DISCLAIMER! I do not own Homestuck or any of the music used as a character's theme! The music is simply there to improve the reader's experience with the story! All music and characters belong to their rightful owners! The only character I own here is Jenn, for she is me!


You suddenly stop being the island guy-you mean, Matt, and become the ponytailed girl. You're still in a daze from entering your game. What will you do?

(Id-Serenity from Fire Emblem Awakening plays as Jenn explores.)

Jenn: Look around the goddamn area!

You look around, your eyes adjusting to the soft yellow and purple light. Parts of the area are either those colors, or covered in green. You decide that the green must be plants of some sort. You look up at the sky and see clouds high up. Wait…

Jenn: Flip the fuck out!

OH MY GOD IS THAT MATT IN THE CLOUD WHY THE FUCK IS HE UP THERE WHY IS HE DEAD, you scream as you flip the fuck out perfectly. You then realize that this is stupid.

Why Not Go Find People, Like Your Brother?

That's a good idea, you think. Maybe he's at your house. But then again, it'd be nice to check out your surroundings a bit...maybe there's other people? You decide against the idea and head back to your house. You wonder if he's okay.

Jenn: Ignore your brother for now and search for other life.

You deny your previous idea, do a full 180 perfect turn, and look out to the land you're confronted with. It's beautiful. There's plants. Maybe there's people? You should find out if there ARE people. Or whatever lives here. You don't care, you need to make sure you're not one of the only live things on this planet.

Jenn: Get Trolled

You see a village in the distance, and are about to head out to it, but your pocket vibrates. It's your little...device. You don't even know what it is. It's a phone and a handheld console and a computer with wifi all combined together. You don't care. It's vibrating. You check it and find a few Pesterchum messages. Who's this?

Jenn: Answer.

[condescingCaitiff (CC) began trolling angelicTactics (AT).]

CC: SUP BEAC)(

AT: Oh...hi? Wait, how did you get my Pesterchum Handle? Wait, WHO ARE YOU?!

CC: That ship isnt important. Look, I really don't care about you humans and all that, but your sorta "important".

CC: So the lowblood told me to help you, you and I are gonna do some ship krill.

AT: Wait...help? And krill? What's with your fish puns? I'm so confused…

CC: You don't glubbing know my story beac)(, you don't know nottin'

AT: Well...Maybe you could tell me? Or at least have some form of explanation!

CC: Glub you, anyways lets get to t)(e s)(ip at )(and 'kay? DWI

AT: U-uh...okay, I guess? What do I do..?

CC: So, ya see t)(ose skinny little black c)(umps over t)(ere?

AT: Chumps? You mean, these weird feathery people?

CC: Yea)( t)(em, just you know, kill t)(em a little

CC: Just a little, don't kill t)(em too muc)(

AT: Not too much? Uhm...okay? I'll give it a shot.

[condescingCaitiff (CC) ceased trolling angelicTactics (AT).]

Jenn: IMP STRIFE!

(Jenn's Strife Theme, Chaos-Ablaze from Fire Emblem Awakening plays during the Imp Strife.)

Aggrieve

You draw your bow, taking aim at the weird bird imp that's ahead of you. You let loose, and the arrow strikes the imp in the wing. You then charge at it and whack it with just your bow, the way your brother taught you.

Assault

You decide to screw the arrows for now, and instead charge at the imp. The two of you trade blows, the imp with its claws and wings, you with your bow and fists. In the end, the imp knocks you back.

ABSCOND THIS BEAC)(

You decide that SCREW IT, THIS IS TOO HARD. You give the imp one final whack, then run for your sorry life. Such shame.

[condescingCaitiff (CC) began trolling angelicTactics (AT).]

CC: W)(y'd you glubbing do t)(at!

AT: Did you see those claws?! Sure, I might be a formidable bow-master, but I SUCK at melee combat!

CC: T)(en w)(y didn't you use your bow krill?

AT: Because I can run out of arrows any second, okay?! I left the rest at home!

CC: You upset me beac)(

AT: Well, I'm sorry if I can't fight that well hand-to-hand! I'm sure you're just PERFECT at that sort of thing!

CC: In fact I am, I'd glubbin' love to put my trident t)(roug)( you rig)(t now

AT: ...Trident..?

CC: 38D

[condescingCaitiff (CC) ceased trolling angelicTactics (AT).]

Jenn: See if anyone else is on

You make a mental note to yourself to block that fish pun chick from your Pesterchum later, searching the logs for a friend. You see nobody on and groan, frustrated. Then block the fish pun chick.

