Hiyas!Chapter 7, START!

As you should know, I don't own Hetalia or Lion King.


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Back at Pride Rock, everyone was in misery..

"Nobody knows

The trouble I've seen

Nobody knows

My sorrow..." Ludwig sang slowly, trapped in a bone cage.

"Oh Ludwig, do lighten up. " Abel said, tossing a bone at him, and it clattered against the cage

"Sing something with a little... bounce in it." He demanded.

After a moment, Ludwig started to sing "It's a small world after all..." He sang annoyingly, glaring at Abel.

"No! No. Anything but that!" Abel interrupted, almost shouting.

Ludwig thought again, holing up a feather as the tune came to him to him."I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts (diddely-dee-dee) There they are a-standing in a row... " He sang , Abel enjoyed this and started to join in.

"Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head..." They both sang, Ludwig miserable, and Abel as happy as can be.

"... I would never have had to do this for Antonio." Ludwig sighed as Abel continued the song.

"What? What did you say?" Abel shouted, quick and angry.

"Oh, nothing!" Ludwig caught himself to late.

"You know the law: Never, ever mention THAT name in my presence. I... am... the KING!" On the last few words Abel shoved his muzzle between the ribs of Ludwig's cage. His breath blew Ludwig up against the wall.

"Yes, sire. You ARE the king. I... I... Well, I only mentioned it to illustrate the differences in your royal managerial approaches!" Ludwig stuttered, laughing nervously.

"Hey Boss!" Roderich called, walking into the cave.

"Oh, what is it this time?" Abel asked, uninterested.

"We got a bone to pick with you." Roderich continued.

"I'll handle this." Elizaveta elbowed Roderich, before saying to Abel," Abel, there's no food, no water..." She explained.

"Yeah, it's dinner time, and we ain't got no stinkin' entrees." Roderich added.

"It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting.." Abel said exasperatedly, making a helpless gesture.

"Yeah, but they won't go hunt." Roderich told him.

"Oh... eat Ludwig." Abel said, pointing to the hornbill.

"Oh, you wouldn't want me! I'd be so tough and gamey and... eeww..." Ludwig backed up in his cage.

"Oh, Ludwig, don't be ridiculous. All you need is a little garnish." Abel reassured him.

"I thought things were bad under Antonio." Roderich whispered to Elizaveta, but Abel heard.

"What did you say?" Abel snapped.

"I said Ant..."Roderich started to repeat.

Elizaveta was smiling at Abel, and thwacked Roderich with a frying pan to remind him.

"I said, uh... "antacids?" Roderich thought up.

"Good. Now get out."Abel snapped at them.

The trio started out, but they paused.

"Mm... yeah, but - we're still hungry." Roderich reminded Abel.

"Out!" Abel snapped again.

As they ran off, Gilbert let loose a crazy laugh.


Yes, I replaced the thwack with Elizaveta's frying pan, gotta problem with it? And, I have NO idea what an 'antacid' is, so don't ask me.

... I just cracked at that though, Luddy singing 'it's a Small World' and 'I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts'... LOL That's be RICH.