was finally able to stand up straight again. Until a rather large rock came flying out of "nowhere" and hit her hard on the head. Knocking her over yet again.)
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So….what did you think? Is it a little short? It was about four pages on Microsoft Word... I bet you all figured that it was Kouga who appeared right? Ah well… that was pretty fun actually:grin: Two straight chapters! I'm so happy! Yes…I have way too much fun with my persona. Please review and tell me what you thought! I hope it was funny enough!
I respond to all reviews! And they encourage me to keep writing! (ignore the time I was gone for over a year…:sweatdrop: couldn't really help that one..)
Well…SEE YOU ALL LATER!!!
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