Jenn: search for your brother

You put your electronic device away and look around. The clouds are still drifting above you, a beam of sunlight streaming through them. You look around again, then call out your brother's name a few times. Even the nickname that annoys him. There's no answer. You aren't that far from your house, and you doubt he didn't notice that your house was relocated. Where could he be? Where could he have run off to? You groan again, your frustration building up. This day has been sucking for you so far.

Jenn: Beat the shit out of imps

You redirect your attention to the imp that you were beaten brutally by earlier. You glare at the creature and crack your knuckles, bent on revenge. With a battle cry, you charge into battle. A few minutes later, you're covered in feathers and imp blood. At least, that's what you think it is. You don't want to think about it. What matters is how it took you ten minutes to successfully beat the shit out of the imp. Of course, that's before about five more come over to you and beat your ass. Wimp.

Jenn: Try to look around more

You flop on the ground, exhausted after finally picking off the imps. The ground is cool with soft grass, and when you looked around earlier, there were random patches of yellow and purple in the fields. The air is also very clean and pure. Almost like pure oxygen. You inhale happily, then turn your attention to the clouds passing by. You watch them expectantly, seeing if they'll project images like last time. Though you'd prefer if you didn't see another dead body. Seeing a corpse in a cloud is disorienting as it is. To your surprise, the cloud closest to you has an image of a white slender figure at what looks like a golden balcony overlooking a town. Or kingdom? Clouds are hard to see correctly. The image disappears as the cloud drifts on.

Jenn: Explore the nearby village.

You finally get up after ten minutes of staring at the clouds. It was mostly random stuff you couldn't make sense of, like horned people, a giant snake, and sometimes even you in different outfits. You seriously need to do other things, like go check out the nearby village. You walk in cautiously before you are greeted with a tongue in your face. You sputter as you wipe the fluid off your face, and find yourself facing some strange reptile creature. It makes a sound and looks at you curiously. Is it a giant frog? You nervously smile and introduce yourself, and the creature dismisses you as a threat, even though you weren't one. You smile and look around, seeing more of the things walking around. They look a bit like frogs, so you're assuming that's what they are. They seem to have a nice system here. They have restaurants, markets, weaponries, and other such facilities. Even a hotel! Who knew frogs were so smart?

Jenn: Browse shops for supplies

You decide to browse the shops, uncertain, yet know you're going to need supplies. You head toward what you assume is the market area and become swarmed with frogs. You guess that you're the only human they've ever seen, since they're blathering about how you might be "The Knight", whoever that is. You manage to get through the crowd and find yourself facing stalls and stalls of frog food and the occasional fraymotif or weapons shop. Which one first?

Jenn: Head towards the weapons shop

You head towards the weapons shop, browsing the weapons on display. Some of them seem way out of the amount of cash you retrieved from the imps, and you doubt you'll even be able to wield them. You're more of a bow person. You ask the vendor if he has bows or arrows, and he places a quiver full of arrows on the counter. You hand him a few boondollars and head back to where you previously were, with the quiver at your back.

Jenn: Practice with your newly acquired gear

You stretch a bit and take your bow out, wondering how the new arrows will work. You spot a few imps and are already drawing your bow.

(Jenn's Strife Theme, Chaos-Ablaze from Fire Emblem: Awakening plays.)

Ready? What will you do?

Jenn: Abuse

You carefully aim your bow at the imp just ahead of you. You're mostly aiming for the wing so you can go in and Assail it, but you need to ground it first. That'll be hard to do if it sees you, but you're already hidden from sight. You let loose and the imp falls to the ground unceremoniously, an arrow in its wing. You repeat for the others so you can get them easier later.

Jenn: Assail

You're already ahead of that, charging at the imp. Without hesitation, you begin beating the creature with your bow like last time. It screeches in anger and pecks at you a few times, merciless. But you can do better than that, can't you? You swing your bow down on the imp's head and it turns into grist. One down. Four more to go.

Jenn: Assault

You decide to just Assault the other imps, even if they're starting to recover. You yank the arrows out of the first one's wing, black sludge gushing out of the wound. You mentally take a note to never do that again, even if they're some of the best ways to deal damage. You then beat the imp senseless and fire the killshot, turning the imp into grist. You repeat with a second one. Now what?

Jenn: Aggrieve

You decide to Aggrieve on the last two imps, starting with the one closest to you. You take aim and fire at the imp's other wing, then bring the bow down on the imp's head. If your brother was here, he'd probably have brotherly approval. The imp turns into grist and you pick it up, then turn around to the other imp. It manages to get into a somewhat stable battle condition and hisses at you. SHIT.

