Rated: This chapter is rated M for language
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SORRY ABOUT THE LONG WAIT!
Family Reunion!
Chapter Nine: A One-Sided Fight
As the hours dragged on, tension began to build since everybody was enemies to at least one person present. Cloud and Sephiroth almost broke out into fights every few minutes, Vincent was still ready to murder Hojo, and anytime Jenova made any kind of remark, Lucrecia sneered at her and said something rude. The only question was who was going to snap first?
"This was such a stupid fucking idea," Sephiroth snapped, leaning against a wall, his eyes fixed upon Hojo. "And this is still just the first fucking day."
"Relax, enjoy the moment…what's it called again? Carpe Diem?" Hojo smirked.
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," Vincent scowled.
"Well that's because you've spent a good amount of your life stuffed inside of a box," Cloud pointed out.
"Shut up," Vincent demanded.
"WHY DON'T WE MAKE THE MOST OF IT?" Jenova asked. "WE COULD PLAY SOME GAMES."
"There you go," Hojo encouraged.
"Excuse me," Lucrecia said derisively. "Why would you want to play games anyway? You're too big and stupid to understand them."
"GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Jenova screamed.
"Nice comeback," Lucrecia muttered.
There was silence as Jenova glared down at the frail woman before her. Lucrecia stared back insolently, as though daring Jenova to do something. The men in the room watched eagerly, hoping for a fight to take away from their boredom, or maybe perhaps to use as an excuse to fight as well.
"IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, BITCH, THEN SAY IT!" Jenova challenged.
"I think I've already said it," Lucrecia replied, not seeming to realize that Jenova was a hell of a lot bigger than herself.
"OH YEAH? THEN YOU MUST HAVE MUMBLED IT BECAUE I DIDN'T HEAR IT," Jenova backfired.
"Or maybe you were just too stupid to realize that you were being made fun of you ugly whore," Lucrecia snapped.
"Oh no she didn't!" Cloud said, sounding very much like Barrett.
"This won't end nicely," Hojo giggled, sounding as though he would be thoroughly disappointed if it did.
"OH, SO NOW I'M A WHORE OUT OF NOWHERE!" Jenova screamed.
"That's right, or is that too much for your pea-sized brain to handle?" Lucrecia asked, a smirk on her face.
"Lucrecia is making a mistake," Vincent muttered. "Jenova could easily beat her up."
"Yeah she could," Cloud agreed.
"They need to just fight," Sephiroth sighed.
"Yeah they do," Cloud agreed.
"It'll be such a good one if they do," Hojo chuckled.
"Yeah it will," Cloud agreed.
"Shut up," the other three ordered.
"Yeah I will," Cloud agreed.
"WELL…YOUR DUMMER THAN I AM!" Jenova snapped.
"That would be more dumb, you ugly freak," Lucrecia said.
"OH YEAH? YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU SMELL!" Jenova shouted triumphantly.
"I can't tell the difference between your face and your ass," Lucrecia stated calmly, feeling secured for victory.
"YOUR HAIR IS THE COLOR OF SHIT!"
"At least I have hair."
"YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!"
"You live in a crater."
"NO ONE LIKES YOU!"
"You're fat, stupid, bald…You're teeth look mossy and you have to drag yourself everywhere because you lack sufficient legs to carry your immense weight and you're an alien," Lucrecia smiled.
"STICKS AND STONES MAKE BREAK MY BONES!" Jenova started.
"No they couldn't," Lucrecia pointed out. "Your blubber makes it impossible to reach them."
"GWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"Again, nice comeback."
"I HATE YOU!" Jenova bellowed.
"The feeling is mutual you son-stealing bitch," Lucrecia spat.
Silence followed.
"Wow, Lucrecia owned that fight," Cloud whistled.
