"Hi. My name is Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you could help us. You see our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?"
A tall man with glasses smiled at Riff Raff. He had his arm around a small, blonde haired and rather mousy looking woman.
Riff Raff considered what to say. He had no idea what a phone was. He assumed it was some kind of communication device.
"You're wet." He said at last.
The mousy woman who Riff Raff took to be Janet spoke up.
"Yes – it's raining."
"Yes." Brad agreed, a little embarrassed that she pointed out the obvious.
"Yes." Riff Raff said slowly. A flash of lightning illuminated the Transylvanians motorbikes. He knew they had seen them. Somehow, he and Magenta would have to include these Earthlings in their plan, which they decided to carry out that night. They had added Columbia into it. Magenta had grown to like her so Riff Raff promised she would not be harmed. But these were just Earthlings, no one would miss them. "I think, perhaps, you'd better both come inside."
"You're too kind." Janet smiled, frightened by him.
Magenta, who was listening to the conversation outside on the stairs, quickly turned around and pretended to be dusting the banister. As Brad and Janet entered she heard Janet whisper.
"Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?"
"Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdoes." He replied.
Magenta giggled quietly to herself.
"Just you wait, you'll find out the truth soon enough." She thought.
"Oh." Janet squeaked.
Magenta heard the door click as her brother shut it.
"This way." He said to them.
As they walked into the hallway they could hear music and laughter from the ballroom.
"Are you having a party?" Janet asked.
"You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs." He told them truthfully.
"Oh, lucky him." Janet giggled nervously.
Magenta looked up and took this as her cue.
"You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky." She laughed wildly and swung one of her legs over the banister and slid down it.
Janet looked up at her, startled. Magenta threw her duster at Riff Raff who caught it with one hand. He walked over to the clock and opened it. Inside stood a skeleton. He started to sing.
"It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes it's toll
But listen closely."
At this point Magenta had climbed down from the banister and herded Brad and Janet towards Riff Raff.
"Not for very much longer." She added.
Riff Raff continued.
"I've got to keep control
I remember doing the time warp
Drinking those moments when." He ran into a room full of stuffed animals and the rest followed. "The blackness would hit me."
He walked over to his sister and they made their special sign to each other. They sang together.
"And the void would be calling."
Magenta kicked Janet through the door to the ballroom as Riff Raff shoved Brad through it. The Transylvanians in the room turned to look at them. Columbia was sitting on top of the jukebox. They all sang.
"Let's do the time warp again
Let's do the time warp again."
As the Transylvanians danced and sang the chorus, Magenta and Riff Raff stood on the steps also singing. Brad and Janet watched over them frightened. They turned and gawped at Magenta as she sang and danced to a verse of her own.
"It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no, not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well secluded, I see all."
Magenta and her brother then took it in turns to sing a line.
Riff Raff started.
"With a bit of a mind flip."
"You're into the time slip."
"And nothing can ever be the same."
"You're spaced out on sensation."
"Like you're under sedation."
The room burst into chorus. Magenta and Riff Raff danced over to Columbia who also sang her own verse. At the end of this, the chorus was sung again. Columbia started to tap dance but tripped over. Magenta growled at her as they sang the chorus one last time. As the song finished, everyone but Brad and Janet, who still looked frightened, dropped to the floor in exhaustion.