Jenn: Abjure

You freak out a bit and Abjure. You screech and shake your head several times. You...have no idea why this is a defensive command. This is stupid. You're stupid. You instead kill off the imp and takes its grist and do a little victory dance. The arrows seemed to work just fine, and you seem to be used to them already. That's good, they worked well.

...You also make a mental note not to ever Abjure again. That was stupid.

(Smile Zero from Maplestory plays.)

Jenn: Get pecked in the face

...What? Get pecked in the fa- OWW! Your face was assaulted by a strange ghost bird without legs. You curse a little bit, then rub your face. That's going to scar. You then look back up and notice that the bird is the same color as Hawksprite. Or maybe this thing IS Hawksprite? That's so weird! It came to life and everything. You even notice that the feathers have the same look and pattern that hawk feathers have. Hawksprite then curls up and sits on your head, grooming your messed up hair. You wince a little bit. Somebody's a caring sprite, you think as you look up at Hawksprite, smiling a little.

("Shh...Easy now, girl. I won't hurt you." from Fire Emblem Awakening plays.)

Jenn: Pester your friends about your sprite

You immediately pull up Pesterchum on your device, searching for any of your friends. Did they also know about the sprites? Did they already meet their sprites? Who knows! It seems like all of your friends are on, but you'd prefer to tell just one so they could pass on the message. You'd like to see if you could do anything else with the sprite, even if it is super cute the way it is. Who should you pester?

Jenn: Pester Matt

You decide that fuck it, let's go with Matt. You instantly Pester Matt, typing quickly due to your adrenaline and excitement. Before you know it, the chat is filled with blue text.

[angelicTactics (AT)began Pestering midnightWolf (MW).]

AT: MATT!

AT: MAAAAATT!

AT: MATT ANSWER!

AT: OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG

MW: o-o What

AT: MAAAAAAAAAATT- Oh wait, you answered!

MW: ...

AT: I didn't expect you too, haha!

MW: Are you on crack right now.

AT: No! D:

MW: Making sure

AT: I couldn't even afford crack if I wanted to buy any!

MW: Suuuuuuuure.

MW: ...are you sure?

AT: I'm broke! You know that! But anyways! Did you already know about the sprites?! :D

MW: Yeah, I'm the one who found the game remember, and besides I've been watching your every move- I mean what?

AT: You WHAT.

MW: Nothing...

AT: :I Now, did you?

MW: Jenn, I live on an island with all the time in the world, I got bored so I build a hologram device and activated it when you first started up the game, then I sorta just watched you and the others

MW: Its boring here ok

MW: Or where I used to be.

AT: I guess. :I It still bugs me a little that you watched my every move though. ...By any chance, you didn't see the part with the poster, did you?

MW: Poster?

AT: NOTHING~ O U O So how's your land?

MW: Humid, noisy, and wet. Its like a never ending rain forest. I'm seeing your enjoying yours?

AT: Yeah, but these stupid imps are so hard to beat! It's getting a little easier for me to beat them, now that I know how to kill them off, but it's still pretty difficult.

MW: Why don't you just get your sprite to help? Oh wait, its still in its first prototype. ...Maybe you shouldn't prototype it again, it might act like how mine did...

AT: Second prototype? ...and how yours is acting?

MW: Oh damn I forgot to tell you. You can add another thing to your sprite. It changes its appearance but it also allows it to fight, do things for you, and eventually give you a necklace to summon it.

AT: Oh! Something else, huh..? What did you use?

MW: ...You don't need to know about that.

AT: Aww, okay. I was hoping you'd tell me, but I'll respect your judgement. (No matter how much I wanna know-) So I can add anything else to the sprite too?

MW: Of course! Anything your heart desires, although it will create some weird hybrids (I know that for a fact)

AT: Okay! I've got to go now Matt, I'm gonna go prototype! BYE~!

MW: Bye Jenn. Hope your sprite turns out better than mine.

[angelicTactics (AT) ceased Pestering midnightWolf (MW).]

Jenn: Head home straight away

You quickly cease Pestering Matt and put your device away, then grin a little, sprinting for your house. You're very excited, and you already know what to prototype. Though, you'd miss this cute little guy. Maybe you'll take a picture of him before you prototype him again? You finally get home, slightly out of breath. You flop down in your computer chair, then take a webcam picture of you and Hawksprite together. ...actually, you took several.

