I'm wondering, is anyone even reading this? And, truth be told, my computer keeps erasing my writing for some reason. *Praying I can write the rest of this chapter*

Player's p.o.v.

The game showed Mario and Luigi with Toadsworth and Rosalina standing in fron of two large doors.

"You're-a sure they'll be-a alright in there?"

"Yes. My Lumas will guard this gate with care, and I'll feed them whenever I get the chance."

Toadsworth was clinging to her legs.

"Please, Lady Rosalina, I beg of you! Let me stay with the Princess!"

Rosalina kicked him into the wall.

"Come pick them up when you feel they are safe."

"Okie dokie."

I moved them out of the castle, which to my surprise had a couple of Attack Pieces. One I moved them completely out, Bowser dropped in front of them.

"Whoah! Momma Mia!"

"GWAHAHAHAHA! So you decided to hide her in space, did ya? No matter! I'll kidnapp her either way!"

"A-no! Let's-a go!"

The Boss Fight with Bowser was surprisingly easy. He played like a tutorial boss, and we acually only got 100EXP from him. I knew this couldn't be the real deal...

"Heh... Aheh heh... Fuck you, Mario Bros.! It was a trick!"

"Help me!"

"HHHEEEEELLLP!"

Psy appeared, holding Peach and Linestein.

"Lady Peach!"

"Doctor Linestein!"

Bowser grabbed Psy, and they disappeared. The game cut to inside the pallace. Toadsworth and Rosalina were on the ground, not moving.

"Toadsworth! Rosalina!"

Luigi bent over Rosalina and held her up. Something seemed off about him... He seemed courageous for a second. He was practically begging Rosalina to wake up.

"Lady Rosalina! Please, open your eyes! Show me you're alright!"

She opened her eyes and stood up.

"I was heedless."

"SERIOUSLY!?" Toadsworth tackled Mario to the ground and jumped on his big belly. "NOT EVEN TWO MINUTES OF HIDING AND ALREADY THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED! MASTER MARIO! MASTER LUIGI! YOU HAD BETTER FIND HER!"

"Let's-a go," Mario moaned.

"Dr. Linestein... I let him take you again!"

"No, Tractfer!" Kick said. "Don't blame yourself, it wasn't your fault!"

"No, it was mine," Rosalina said, looking down. "I let my guard down, and Psy knocked me out. It's my fault the Princess is gone, I'm sorry. Please let me make up for this by finding out where Psy is."

"You can find him!?"

"I can see many thing in this Galaxy, perhaps I can find him."

"Yes, please try!"

The game cut to a pretty fansy cutscene with Rosalina looking through the galaxy.

"I'm seeing them leaving this planet. I think they're going to Earth."

"Damn it! What do they even need Peach for!?"

"I'm sorry that my brother has caused you so much trouble," Kick said. "Let's return to Earth and rescue your Princess!"

"Let's-a go!"

Luigi's p.o.v.

I gripped the arm rest. I let Lady Peach get kidnapped! And I didn't do anything about it! I felt so guilty! ... I was ready and willing to do anything to get her back.

"Mario," I said coldy. "There's only one solution to this-a Bowser problem..."

"A-yes?"

"... We have to kill him. Letting him off the hook has not-a been working for us. Hiding Lady Peach didn't-a help us, either. We have to-a kill him, and Psy."

"No!" Kick cried. "I don't care what happens to Bowser, but please, don't hurt my brother! H-he's just confused, and he needs help! He needs a Psychiatrist!" (Fuck spelling)

Mario nodded. "Alright. We won't hurt Psy. But you're-a right, Luigi. This Bowser thing needs to end! I'm tired of special one always getting-a kidnapped!"

"And I'm tired of saving her ass. So promise me, we'll-a kill him!"

"A-promise."

I looked over at the window and saw Tractfer with a fearful look on his face. "Excuse-a me." I walked over to him. "Are you-a sure you wanna come?"

"... Dr. Linestein is my responsibility. I have to rescue him. I can't burden other people for my responsibilities, that's what he always told me... So yes." He looked up at me and did a steriotypical Italian accent. "I'm- sure I wanna come!"

"Are you making fun of my accent!?"

"A-no..."

"Hey, that's racist!"

"Ha ha ha!"

Then I remembered something. I went to the bathroom, where I thought it'd be quiet, and spoke.

"Ms-a Ghost... are you still there?"

"My name is Marianne, and I'm not a ghost."

"Who are-a you?"

"I already told you. I'm a single teenaged tomboy who's a Mario & Luigi fan. I've been playing your games for a few years now."

"What do you mean our games?"

"You're video games."

"People made video games of us?"

"Uh... Yeah, sure."

"How flattering. Then how are you able to communicate with-a me no matter where I am? And how come I'm the only one who can-a hear you?"

"Your guess is as good as mine. I'm in my bedroom right now, watching you boys. I don't know how I can communicate with you, maybe it's a spell Psy put on us or something. Anyways, what do you think he met when he said you'd be happy in the end?"

"I... I don't-a know. Hey! How come he could hear you?"

"So many questions, stop asking me! We'll figure it out when we get to Earth, okay?"

"... Okay."

"Let's just rescue Peach. Again..."

"That's Princess Peach to you!"

"What are you? Toadsworth?" She chuckled. "Anyway..."

"Yes?"

"I maaaaay be a ghost..."

"You said you weren't!"

"Maybe I lied... And maybe I'll haunt you until the end of your days...!"

"Eep...! AAAAAHHH!" I banged on the door I'd locked, forgetting I could just unlock it. "HEEEELP! MARIO!"