ok! so the difference iis the ~ instead of the -. It was a bit obvious though. XD
The first person to get it was 39 Clues Fanfictioner. (claps)
2cd- catdreamer39. A chapter dedication to you! (And Skittles! Hands over a truck full)
3rd- DeaganHameadlove. You get a piece of chocolate cake.
Lastly, Guest. (If you do get it right, sorry. I'm doing the ones I'm checking right now) Guest. You get a... HIGHFIVE! -high five-
ok ok, I'm alive! Sorry I haven't updated in awhile, I got side tracked and Hey Look! A UNICORN! Also, sorry for this bad chapter (In my opinion) and yes, bits of Amian were spotted. Congrats you obsessed fangirlz.
Disclaimer;
Me: -makes a face- Why does this cheesecake taste so weird? Anyway, I don't think Ted has done it.
Ted: Yes I have.
Me: That was Ned.
Ted: fine! khbr23hw does not own anything besides the things she own.
Me: Does that even make sense?
Ted: It's 3 o'clock! -falls back asleep-
Dinner gone wrong (DeaganHameadlove)
Since things were pretty hectic with JK around, Nellie decided that they should have dinner some where else.
"Ok kiddos! Where should we go?"
"McDonald's!"
"Pizza Hut!"
"Olive Garden?"
"Applebee's."
"Golden Coral! Please? It's been forever since I've been there."
Then, Ian Kabra said the fanciest restaurant in town that no one could pronounce.
"I agree with Ian." Natalie said.
"Of course you do!" Dan said.
"Uh, how much is it exactly?" Nellie asked.
"A couple thousands of dollars." Ian answered.
"That's expensive!" Amy exclaimed. "
"Pizza Hut it is!" Nellie decided because 1) It was cheap 2) It was close and 3) Nellie loved pizza and Pizza Hut.
"What? I won't eat peasant food." Natalie said.
"Then you pay for the... the..." Hamilton frowned.
Ian said the restaurant name again.
"Yes. That. If you want to go there, pay for the meal."
"I suppose so." Ian sighed.
"Maybe we should be more presentable for a restaurant this high class?" Alistair suggested. The Holts would stand out in track suits, Amy and Dan in normal clothes, Nellie and he punked out style and the Starling's in their lacrosse clothing. Ian and Natalie looked fine in their Armani and Prada clothing while Alistair looked like an old gentleman. Everybody agreed and went upstairs to change.
Dan was the first to come down with a ninja suit on. But hey, it had the name 'suit' and he was wearing a tie. Natalie scoffed in disgust but didn't say anything.
"FINALLY I CAN WEAR THIS!" Dan whooped with joy.
Next Amy came down in a silky green dress that went down to her ankles. She spotted Dan and sighed. Seems like nobody cared what Dan wore to the restaurant. Everybody was tired because of JK and their stupid (but hilarious) pranks. How the flip is this creating 'peace'?
Sinead entered in a red, long sleeved dress that went to her knees.
Madison and Reagan came down next, wearing identical... track suits.
"No! You can't wear that." Natalie said.
"We don't own dresses." Madison said.
"And these are our fancy track suits." Reagan added.
Hamilton came down in a track suit too, only he was wearing a tie.
"I-"
Natalie held up her hand to silence him.
"I've heard enough."
The Starling boys came back down in black suits and then Nellie came down in a one shoulder black dress to her knees.
"Don't you people have anything... better?" Ian asked.
"We are not going to change again. now, in the car!" Nellie exclaimed.
Everybody filed out of the house and entered the car.
"I call window!"
"No. I want the window seat!"
"I'm sitting there! NOT YOU!"
"Out of my way!"
After ten minutes of arguing, these are the seat arrangements. Nellie sat in the drivers seat and Alistair sat in the passengers seat. In the second row was Dan sitting next to a window, Natalie beside him, then Ian, Amy next to Ian and Hamilton at the window. In the third row, Ned sat next to the window, then Ted, Sinead, Madison, and finally Reagan at the window.
"I don't want to sit next to Daniel!" Natalie exclaimed. Amy was pale, sitting next to Ian. The car was small for everybody so they were tightly pressed together.
"Gross! I'm touching the female Cobra!" Dan said and pressed himself to the window. Nellie locked the car to make sure no one jumped out of the doors.
"How long is the drive?" Alistair asked.
"About half an hour or so." Ian answered then shifted slightly.
(*v*) (*v*) (*v*)
The car pulled into the full parking lot.
The restaurant had it's name flashing brightly in red. Classic music floated through the doors of the large building. People wearing one million dollar clothes entered and exited the building.