Jenn: Prototype

You snatch your Chrom poster (which you made multiple of using the Alchemiter) off your wall, then carefully take Hawksprite out of your hair. You pet its head affectionately, then let it float above you, ready to receive prototyping. You smile, then toss the poster into the sprite. It blinds you with a bright sky blue light that matches your text. When your eyes open, brilliant blue feathers float down from your sprite.

Oh hot damn.

He's beautiful.

Jenn: Flip The Fuck Out

You tackle the sprite, causing him to gasp in surprise. Your heart is racing with excitement and endless possibilities. He's so beautiful. So, so, so, so, SO beautiful. Eventually you let go of Chromsprite. He looks quite majestic. He still has some of his Lord outfit, but the rest of it was revised into a casual t-shirt form. Blue feathers are bunched around his neck and elbows, with a set of blue wings reaching out from his back. He's like a blue angel. The most perfect, precious, sweet, precious blue angel that ever existed.

("Such bonds are the true strength of this army" from Fire Emblem Awakening plays during this conversation.)

Jenn: Talk to Chromsprite

He gives you a slightly surprised look, yet smiles pleasantly. HE'S SO PERFECT AAGH.

CHROMSPRITE: That was quite the greeting. Heheheh.

JENN: I- uh..

CHROMSPRITE: You seem to have decent strength for one of such a tender age. I suppose you are my new tactician?

JENN: I- N-no! I mean yes! I mean...I guess so? I think you're supposed to be my guide for this game.

CHROMSPRITE: A guide, hmm? So then I am to guide you, instead of a tactician guiding my army?

JENN: Yeah, I guess! You're supposed to show me how to beat the game, from what Matt told me!

CHROMSPRITE: Beat the game, huh... Just what game is this?

JENN: It's a game called SBURB. It's supposedly one of the most popular games in the world, but it just seems like a death trap so far. I lost track of my brother and kept getting beaten terribly by imps...But then Matt said I could prototype you into Hawksprite! So I decided to make you part bird. (Which honestly wasn't a bad idea...)

CHROMSPRITE: What wasn't a bad idea, exactly?

JENN: N-Nothing! I didn't say anything!

CHROMSPRITE: ...

JENN: ...

CHROMSPRITE: You're a strange child.

JENN: You're part-bird!

CHROMSPRITE: ...Whose fault is that?

JENN: ...

CHROMSPRITE: ...

JENN: ...

CHROMSPRITE: Exactly.

JENN: ...What's it like, being half-bird?

CHROMSPRITE: It's...not that bad, actually.

JENN: Does it feel weird?

CHROMSPRITE: Well, I have wings and neck feathers...But that is kind of weird. Wait, why are we still talking about this? I haven't even introduced myself. My name is Chrom. Or, more appropriately, Chromsprite.

JENN: (Oh! Gods, manners...) My name is Jenn. It's nice to meet you, Chromsprite.

CHROMSPRITE: Well, now that that's out of the way, I believe you haven't quite "woken up" yet. We're going to have to change that.

JENN: "Woken up"? But I'm wide awake!

CHROMSPRITE: Oh, not in that way. I mean in the dream self way.

JENN: Dream self?

CHROMSPRITE: You can go ask your friend Matt about it. He seems to know a lot about this SBURB you talk about.

JENN: I guess so...You'll still be here, right?

CHROMSPRITE: Yes, I'll be here for as long as you'd like, as long as I don't explode or get released. You can do that, by the way.

JENN: Okay! I'll go talk with Matt, then...

You think about what Chromsprite said and start up your Pesterchum again. You don't quite know if Matt is on. Maybe he already left his house again? But then again, he might have a mobile computer or something. You can always try.

(Id-Serenity from Fire Emblem Awakening plays.)

[angelicTactics (AT) began Pestering midnightWolf (MW).]

AT: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt!

AT: Matt, where are you?

AT: Matt, answer! :C

MW: Wut

MW: Ohai

MW: Uhm... I'm sorta in a bad spot, this has to be important

AT: Oh, sorry! But my sprite was telling me that I had to "wake up" or something, and he told me to ask you about it! I was wondering if you knew what he meant! I mean, I don't feel sleepy or anything.

MW: Oh... that

AT: "That"?

