(they try to make me go to church camp but i say no no no. hello everyone it's been way too long! so sorry for long wait my mmom keep on tellin me that i am a sinner! i tell her NO shrek is the purest. and she try to take away me onion but that will not happen!)
lord farquaad leads the gang to his hamo prison bus, it's red(like donkets dress) covered in fabulous shimmering sparkles and says 'hamo prison bus!' in bright flamingo pink lettering.
"Alright all you sinners! hop on the bus." said lord farquaad.
Donket was brave, he boarded the bus first, he hopped up the 3 shimmering stairs and looks to his left...and there was rumplestiltskin! wearing a glittery gold thong and tassles that flow oh so gracefully off his erecting nipples. there he was sitting in the back row looking out the window...WITH REGRET! IN HIS EYE!11 Donkr paused. and looked at rumplestilitskin, their eyes met. rumple gasped! and then looked away with a shameful look as he was ashamed of all the sin he has committed...
"r-rumpy..." say donket quietly.
Shrek was getting impatient so he pushed donkr out of the way and get on the bus and gasp!
"RUmPLEFORESKIN is THAT YOU?" say shrek with surprise.
rumple doesn't say anything...he just twiddles his nipple tassle.
"sh...shrek..." says a soft voice in the second row. a head peeks over the seat.
"arthur?!" say shrek.
Oh boy was he right. there was arthur pendragon wearing a very sheer and lacy pair of bikini panties they were a pale pink color, but arthur managed to keep it classy. he was also wearing a royal cape, and black bondage all over his body and one single gem on each of his nipples.
Shrek and donkr sigh...
"hey what's the hold up here?" say lord farquuad as he pokes shrek in the butt with his golden cane.
"oi laddeh go easy on my behind it's still... sore. ;)" say shrek.
Lord fukquaad BLUSHES!
"just sit down you slutty wang sucker!" say fukwaad.
"ya, hay boss we gotta go soon it's almost chow time for them sinful inmates," says one of the guards.
The gang doesn't resist... shrek n donkr sit next to each other in a middle row, and ginger sits on top of shrek's raging whale erection. wolf and pinocchio sit in the seat next to shrek and donkey so they can feel the warmth of their bodies . two of the guards sit behind shrek and the gang to make sure they don't commit any homosexual acts. Farquaad hops into the drivers seat.
"Alright boys" says the last guard as he puts his hand on his hip, " it's time to go to hamo prison! And if you didn't already know my name is Nicholas but you can call me nicki. make sure that you're all sitting there tight, this is gonna be a bumpy ride! ;))" said the guard as he sat in the first row.
After the guard sits down farquaad starts up the engine and starts driving. this truly will be one heck of a ride. ;)
to be continue...
