OK, with all of that out of the way, we need another song! Sweet! Cue the lottery ball!

*Lottery ball falls out*

Ladies and gentlemen…it's "Dancing Samurai"!

Oh god. This I will not be able to take seriously.

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This was the day that defined the popularity of Gakupo Kamui. It was also the day that he was introduced to something that changed his life forever.

Dance Dance Revolution.

The day started out pretty normally. Everyone had just discovered an old PS2 that Shuto had for a long time, and a few games that they decided to play. After three hours of Kinsora trying to convince all of them that they were not Revateils with special powers (even the guys bought into it, even though it was clearly stated in the game that only FEMALES can be Revateils), she gave up on that game and decided to show them DDR. Nonetheless, they were confused.

"We don't use the controller for this?" Len blinked.

"No." She answered. "Well, not as the main control. We use a dance mat, like this!"

"It has arrows on it." Rin stared at it.

"Yeah." Kinsora set it all up. "You stand on it and press the arrows in tune with the song."

"I'm interested." Meiko nodded.

After a few seconds of setting everyone up and not tripping over anything, she was finally able to play her first song: "Drop the Bomb". Of course, since it looked completely awesome to the rest of them, they all begged to get a song. After a few tries, they were stuck on the system for hours. The only thing that caused them to stop, odd enough, was the call for lunch. And plus, many of them were exhausted.

"Anyone with working limbs?" Kinsora blinked.

"Uh…" Miku looked up. "Anyone?"

"Nope."

"Count me out."

"I hurt all over."

"I think I'm paralyzed."

"Good for you. Least I'm not the only one."

"Guess I'm working on lunch alone then?" Kinsora turned around. "Any recommendations?"

"Anything that can make us move…" Kaito whined.

Well, when Kaito was the one who said it, all Kinsora had to do was open up the new carton of Haagen Daaz to get him moving. After ducking and running away from the rabid Vocaloids, Kinsora sulked and sighed as everyone started nibbling on their favorite snacks. (The way they chase their food make them look like MONSTERS.)

"You're not hungry, nii-san?" Len looked up.

"I'll get my food when I can get my legs moving…" Kinsora sulked on the floor.

"Hey…speaking of which, Kinsora doesn't have a character item, doesn't she?" Meiko turned to her.

"A…what?" Kinsora peeked form the chair she was leaning on.

"You know. Character item." She lifted up her sake bottle. "Like mine. And how Kaito likes ice cream."

And there he was, nibbling on the ice cream spoon like he was a third of his age.

"Do I really need one? I'm not really popular as you guys, you know." She said.

"You totally need one." Rin chirped. "How about cell phones? You're always playing with them."

"That's Neru's item." Luka said, eating her tuna sandwich. Apparently she's getting into the business as well.

"Oh…PDAs!" Len jumped.

"Isn't that Tekuno's item?" Miku asked.

Meanwhile, Kaito has now buried his head into the ice cream carton. And Gakupo was oddly missing.

"Any type of foods that you like?" Miku asked.

"Um…" She blinked. "Strawberries…"

"We need something that would match her appearance." Meiko pointed at her.

"She's…black-ish." Luka blinked.

"Ooh, maybe blackberries!" Rin jumped to her feet.

"But…blackberries are dark blue." Kinsora pointed out.

Len got bored with what they were talking about, so he decided to look for Gakupo. Turning around, he saw Gakupo replugging the PS2 back into the TV. He flopped onto the couch and saw him tap a few onto the mat a few times.

"What're you doin'?" Len asked. "You just ate."

"I got a figure to hold up on." He answered. "And besides, it'll take a while for me to get a chance if I go normally."

"That's for sure."

As they were doing some warm-ups, Kaito's head was still inside the ice cream carton, and the girls were still debating whether or not blackberries should be Kinsora's character item. While that was going on, Gakupo was acing almost all the songs that he was playing.

"Woohoo, Gaku-san!" Len jumped. "Hey, what's that beeping thing next to your icon?"

"I think that's an opponent." He grinned. "You…are so on."

Through all of the arguments on whether or not Kinsora should have a character item (which, she argues, she doesn't need, since she isn't a diva), no one noticed that Gakupo was playing against an opponent online. It was only after he actually beat him in a tournament that they started to pay attention.

"BOOYAH!" He jumped in the air. "I am officially the man!"

"It was just one guy." Luka sighed. "Get to a harder level, or at least another opponent."

"No. Problem."

Before their eyes, they saw Gakupo challenging about every single person that he can challenge. And he won against every single one of them. Funny part was, every time he won, he started singing parts of this really strange song. No one bothered to think about it before Gakupo pieced it together to form his debut song, "Dancing Samurai".

And by the way, Kaito's head is still inside the ice cream container.

And I don't think he's breathing.

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