MW: Yeah uhm... Shit should I even tell you about this yet

MW: Like we just entered the game

MW: Sorta

AT: Am I not supposed to know about whatever that is yet or something? (Oh gods, what is Chromsprite doing-)

MW: Well... its different that what you've been expecting. Herm... Well I guess I can try to tell you about it

AT: Okay, I guess. But... OH GODS, CHROMSPRITE NO, PUT THAT DOWN, THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU MESS AROUND WITH! THAT ACCURSED WHEEL! DON'T-Oh wait, it's just making more of those dowel-whatevers. You were saying..?

MW: ...

MW: ANYWAYS

AT: He's...taking all my blankets and cruxite dowels... But anyways... "Waking up"? What's that all about?

MW: So, you realize you haven't had "normal" dreams right

AT: Normal dreams? I actually haven't dreamt a lot, not even when I was younger. But I do get random flashes of yellow when I'm asleep. It's weird… And it's always yellow! Just that color!

MW: Exactly. Now if you sleep do you recall seeing flashes of blue, black, and white?

MW: Maybe a LITTLE bit of green occasionally

AT: Blue, black and white..? I'm not entirely sure. I haven't slept recently. I think saw something else... But I'd probably have to go to sleep again.

MW: Hm, would you like me to explain it?

AT: Uhm...I'm not sure. Is it really important or something..?

MW: Actually yeah...

AT: Oh...Well...If you want to explain it, then I guess...but maybe I should let you go back to what you were doing earlier.

MW: Yeah I guess... Hold on lemme get to a safer spot.

MW: Be right back!

AT: Okay!

[angelicTactics (AT) ceased Pestering midnightWolf (MW).]

Jenn: Try to stop whatever Chromsprite is doing

You leap out of your chair and cling to Chromsprite's arm. You screech for a while, trying to make him stop. He just stares at you and picks you up after placing another cruxite dowel in whatever he's making. He then plops you back into your gaming chair and sits on your head. What even…

Jenn: Spin in chair

You grin slightly and spin in your chair, trying to see how Chromsprite will react. He shifts slightly once the spins pick up speed, then slides off. You laugh a little, but then Chromsprite has that mischievous grin. He grabs the chair and spins around you. You're spinning so fast that your vision is a light blue blur. You laugh, then grab Chromsprite's arm. Your vision then clears, but you're too busy laughing. Chromsprite laughs with you for a while.

Jenn: Stare off with Chromsprite

You're already doing that. You sit back in your chair, poker face already set. Chromsprite notices and sits on top of one of the cruxite dowels he placed. He stares intently at you, not at all like your serious face. This goes on for the next fifteen minutes. You didn't notice until a ping sound is emitted from your computer. You jump, and Chromsprite laughs. He wins this round. DAMN IT, MATT!

[midnightWolf (MW) began Pestering angelicTactics (AT).]

MW: Ok, this is a bit safer.

AT: Oh, hey.

MW: So... where did we leave off? Oh yeah explaining...

AT: Yeah, whatever "waking up" meant.

MW: So, basically what I think he meant is, your dream self isn't awake yet.

AT: Dream self?

MW: The other side to you, the one when you're asleep. She has her own memories, and experiences... or at least she would. But you will remember some of it's memories

AT: What do you mean by would? Is there something wrong with my dream self or something? Does it have to do with me not being able to dream?

MW: You can still wake up, just go to sleep, and think about waking up while you do it.

AT: I guess I could try...I'll give it a shot! Give me a second, okay? ...Actually, give me a few minutes. I need to see what Chromsprite is doing with his blanket fort before I try to sleep.

MW: Ok, good luck.

AT: Alright! See you later!

[midnightWolf (MW) ceased Pestering angelicTactics (AT).]

(Prospit Dreamers from Homestuck begins to play.)

Jenn: Question why you're doing this.

You don't quite get why Chromsprite and Matt keep telling you about your dream self and stuff. Chromsprite even turned your bed into some weird nest thing, then dropped you into it. He even said that you weren't allowed to leave the nest-bed until you "woke up". You don't understand the whole concept exactly. You mean, you feel wide-awake, so they must be acting strange or trying to mess with your head. Not to mention that Matt's explanation of dream selves was a bit strange. Maybe they're completely insane, but Matt's the last person you'd expect to be blathering nonsense. You sigh and curl up in the nest-bed. It's surprisingly comfy. Chromsprite made it purely out of blankets and cruxite dowels, for some reason. Speaking of Chromsprite, he floats down next to you, already acting like a mother hen or something. He ruffles your hair a little, fixing it, then spreads his wings and smothers you in his blue feathers. You happily sigh and close your eyes, the warmth making you drowsy. You're not entirely sure how this will help you "wake up", but you suppose a small nap wouldn't hurt. Before you know it, you've fallen asleep.

