COTK: This one gets kinda odd and stuff... Two babysitters, Gaara and Fart... That dont mix well together.
Clash-ofthe-morons66
Ch9 (OMG!)
Gaara... Fart... And the babysitters...
Gaara and Fart decided to play eveil bad guys on the rail road with the damsal in distress and the super hero in spandex...
Gaara, engineer... Fart; bad guy... Itachi; super hero in spandex... And Deidara; you dont want to know.
Fart tied Deidara up to a life sized railroad track that was mysteriously placed in the back yard earlier that evening by Shikamommy. Itachi was forced into spandex by Gaara, while he (Gaara) put on a conductors hat and got inside a lifesized train that was brought into the house, so the lazy Gaara could drive it out of the house. Fart got dressed into a black outfit and a black top hat, Along with a fake pink mustache and blue gogo-boots... They had to force Deidara into a ball gown and then re-tied him to the track.
Okay! ACTION!!!
Gaara. The diabolical trian conductor of the train that was placed under him, on the train track. The train? Heading down the track at 1,2345 mph. Gaara picked up a talking device thingy at pushed the big orange button on the side.
"We have an afermative speed of 1,234 mph, sir fart. What else is that you need me to do?"
There was a clicking sound and then there was nothing. Until Farts voice came over the boom bax device.
"Go get me some Mc. Donalds... I want a big mac meal..."
"Anything to drink?"
"Sprite..."
"Okee dokee!" Gaara turned a shrap right, crashing dwon many fences on his way to Mac doodles! A few second later Gaara was seen on the track, speeding to get to Deidara!
Then all of a sudden???!?!? Itachi AKA Spandex dude came flying down wih a clear string attetched to his back. He landed infront of Deidara with an outstretched hand.
"Dont worry ma'am.. I am here to resque you..." He said in a monotone way.
"Great.. Im doomed... Ita- I mean.. Spandex dude?" He corrected himself after Fart and Gaara sent him a look. SD looked down at him and blinked.
"Why are we even here?"
"We need the money.. After Leader spent all of it on a jakuzzi (sp) and a hot tub for his pimping techniques..."
"Ah yes... The pimping..."
"Now shut up and let me rescue your ass!!!" Gaara and Fart gasped loudly and everything went silent and still. They stood there, gaping at SD like he was alien dog from planet Irk.
"You said ASS... Imma gonna tell ShikaMOMMY on you..." Gaara said.
"Im sorry... " Fart said like he was master of the universe.
"Its alright... Now go and play kids... You have a big day ahead of you..."
"But arent we already playin this game???" Fart is a dumby...
"OFF TO BED WITH YOU!!! AND NO SUPPER FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gaara yelled an pointed to the house. SD cleared his throat and cleared himself away of the spandex, placing his hands on his hips and glaring down at the first redhead.
"You do not get to choose if your brother gets no supper or not... So i would appologize to the young blemish if I where you... And I suggest you do it fast, for my patients is nothing short of missing... ON WITH IT!!!!" Itachi growled.
Gaara, Deidara, and Fart where all huddled into a corner of the yard as Itachi tapped his foot on the ground angrily.
"S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sor-sorry F-f-f-f-fa-far-fart..." Gaara stammered out, Itachi let out a grumble of aproval and viciously pointed to the house.
"Now in the house! All of you!!! And Deidara... GET OUT OF THE FUCKING DRESS!! YOU ARE NOT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!" He yelled.
"Yes, Sir!" Deidara salluted and the dress magically poofed off of him and he was naked... No one realized it though. And they all walked into the house. Had a happy ending as Itachi made macarroni and cheese with ramen noodles and hotdogs on the side.
The end yall!!! I gotta go and start a sequal to troublesome...
