Adventure Awaits!

I know, I know, it's not the weekend and I updated. Well too bad! Suck it up, I updated! Surprisingly, I didn't have as much work as before so I have a lot of time on my hands now! So yeah…enjoy

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto


Suki POV

Trees…more trees…This is a never ending sea of green. When will this ever end! They say that green is good, but isn't this a little too much?

"It's all your fault, Deidara."

"What do you mean my fault? It's your fault for buying a map off Kakuzu, un." I coughed and forced my feet to walk a little further.

"It is too your fault!"

"And why is that, un?'

"Because…because.." I couldn't think of an answer. My mind is so foggy right now. I can barely breathe right.

"Can't think of an answer, un?" I stuck my tongue at him. After I walked about three more feet, I felt really woozy.

"Hey, Dei-kun, why are the trees spinning?"

"What?" My knees gave in as I fell unconscious.

"Suki-chan!"


Kirina POV

"So…do you like sharks?"

"Hn."

"I'll take that as a yes." We were currently jumping on trees. Our destination is Kusagakure, where we'll spend the night if we get there in time. It takes about ten hours to get from Ame to Kusa, and we've already went about four hours. All those hours were, of course, spent in silence. With Itachi, talking is forbidden. Poor Kisame, how did he survive all those missions? I'm the type of person where you'll have to kill me to shut me up. What was Pein thinking, pairing me up with him.

"What about weasels." He glared at me.

"I think that's a no?" I said in a small voice. I'll let you in on a secret: I am secretly afraid of him…yeah. I'm not kidding! Uchihas really know how to intimidate someone.

"Uhhh.." I tried to find a safe topic to talk about.

"Why did you kill your family?" Instantly, he stiffened. He stopped then pinned me back into a tree, kunai at my throat. I didn't have time to defend myself at all. This weasel will kill me before snakey does!

"I'm guessing this a touchy subject?" He noticed the fear in my eyes and voice. He backed away and sighed.

"I'm sorry. Please don't ask me that again." He whispered. I nodded. He continued on. I knew that he didn't kill them just to test his power. There's something else. I just know it. I will find out. But how?


Suki POV

"Suki-chan, wake up. Wake up, un!" Slowly, my eye lids opened. Deidara was leaning a little too close for comfort… I shifted a little.

"Ehh..good morning?"

"Finally, your awake, lazy ass." I hit him upside the head.

"Itai! What was that for, un?"

"For insulting me."

"You should be thanking me, un. I carried you all the way here and believe me, you exactly light either, un." This time, I kicked him.

"Ow! Seriously? This is how you thank your savior, un?"

"Stop insulting me then I'll stop hurting you."

"…."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, un."

"Where are we anyway?"

"In a hotel, un."

"Obviously. I meant which village, baka." He didn't answer me. He just stared.

"What?" I asked.

"You don't want to know, un."

"Where?"

"I said, you don't want to know."

"Un. You left out the un."

"Oh, making fun of me now, huh?"

"It's true, you did say un the first time."

"So? That was a very important detail to me."

"Whatever."

"Un."

"ARGH! I will bomb you to hell!"

"Un! I bet that you can't go a whole day without saying un!"

"I bet you I can, un!"

"You just said it!"

"Fine! What do I get?"

"Uhhh…five dollars?"

"No way! Five dollars isn't enough to buy a bag of clay from Kakuzu!"

"I thought you said to never trust Kakuzu with stuff like this."

"That's a different case."

"Okay, I'll buy you ten bags of clay if you win."

"Deal."

"So where are we?" A giant sweatdrop appeared on his head.

"Tell me or no clay."

"Okay, I'll tell you. Just don't…don't yell at me!"

"Fine I promise."

"Ko-KONOHA!" Anger boiled within me. I stood up on the bed.

"KONOHA? BAKA! WHY THE HELL ARE WE IN KONOHA! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GO TO IWA! HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND? YOU TOOK US THROUGH A F***ING DETOUR! OUT OF ALL THE PLACES, YOU CHOOSE KONOHA!"

"Somebody's on their period." Oh. Bad choice, Deidara.

"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?" I grabbed the weapon closest to me, which happens to be a…pillow. Oh well, better than nothing. I held it in front of his face and swung. He caught it. Damn his ninja skills!

"Wait, I can explain!"

"Please do."

"You fainted in the forest area that was closest to Konoha so I took you here. I would still be walking right now if I took you to Iwa."

"You could've told me!"

"You were unconscious."

"Fine, what do we do now?"

"We wait until night, then sneak past the guards and leave." That sounds good enough. Except for one thing…my stomach growled.

"Don't tell me, you're hungry." I nodded.

"Let's go then."

"What! People will recognize me!"

"Just keep your hat down low. No one will see you." That made sense. We put our hats on and walked out the door. Outside, a very familiar figure walked in our direction. Shizune. I pulled my hat lower and tried to walk pass without being too suspicious. She stopped.

"Suki?"


Kirina POV

"We're here." I looked up. Sure enough, we were. Kusagakure. I've never been here before, but like it's name, there was a lot of grass. If I live old enough to retire, this is the place I would definitely move to!

"Okay, what do we do next?"

"Find a place to stay."

"Okay!" I marched right in the gates, the guards didn't even bother to check our identity. Smart. The village wasn't really big, there was only one hotel in tis whole place.

"Hey, I want to get two rooms." I told the lady at the counter. She was about my age, with her hair pulled up in a messy bun. She didn't look too happy about having to work, but once she saw Itachi, her face lightened up.

"Why, hello." She purred. She only had eyes for him, now. It was like I didn't even exist.

"…."

"Hey, lady, I need two rooms!" She reluctantly turned away from Itachi. She studied me, looking me from head down to toe. Then, probably deciding that I wasn't good enough to steal Itachi from her, she finally answers.

"Don't have one." She continued staring at Itachi. "But I have a place for you, cutie." I was fuming. Who does this bitch think she is?

"Listen up here, bitch! You'd better f***ing give me a room right now or I'll f***ing kill you!"

"You and what army?" She is so dead.

"GRRR." I lunged at her with a kunai, Itachi stopped me.

"Don't." He whispered in my ear. "I'll take care of this." I backed down. Itachi turned to Ms. Bitchy and started talking.

"We just need two rooms."

"Sorry, but there is only one left. Is that ok?" Itachi nodded. She gave him the key and we both walked to the room.

"Hey, if you want special room service, be sure to call me!" She yelled suggestively. I punched the wall next to me, revealing a screaming man on the other side, doing yoga.

"Sorry!" I apologized. Finally, Itachi unlocked the door to reveal…two single beds! Thank Kami, there was two beds. It would be extremely awkward if I slept next to him…

"Get to sleep. We leave tomorrow morning."

"But it's freakin daytime!" I wanted to go sightsee! He looked at me with dangerous Sharingan eyes.

"On it." I said, heading over to a bed. A mission with this weasel is so boring. Pein should've gotten me a real one. At least it would be more entertaining…


This…took four days to finish…Sigh. I 'm in a bad mood today. But you know what will make me more happier? Reviews! So please review if you want me to be happy Bye!