Jenn: Dream

Not for long, though. You wake up, some strange light source shining through your eyelids. For some reason, your hair is loose and covering up most of your view of the sky.

Wait, sky?

You get up, yawning a bit. ...Where the hell are you?

The landscape is black and white squares in a checkerboard pattern as long as the eye can see. There are a few trees and lakes here and there, but you mostly see the black and white. You also find that your wardrobe has changed from your casual clothes into some sort of yellow dress that seems to be made of some golden luminous fabric. Your shoes are a nice sky blue that matches your text color. Then your hair flies into your face again. You curse a little under your breath, braiding your hair slightly so it doesn't tire you out. You curse even more when you remember that you don't have any hair ties. You leave the half-finished braid as it, then look around again. Nobody seems to be nearby, so you walk for a while.

Did Chromsprite wait for you to fall asleep so he could leave you in the middle of nowhere or something? No, he wouldn't do that, you think. He's far too noble to do such an underhanded thing. Maybe Matt did this? Maybe he found a way to your world?

You sigh and continue trekking until you find a majestic golden castle. You feel small as it towers over you. However, you also feel as though you shouldn't be here. You brush off the feeling and head inside.

Jenn: Get Crowded

You almost instantly are met with strange white figures that crowd you. They suddenly lift you up, bringing you to a large ornate room. Two thrones are at the center. Seated at one is a figure dressed quite magnificently, wielding a scepter with a beautiful blue sphere. Seated at the other is a slender figure who seems familiar to you. Where have you seen her before? The two have rings with four orbs attached to them. One of the soldiers behind you then push you forward slightly, telling you to approach them. You cock your head to one side, then straighten up as the familiar figure speaks up. She's like a queen.

She asks if you are the Knight.

You respond that you have no idea who the Knight is, and that people keep mistaking you for said Knight. The pair frown slightly, examining you. You shuffle a bit, looking around. You've never felt so uncomfortable. The other figure asks if you know the Mage, Sylph or Page. You also respond with yet another answer they do not seem to enjoy.

Jenn: Fidget uncomfortably.

The air in the room feels arctic cold.

The queen then says that you, in fact, are the Knight that the consorts and carapaces are speaking of. Just like how your friends are the Sylph, Page and Mage. She says that you are asleep right now, but are awake here, on Skaia. She spends the next 10 minutes explaining your destiny and fate, which is to create the new universe.

Jenn: Question everything.

You are baffled. Destined? Hero? New universe? You speak up, saying you are no hero. The figure you assume to be the king then says that you are speaking complete nonsense, that it is your destiny. After all, you are here in Skaia, dressed in Prospitian clothing. You say this weird yellow dress and these shoes, and the pair respond yes.

The queen then says that you will be traveling a difficult path, but will be able to find a way through with the help of your friends. She then smiles and says good morning, saying that this is the first time your "dream self" has been awake. You then remember that this was what Matt was telling you about earlier. Then something happens that stuns you into silence.

Jenn: Watch the thing that stuns you.

The king and queen bow, causing the rest of the people in the room to follow suit. You look around, seeing bowed heads and removed hats. Your face turns a bright red.

You stutter that you will try your best to save Skaia, letting your hair cover your face. The king and queen straighten up, then wave. You feel confused, but then your eyesight turns black.

Jenn: Wake up.

A few seconds later, you find yourself in the nest-bed. You blink a few times, then look down at your clothes. They're back to normal? Huh. Your hair's also braided. So then your dream self never decided to braid her hair. Well then. You think back to what the queen said. You then shake your head.

Your name is Jenn and you are no hero.

You know that for a fact.


Dear gods! If that isn't a record, I don't know what is!

My apologies for this delay! It took us quite the while to finish this, with finals and tests coming up! (AT: No kidding.) Quiet, you.

We have an official SBURB Omega page posted on my profile! There you can follow up with news about updates and see the Fourth Wall Meter! This device shows how much anyone breaks the Fourth Wall! Sadly, I have to keep track of all of this. But you can see the sheer amount of breakage that wall has to go through!

The others will also try to respond to any questions you have! Don't be shy to ask about the story if you want to! You should get responses from NekoLique, FranciumProductions, and criticallyDerpy! Anyone else that claims to be a part of this is lying and should be ignored! :D

Did you also know that if you Googled "Cuttlesprite", we're the first result? Matt pointed that out!

Well, I will see you all later! Please leave a review and favorite if you like this story that much!