Everybody scrambled out, Hamilton got a face plant to the floor, Ned got knocked over and stepped on, Natalie simply fell and screamed, "MY DRESS! IT HAS DIRT ON IT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST?!" Amy stumbled out and almost fell but someone caught her.
"T-Thanks." she stammered and turned to face Ian. She paled and Ian smirked. The Cahills entered the building and the waitress took them to an open table.
Soon, orders were filled and there was an awkward silence. A teenager with long brown hair came back with the food.
"Hey. I'm Fiona. (Here is 39 Clues Fanfictioners character!) I'll be your an- waitress." she smiled. Fiona seemed a bit... young and she wasn't the waitress who took their orders.
"Aren't you a bit..."
"Young? I'm a waitress in training." Fiona answered.
"They send a trainy to serve us?" Ian shook his head.
"How many times have you guys been here?" Nellie asked and spooned a big mouth full of spaghetti.
"Once. We've never been here. Kabras never eat at the same place twice." Ian answered and took a small bite of embargo. Everybody soon took a bite of their dinner.
Nellie was about to ask another question but then a look of disgust crossed her face. She spat out the spaghetti and everybody stared at it in horror. Plump worms were moving over each other on the plate and Nellie looked green.
"WHAT KIND OF SERVICE IS THIS! 0 STARS YOU IDIOTS! 0 STARS!" Nellie screamed. Ian frowned slightly then spat out his embargo. A naked snail with a bunch of others were crawling on his plate. Ian quickly realized he just ate a live snail.
"I WILL SUE THIS RESTURANT AND EVERYBODY IN IT! THE HEALTH INSPECTORS AND THE BOSS OF THIS LOUSY PLACE YOU CALL FIVE STARS! I WILL SUE-"
"EEEWWWW!" Amy shoved her bowl across the table since her clam chowder had live clams in it. The bowl tipped over and spilt on Natalie's dress.
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS DRESS COST? FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!" Natalie screamed at Amy and threw her live snails at Amy.
"NO ONE'S DRESS COST FIVE MILLION DOLLARS!" Amy yelled back and dodged the incoming snails. They stuck to Dan's face, his mouth was O'ed in shock.
"COBRA! YOU ARE DEAD MEAT! PREPARED TO GET NINJAED!" Dan screamed and threw his plate of an unidentifiable substance at Natalie. She swiftly ducked and the plate landed on Jonah.
"YO! Not cool!" Jonah said angrily and threw his plate of live insects at Dan. A food fight had started between the young Cahills. Alistair on the other hand and retreated to the car before he got 'Ninjaed' or 'Wizard-fied' or 'Sucker punched to the face' or sued by the Kabras. Nellie, an adult, had joined the food fight for the joy of it and it was something to blow of her steam of eating live worms.
A man walked up to the Cahill's table and cleared his throat. His name tag read Manager. But, before he could speak, a plate full of beatles landed on his face. Everybody, soaked to the bone in disgusting cud, looked up and muttered some sorry's, not really meaning them.
"What is the problem here?" the man asked.
"The waiter brought us dinner made up of bugs!" Reagan asked.
"Who?" he asked.
"Fiona! That lousy git." Natalie said angrily.
"We do not have a waitress name Fiona miss." the Manager said and pointed his finger at the door. "You will be pressed against charges for any damage. Now, have a good day."
All the Cahills trudged out of the restaurant.
"Do you think"
"Fiona is working for JK?" The Starling brothers said.
"Probably." Sinead sighed and they all piled into the car.
"Did you get kicked out?" Alistair asked.
"Yeah." Nellie murmured.
"Thanks Fawn for helping out." Jacob said and shook Fawn's AKA Fiona's hand.
"I'm glad to help." she smiled. Then her expression darkened. "You owe me twenty bags of Skittles."
"Here." Krisiti said and handed the Skittles to Fawn.
"Thank you." Fawn nodded then walked away. Then she turned around. "Where am i suppose to go?"
Jacob whistled and a guard in a rubber ducky costume came out. "Take Fawn out of the forest, unseen." he said to the guard. "Also, Fawn, make sure he keeps the costume on. He lost a bet."
"Never make bets with the Lane's." the guard sighed and walked away. Fawn followed and waved good-bye to Kristi and Jacob.
"See you later!"
"Bye!"
I'm just making this one prank cause 1) I needed to update and 2) I'm running dry. DONATE!
My sister was like, "You have to make some Valentines." and showed me a pumpkin with Valentines she made were in it.
So I'm like, "VALENTINES! THAT'S NEXT YEAR!"
"I know... LALALA!" then she skipped away. The end.
Smiley faces all around and sorry for this short chapter.
khbr23hw- logged off.
