BTR fact! Curt Hansen (Dak Zevon) is from Wisconsin, like me! OMG! :D

So, I'm back! Haha, not too long of a break but I wanted to get this out. This is a SEXY chapter (hopefully!) but also goes back to the song part of the story. I realized that I drifted away a bit and I'm trying to use a line from the song in every chapter. If you go back and look, most chapters should have one. :)

Thank you to everyone who reviewed. I didn't have a lot of time to do this, so I can't really write everyone who reviewed up here right now! Sorry! I will next time!

CARGAN ALERT! MAJOR CARGAN MOMENT! You'll know when you get there. ;0

Enjoy!


"If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."

Those words rang threw my head as I sat on the school's theater stage after school. Had I really said something so cheesy yesterday? Psh! I was becoming the King of lame quotes now days, all thanks to a certain sexy blonde that I was desperately trying to get into the pants of.

I had been so in thought I hadn't even noticed a pair of hands covering my eyes until I felt a warm chest press against my back. "Boo." Someone whispered in my ear.

I smirked. "Kendall?"

He pulled his hands away and I saw his face light up. "Come on, let us go get something to eat!"

"I can't." I sighed sadly. "I have to work on ideas for the Christmas Dance in a month."

Kendall groaned. "Why?"

"Because even if people don't believe, they still wanna see Santa again."

"Forget Santa, you're the only one I want coming down my chimney." He whispered huskily in my ear as he kissed open-mouthed kisses down my throat. I cocked my head to give him better access. My hands found themselves landing on his waist and pulling him in closer to my own body. I could practically hear the blood pumping through his veins and my heart seemed to swallow itself as he crawled on top of me and my back rested on the dirty stage floor. Oddly, I didn't care if it got my shirt dirty. All I cared about was ripping that grey beanie hat off his head and tangling my fingers through his silky blonde hair. We stayed like that, assaulting each other on the stage floor, until he suddenly pulled back.

"What?" I asked.

"Logan wants us all to meet at our house after school to do math homework tonight."

"Oh…"

"…yeah…" I was disappointed that Logan would be there but I assumed 'us all' meant that Carlos would be there too, considering the four of us had seemingly become best friends in a short time, and Carlos was swooning over Logan all the time. "But after homework, I'll show you a little bit of my skills… kay?"

I looked into those glassy green eyes and knew what he meant.

And it was definitely okay with me.


I saw Carlos rub his head from the other end of Kendall and Logan's living room.

"Logie! I just don't get it!" The Latino exclaimed, throwing his pencil down on his math book in frustration.

Logan pinched the bridge of his nose. "Okay, how about this? You tell me how I can help you understand it."

"Explain it in something I understand."

"I'm not explaining it in hockey terms, Carlos." Logan said.

Carlos put on his thinking face and his eyebrows shot up to his hair line. "Explain it in sex!"

I heard Kendall choke on his water next to me and my own head shot up like a bullet. Logan looked pink and was rubbing his hands on his jeans.

"U-Um… I don't know h-how to do that." He stuttered out weakly but his eyes gleamed. "Well, I m-might have a certain way but it won't explain everything you need to know—"

Carlos cut him off before he could finish. "It's fine! Just tell me!" He bounced eagerly in his seat. I couldn't tell if Carlos was trying to hint something or if he was really that idiotic.

"O-Okay, well…" Logan took a breath. "Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray to god you don't multiply."

We all stared at our little Logie-Bear in amazement. Who knew Logan could even comprehend that dirtiness?

Kendall let out a breathless chuckle and Carlos stared wide-eyed in amazement. I simply felt my face heat up when Kendall's leg brushed mine.

Logan looked like he just shared his deepest darkest secret and basically ran out of the living room, as if it was on fire. Carlos stood up slowly and gave us wink before rushing after Logan.

I felt a hot gust of minty-fresh breath ghost over my ear. "If you were my homework I'd do you every day in every possible way." Kendall licked behind my ear, knowing that it was a sensitive spot for me and I felt him smirk against my skin when I released an attentive moan.

"James, can I ask you something?" Kendall asked, still attacking my neck.

"Mhm." I hummed back.

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

My hazel eyes flew open as I chuckled, ruining the moment. "You are too cheesy!" I playfully smacked his arm and he grinned at me.

"I can't help myself. Now, I'm going upstairs to make out... care to join me?" He shook his eyebrows suggestively at me and my heart pounded.

"What about Logan?"

Kendall didn't respond verbally but instead just pointed towards the ceiling and not five seconds late a thud and an extended 'Harder Carlos!' could be heard.

I didn't waste a minute before I was up off the couch and slamming Kendall's back against the living room wall. "As long as we're being lame," I murmured against his cheek as I left butterfly kisses from his ear to his lips, "If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous… and I wouldn't mind paying to eat you up." Sealing our lips together, I felt a light giggle and a wet tongue lapping at my bottom lip. But I wasn't going to have that. I was the one that usually controlled moments like this and I wasn't going to start giving up now. The theater incident had been a onetime thing, but now that the god himself was back, I was ready to take over.

Using one hand to clamp Kendall's over his head and pin them there on the wall, my other hand snaked its way up Kendall's shirt, caressing his softly defined abs.

My eyes traveled their way to the blonde's pants. "Are those space pants?"

Kendall let out a strangled noise. "N-No. Why?"

"Because your ass is outta this world." I purred against his chest and roughly tore his shirt over his head.

"Now who's that cheesy one?" He smiled gently.

"Depends on how you look at the situation." I shrugged and quickly refocused on my main goal, only to be interrupted by the door bell going off.

"Shit!" Kendall exclaimed and ran to the coat closet and put an oversized winter jacket on, opening the front door. Dak stood there, looking suspicious.

Dak's eyes found mine and he glared, must have noticing my swollen pink lips… or maybe the hickey that I knew was on my neck from earlier…

"Coach wants to see you. There's a scout coming to the next game." Dak told Kendall.

"Really? I'll be there in a second!" Kendall beamed up at Dak who was just slightly taller and looking like he won the lottery. Dak nodded and went back to the car as Kendall came back over to me. "I gotta go, but I'll see you later?"

I nodded and kissed his on the cheek, ignoring the even louder thud and moaning coming from upstairs. "Yeah, see you later."

"Hey, do you wanna spend the night?" He asked suddenly and I took no hesitation to smile and shout a loud 'Yes!'. "Great! I'll meet you back here then."

He made it to the doorway before turning around and winking at me. "Oh, and if a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."


So, did anyone see the new Big Time Break up? Total Kames moment at the end when James put his arm around Kendall and Kendall returned it! Ahhh! My heart screamed out at me! What did you guys think? Let me know and REVIEW on what you thought about this chapter!

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