"Collie!" Simon shouted. "Calling is simply a corruption of the original-"

"I don't care," Kaylee yelled over him. "We always sang calling growing up, it's calling!"

"Collie!"

"Calling!"

"Collie!"

"Calling!"

The others of the crew, who had been watching in silence, slowly started taking sides in their fight. Inara and Book argued for Simon and Wash and Zoe pulled for Kaylee. Voices overlapped and rose until the entire cargo bay was echoing with the words.

"Collie!"

"Calling!"

"Oh for the love of all that's holy!" Mal finally hollered in exasperation, startling them all into silence. "It's just a stupid song!"